[ interacting with isagi somehow never fails to make kaiser feel like he is losing control of his life. what is he supposed to do. say he's getting isagi gifts? ew! ]
sure, yeah. any other things youve been wanting as of late, yoichi?
now why would i do that? would you rather i ignore you? im not arrogant to the point of blindness youre good enough to threaten my life, but thats it. a threat isnt a certainty.
as for that offer, im not interested at the moment try being a little more independent on the field first
thats hardly the repartee you think it is, yoichi all i need on the field is ness lets see... shall i count all the pieces you need? cut it down to just one before you try that line again
But if you could get more on your side, you'd want that too, right? I know we're all fighting for the top spot, but being able to work together, or... being able to make use of someone else's ability, that's interesting to me.
Fight me 1-1 someday. I'm not afraid to lose to you. You're really good.
[ which leads to a tweet to the effect of: "doxxers and online harassers are fucking insecure, try bettering yourself if you have so much time on your hands". shockingly, this will mostly work on his fanbase, who clearly like him(?) for some reason(??). ]
its hardly rocket science, yoichi if you want to put your dick in my mouth first so you can copy my technique thats fine you cant finish in my mouth though.
no, its normal to get pissed off if your dick gets bitten?? but you must think im the pickiest bastard alive i am also a teenaged guy you know. [ that is... he also gets horny and doesn't exactly require high amounts of finesse to get off. ]
are you changing your bribe to dessert? i mean, i will take that too
I won't bite you. But you know how opening your mouth for too long at the dentist gets tiring? ( legit thinking about the most unsexy thing right now. )
I'll get you the ice cream. I'll eat one too and then I'll suck your dick. ( maybe a brain freeze will have him not overthink this shit. )
do you think im going to bite your dick off or something you can close your eyes and be an embarrassing little virgin, yoichi, i dont mind and ill only tease you a little for it
[ not denying he will make fun of isagi at least a little. ]
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sure, yeah.
any other things youve been wanting as of late, yoichi?
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but we can have peace in blue lock if you calm down and pass to me [ teehee! ]
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If you can behave on the pitch and stop trying to destroy my every move, maybe I'll pass to you someday. But... only if I'm in a pinch.
Come train with me sometime. We can try to play together then.
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would you rather i ignore you? im not arrogant to the point of blindness
youre good enough to threaten my life, but thats it. a threat isnt a certainty.
as for that offer, im not interested at the moment
try being a little more independent on the field first
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all i need on the field is ness
lets see... shall i count all the pieces you need? cut it down to just one before you try that line again
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Fight me 1-1 someday. I'm not afraid to lose to you. You're really good.
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wrong
i alone am enough, and i always will be. everybody elses choice on who to herd with has nothing to do with me even if i benefit from it
improve your core balance a little more first
then i will consider it.
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... Good thing you're not making me jump through hoops just to spend the night with you.
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in fact its a good use of my time? so.
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here you go no need to thank me
https://twitter.com/michaelkaiser10/status/XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
[ which leads to a tweet to the effect of: "doxxers and online harassers are fucking insecure, try bettering yourself if you have so much time on your hands". shockingly, this will mostly work on his fanbase, who clearly like him(?) for some reason(??). ]
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Hm. Did you just easily accept my offer of a blowjob tho? I'll be honest, okay? I've never done that before. You?
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if you want to put your dick in my mouth first so you can copy my technique thats fine
you cant finish in my mouth though.
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but yes. i have done that before
that ok with you?
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Mm. Do you want mochi instead? There's one matcha one left.
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but you must think im the pickiest bastard alive
i am also a teenaged guy you know. [ that is... he also gets horny and doesn't exactly require high amounts of finesse to get off. ]
are you changing your bribe to dessert?
i mean, i will take that too
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I'll get you the ice cream. I'll eat one too and then I'll suck your dick. ( maybe a brain freeze will have him not overthink this shit. )
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[ kkkkkind of an endearing trait, though. ]
and where in your itinerary will you slot me returning the favor? add the item anywhere you like, but you have to add it somewhere
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you can close your eyes and be an embarrassing little virgin, yoichi, i dont mind
and ill only tease you a little for it
[ not denying he will make fun of isagi at least a little. ]
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