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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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that would never happen.

[ and if it did happen, he would probably be having a nuclear meltdown because it would certainly not be because he started talking about it. ]

fine, ill give you one exclusive piece of information
i didnt start playing football until i was 12
very impressive, no?

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Not as impressive as Nagi who started playing a few months ago or some shit, but yeah.

Now I'm wondering why you only started at 12. Like what were you into before... Gonna tell me? Don't need to if you don't wanna.

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maybe ill tell, but you first
what were you into at age 12? aside from football, of course.

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I like going for long walks. I used to hike in the forest on weekends. Really miss doing that. Ah. I also like art. Used to paint a lot.

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this is starting to sound like a stereotypical dating ad
do you also enjoy the beach and staring at the sunset?

i watched a lot of movies back then

[ more like he had nothing to do but passively be there while his father vocally complained about how terrible modern cinema is, but he is not getting into that. ]

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LMAO. No, I'm serious about the long walks. It helps me think. That's all. Didn't really get into much trouble as a kid either. My parents probably wanted another baby, and I really wanted a sister, but they got stuck with just me, so I guess I was kinda spoiled.

What kinda movies are you into?

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an only child, then
i was too

[ if it's weird to use the past tense for that statement: no, it's not! ]

thrillers and dramas, i suppose?
ill watch pretty much anything
but im not really into movies that are all action and braindead plot

[ he thinks sc*rsese was right... m*rvel is NOT cinema! ]

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Oh? You recently got a new sibling?

( because what else would he be thinking... )

I like all the Mission Impossible movies.（￣ε￣ʃƪ）

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[ ... hang on, let him google his mom really fast— ]

very funny to consider becoming a big brother at this age, but no
i am also still an only child

which ones your favorite, then
its a tossup between fallout and the original for me

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Heh. We've some things in common then.

Fallout is good. Ghost Protocol too because he had to set out on his own.

You allergic to anything?

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yeah, i think ghost protocol is pretty good too
so are action thrillers your thing, i guess?
or is it tom cruise who keeps you coming back lmao

nope, i can eat pretty much anything [ emphasis on "can"... ]
is this speed dating now? ok
if not football, which sport would you play

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Ha ha. He is my favorite actor... ⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾

Mm. Actually making a list of things I wanna cook. Gotta make sure it's loaded up with enough protein for you.

But uh... Probably tennis? Been reading that manga about it. Seems fun.

My turn then. Why'd you decide to play football?

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well arent you a darling, yoichi
dont worry about it. cook something you like, then ill get to know your tastes too

[ anyway, whew! complicated question. kaiser's not sure whether isagi means why he personally chose to, or how he got involved professionally, but one of those is way easier to answer, so: ]

i just happened to see a football on display in a store and i decided to get it
i remember thinking i liked the color of it. pure white, except the logo
it was the first thing i ever bought on my own so i guess i got attached to it

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I can eat anything too, so I wanna make something you'd be able to enjoy as well. You said you like bread so my mom said she'll send over some next week.

Aw. Buying it on your own. That's cool. With your birthday money? First thing I ever got for myself was a football magazine. ( with sexy noa on the cover... /cough )

You still have that football?

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[ is that like, just something that normal parents do? kaiser has to stare at his phone for a while over this one because he is so genuinely perplexed. ]

ok
tell your mother i said thanks
if i must pick, then a stew

and yes, actually. i do still have it. not here, though. [ ........... ]
do you prefer praise or gifts?

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Will do! She'll want to know your feedback on the bread. Heh. Will make beef stew to go with it.

Hmmmmm. Gifts because that can be shared. Or like money can be donated to charity.

If not a striker, what position would you want to play?

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obviously, im not giving up my position, just to be clear.
but gk, actually
you need good instincts, movement, and game sense... and its just obvious when a gk is a good one, even to amateurs
also sweeper keepers look fucking cool when theyre doing their thing well.

[ his aspirational crush on m*nuel n*uer is showing again, perhaps. ]

sciences or humanities? favorite subject in school?

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Would be interesting trying to score a goal with you as gk, but ok ok you're a striker for life. I think your KI goals are crazy good. ( and that his thighs are sexy af.......... )

Art and PE. I'm not good at anything else.

Were you in private or public school?

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if its just for fun, i suppose im not against the idea of it
but you should return the favor, then

[ and barely in school, but: ]

public school
... was that not obvious?

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Wah, rly? Okay! Whoever gets to score more goals will get the last mochi in the fridge? ( in the words of the itoshi bros... how luckewarm. )

Also, not really. You're not that easy to pin down.

If not for football, what would you be doing right now?

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thats all you want to bet over... nothing like, "loser is the winner's slave for an afternoon" or something? [ heh. ]

hm.
probably imagining what itd be like to go on a journey around the world, or some other fanciful idiots daydream...?

and what about you
if not football, then what?

[gol]

But you already have Ness... And I don't need you to be my slave. ( #LUKEWARM ) But okay, how about the winner gets to ask the loser for whatever they want then, non-football related.

Why would you only imagine it? You don't think you would be traveling around the world if not for football?

Ha ha. Idk. Go to art school in Germany? Go to BM's games...

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?
ness is not my slave, obviously

[ even better, ness is his dog, which means he mostly does things for kaiser on his own free will... 🥴 ]

but sure, terms accepted. ill have to think of something good to make you do

... such an adorable dreamer you are, yoichi.
to travel the world, the minimum requirements would be either to have sufficient money or to have enough talent that somebody else will invest in you. [ he can read between the lines for the rest of that or not at all, kaiser is not clarifying any further on the matter. ]

what kinds of things do you like drawing?

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Ha ha. Yeah, maybe not when we're this age, I don't even have $100 in my name, but I'm sure you'd be able to someday. Where do you wanna travel to?

Eh. I usually paint landscapes if I'm outdoors. I sketch random things otherwise. ( like kaiser's thighs... /cough )

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could be fun to go to the moon

[ his insanity cannot be constrained to the mere world anymore. ]

realistically speaking youll be making plenty of money and traveling all across western europe in a matter of months either way.

is that why you stare at my legs so much [ -_- ]