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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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kill yourself

[ DO NOT CALL HIM OUT!!! ]

anyway it felt like what id guess using a weighted blanket feels like
not bad i suppose
i think youre slightly less odd for doing it all the time now, but its still odd

[unjilt]

[ don't suibait crazy people, crazy. ]

I see?
I don't do it for the sensation, though. I do it to let Nagi know he can count on me for everything - and I mean everything.
That his needs are those of a spoiled 10yo was unexpected, but it doesn't bother me.
Did he like it?

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[ sae does it to him every day and he's fine? ]

of course he liked it. [ insulting this needed to be asked. ]
would you let him carry you, then

[unjilt]

Nagi?
That's a good question.
Hmm... I think so, sure.
I like it when he depends on me, and I like doing things that make him happy. Being carried like an old woman that needs help crossing the street isn't that appealing to me in all honesty, but I guess it's a nice form of skinship.
If I had my way, I'd trade carrying for something else, though.

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you just made that experience less pleasant for me in retrospect

[ why did he go off on that old lady metaphor? ]

ok down boy
i know you want him to suck your dick but i wasnt asking about that, ok?

[unjilt]

[ nagi compared himself to an old lady okay, blame him. ]

Shut up.
I meant hold my hand in public, or something.

[ okay even he grossed himself out with that. ]

...........And for the record.......
Nagi and I have.......
......you know.
Done Things.

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what are we, in grade school...?
ok if youre going to throw that out there then you know whats coming next:
What Things.

[unjilt]

Look we're friends but I still don't know where the line is with certain topics for you foreign guys???
So you can't blame me for keeping it vague. But fine, I'll test out the waters slowly.

So okay, as much as I'd love for him to make a move, I can't stop being me.
I'm more aggressive about these things and getting what I want, you know.
We've fooled around, though in here we can't go further than making out and maybe using our hands or my mouth.

Also if you tell anyone I will make sure people know you're fucking Isagi on the dl

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if anything arent we europeans less prudish? our team manager gave us a whole list of shit we should/n't do while here but i didnt pay attention after seeing visible tattoos on the top of the list

[ he is NOT! sacrificing his aesthetic to be polite. ]

you have done all that and still arent official yet?? im going to be honest with you at this point id bet money he thinks you two are already together
ask him to give you a blowjob next time and see how he reacts to get more information

[ crazy that kaiser and reo are trading dating tips now. ]

also who tf would i even tell.

[unjilt]

I didn't mean because of where you're from, I meant because you're outsiders to Blue Lock and we still don't know you guys very well.

We used to do it more before this shitty experiment trapped us in here, but ever since he pulled his little stunt on me we've done nothing.
I see him in a different light, and I don't want to do shit unless he wants to.
Clearly he doesn't think we're together or else he would've tried something by now.

[ never mind he never tried anything on his own before... ]

Um, hello? Alexis Ness?
Though honestly, you can tell him. He looks like he can keep a secret if it comes from you. It also looks like you tell him everything so at least this way I have the illusion of dignity.

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ok
ask him if yoichi isagi has sucked his dick then
and if the answer is yes dont take him back even if he begs
actually maybe just kill him right then and there. itd be deserved

also, wow! 😑
i dont tell him literally everything, just mostly everything
but since you insist ill tell him all about how you and baby bird have gotten to around third base and also he never initiates

[unjilt]

Isagi's a dick rider of the worst kind but Nagi would never.............
...........
..............................
..........
Yeah I'm gonna fucking ask him.

[ KAISER GETTING IN HIS HEAD THANKS. he doesn't know what nagi did when they weren't together that short period of time and as far as he's concerned isagi's a giant SLUT. oh he's gonna kill nagi so bad. ]

And I said it's fine to tell him no need to get all threatening on me geez.

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if you get extra pissed after asking, can you call me so we can kill yoichi together

[ this is perfect! he can non-metaphorically and literally kill isagi and probably won't even get in any trouble for it...! ]

i just thought i should be clear and transparent with you
i mean im gonna be honest with you ness is the kind of guy who stalks through peoples' social media after meeting them so he might already have figured all that out anyway.

[unjilt]

Sure, after I'm done killing Nagi.

Remember that thing you said about how there's no accounting for taste?
I've been nice all this time but I have to ask now.
What is it about him?

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well

[ slow texts again because honestly... what is it about him indeed. ]

he takes care of me
and i think he understands what i can and cant do for him

[ not what he will or won't do, kaiser actually fully believes this is about having or lacking some ability or quality within himself... ]

i dont know what else to say? its just how it is 😑

[unjilt]

[ oh. he got an actual response. that's??? really sweet??? also he likes knowing even a giant cunt like kaiser can appreciate someone that takes care of their loved one. feels validated. ]

It's just how it is, huh.
Have you ever said it to yourself, at least?
What that “it” is?
Do you like him?

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youre not going to like the answer to that question
you really want to hear it, loverboy?

[unjilt]

Why won't *I* like it?
I'm not the one in love with you.

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i just get the feeling

i do like him
but thats all there is to it

[unjilt]

Well.

That's good enough, isn't it? Just liking him.
But, from experience…
Sometimes you don't realize what you really feel until someone comes out of nowhere and takes away that which you thought was gonna be yours forever.
I know I have a reputation for being emotional, but I was never like that until this whole thing happened.
You can make fun of me if you want, I'm just telling you this because I don't want you to go through this shit, too.

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i appreciate(?????) it but
crazy you dont think im the one who would be initiating the breakup

[ at this point i've accepted kaiser is the new barou, he simply exists to get clowned on for isagi's sake. which is why he will now give the clownish take of: ness can't break up with me, that would just LITERALLY never happen (kaiser isn't privy to the ness passes to isagi foreshadowing). ]

[unjilt]

Would you?

[ can't believe kaiser was only brought around to lose, fall for isagi, then lose again. even he deserves better. ]

[outplayed]

[ disrespected like barou, cucked like reo, and offscreened like rin. who needs the continental treble, kaiser truly has the triple crown ❤️ ]

its whatll naturally happen if i accept that offer from real, is it not?

[unjilt]

[ the price he must pay for being the most popular character ❤️ ]

I hadn't thought of that.
...
Isn't Ness' current worth the same as Isagi's, actually?
Maybe if your duo can somehow put him in his place next time you face each other, his value will naturally go up and they'll see his worth as your teammate, and how Isagi's value was all an illusion.

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thats not a bad plan until you remember that real already has sae itoshi

[ and that isagi has plot armor but. whatever! ]

look
dont take this to mean i dont think ness is a solid mf
if sae itoshi werent around i think theres a solid argument that ness could have been part of the new gen 11 too...
but sae itoshi exists, so.