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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

[ ok look. true. but only when i use this icon next is the taming complete :/ ok ]

think ill keep you guessing, then
thats the charm of a cat in the first place, isnt it?
maybe ill convert you to a cat person eventually

[sublimed]

( that's literally the face he'd make if sae scratched his chin don't even play )

I don't know if the unpredictability could ever beat the absolute loyalty of canines, but...
Well, feel free to keep trying for as long as you'd like.

( since they're gonna be married and all — )

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[ then hurry up and scratch him. ]

whoa... so you think were gonna be together forever......

[sublimed]

( wait for friday! i say, typing this on friday. in my timezone. )

As long as I'll allow you*

( -_- )

[outplayed]

doesnt contradict what i said as far as im concerned
meow

[ should be pictured alongside him winking obnoxiously and going like "teehee" ]

[sublimed]

It might mean two weeks or it might mean two years?

( shut up!!!!!!! hmph )

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but i think its much more likely that it might mean when we die in a lovely spanish bathtub at age 26 [ :) ]

[sublimed]

27.

( it's club 27 get it right!! )

[outplayed]

ah, okay, 27. one whole extra year to spend with sae itoshi licking each others' wounds, i will cherish it dearly

[sublimed]

If you don't annoy me too much before then, anyway.

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no, youll enjoy it, i promise. neither of us will enjoy being in the situation though so i guess it cancels out?

[sublimed]

You think we won't enjoy the bathtub situation?
I dunno. I'm pretty excited. ( in that deadpan way, you know. )

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oh no id be fucking PSYCHED for the bathtub
what im not thrilled with is the extra time spent just like
being in emotional downfall, i guess?

[sublimed]

Wouldn't worry about that.
The drugs will take care of it.

[outplayed]

ah i see the angle now
can i do coke off your body then

[sublimed]

Sure.
But once I go down that route there's no going back, just so you know.

( addictive ass personality — )

[outplayed]

oh all right, we save the drugs for the very end
that still leaves practically a whole year to fill up, though

anything on your bucket list, saechen?

[sublimed]

I feel like I should say something corny like "fly in a hot air balloon" but considering how little I thought about things outside of soccer
... not really.

[outplayed]

well as for me, though i note you did not have the consideration to ask, would be to do psychotic and deranged but not strictly speaking illegal things to people who have severely wronged me

also to go camping somewhere scenic and solitary until i lowkey start losing it a little

[ he's uhhhhhh half joking about these things. ]

[sublimed]

What counts as "psychotic and deranged but not strictly speaking illegal"?

( enlighten him and he'll decide if he'll help! )

?
Okay.
How long will you be gone?

[outplayed]

the main thing is gaslighting each of them into thinking its their fault that im dead after i kill myself through a series of carefully crafted conversations, letters, etc. so they have to live with the weight of their guilt for the rest of their superficial little lives

but idt that will work on noel noa so i will probably just pay people to do normal harassment on his home addresses

[ damn that french fuck. ]

idk but im sure i wont last more than 2 weeks before going unhinged
you can check in every 4-5 days

[sublimed]

Hmm.

( yeah, that sounds about kaisercore. he has no opinion on the matter; he'll die the way he lived, which is to say, without telling anyone anything. )

I can at least help arrange that, then. We've got nothing to lose; we might as well go all-out on the harrassment.

( he'll pay!! )

If you have a phone on you, that's not quite solitary, is it?

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oh good because ill probably need your expert help as a gaslighter, you know?
im most concerned about the wires getting crossed and people connecting the dots years afterwards so they stop feeling guilty about it
im not out to 13 reasons why this shit

[ if he were the protagonist of that story it would be soooo different— ]

hm alright
then every 4-5 days ill turn it on to let you know my mental status and then turn it off

[sublimed]

You want them to suffer until the end of their lives, huh?
We'll need to do some planning, then.

( this is going to be a specific operation — )

Okay.
And if you don't turn it on, I'll assume the bears got you.

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yeah of course
if thats how i go then i want to haunt the thoughts of the people i hate until theyre dead too

[ you know, standard insane gf things. ]

that will simply not happen
im going to persist to keep my end of the promise, you know?