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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

Telling me that isn't going to motivate me to speed things up, you know? I'm surprised that you think your patience can't outlast mine.

[ because that is the implication... right?

anyway, that gets another one of those maybe-fond exhale-laughs out of kaiser. they've been a bit frequent as of late, huh. ]

It's not like anybody messes around with Sae Itoshi and doesn't expect to eventually be bitten in some way or another. [ meow. ] Speaking of pulling, I keep thinking I should work some way to yank at your hair, but it's just not coming to me. Alas.

[ help him brainstorm, perhaps. ]

[sublimed]

Depends, doesn't it? If my hands are free, I can always wrap them around your throat, and you'll start rutting against me like a dog in heat.

( judging by how it went last time? )

Hah. You really can't use your brain too much before it overheats, can you? ( it's literally so easy? ) If I'm in your lap, yank on it from behind to get a better access to my throat. Or fuck me from behind and yank on it then. It doesn't really matter, as long as you don't pull any of it out.

( he's particular about it, okay. )

[outplayed]

Well, as much as I'd like to indulge that tangent, that might make it hard for me to go onto a coherent act 3. Next time, perhaps.

[ he says this like he's not going to enjoy it with or without the choking, ahem. also please! he was trying to be artful in his inclusion of all these things but sure okay, he can just grab and yank at will, he sees his vision is not being appreciated here... hmph..... ]

... Wow, and what happens when a strand of Sae Itoshi's precious hair parts with his head? Go on, motivate me.

[sublimed]

Mmm. I guess I'll decide once I learn what act 3 entails.

( he'll even indulge kaiser's damn act nonsense, but look... he's not nearly as dramatic, so? to him, it really is just nonsense —

also? what vision???? )

Eye for an eye, right? Your hair's infinitely more yankable, anyway. ( he'll just have to contain himself from wanting to tear the bird tails right out, but aside from that — )

[outplayed]

Fine, then act 3 is when I fuck you hard from behind with one hand on your head, so that you can't immediately retaliate if I accidentally pull a single strand of hair out. [ ... anyway....... ] You think I could slide another finger or two in while my dick's already in you?

[ just wondering. because, like, spanking sae's ass and saying "tighten up" feels... you know! it just doesn't stretch the creative mind, doesn't quite match up with his ~*~vision~*~ ]

[sublimed]

How loose do you think I am?

( he sounds both embarrassed and offended?? but also?? kind of curious? ough. kaiser's a terrible influence actually. die. )

I mean, you can try, but... ( he wants to say "if it hurts too much i'll hate it" or something but we both know that just is NAWT true.

so he just trails off and pinches his nose irl. UGH!!! )

[outplayed]

It's not about how loose I think you are, but how much I think I could loosen you up.

[ he can picture sae wrinkling his nose right now and does his stupid slight fond laugh again. ugh!! but also it's a plan :) ]

Mm... that about rounds it off, I guess? Unless you want me to cram in an act 4, but...

[ has he not promised enough already! act 4 can be post coital cuddling. ]

[sublimed]

... shut up.

( he hates it + hates he actually wants to see kaiser now!! die!! )

I don't think you have it in you for act 4. Besides, I'm usually busy afterwards. ( ??

he locks himself up in the bathroom for two hours so no cuddling. )

[outplayed]

Yeah, I know, with your two and a half hour bathroom routine. What takes you so long in there, I wonder?

[ in kaiser's opinion, it's closer to 2.5 hours than 2 hours. does that matter? who knows. also he doesn't know about how you shouldn't ask a woman these things. ]

Hurts my feelings, you know. [ he's snickering because... well, no, it doesn't. ] Someday I'm going to have to piss while you're staked out in there, then what?

[sublimed]

Nothing that concerns you.

( STAY out of women's business!!

anyway, i was going to say something really vile but held myself back so please thank me. )

I dunno. If you beg nicely, I guess I'll let you in for a minute or two.

[outplayed]

It has nothing to do with my cum, then? You just leave it in there?

[ was it that kind of vile or a different kind. NOT that it is relevant since they have safe sex <3 ]

... Ah. Well, thanks in advance, Sae Itoshi, for the privilege of being able to piss. So generous of you.

[sublimed]

No, I leave it there. Obviously.

( sort of but like, three times WORSE. also yeah sure! )

Don't thank me yet. Now that I think about it, hearing you whine about it might be kind of funny.

[outplayed]

Hot.

[ say no more. i think i understand. ]

And I have to thank you now, because I won't feel like doing it at the time of. I'm cashing in my gratitude now so you can't say I forgot later. [ does that make sense. ] Do you prefer it if I piss on you while we're fucking so we don't have to resolve that later? Genuinely asking.

[ GENUINELY asking. ]

[sublimed]

... not on me.

( IS ALL HE'S GONNA SAY. IS ALL I'M GONNA SAY. I'M TEARING UP AT WORK )

[outplayed]

[ OUGH............. SAE??? ]

Ah— Okay.

[ sae needs to be nice to him for a while, because kaiser made an active choice to audibly stifle a laugh and pretend to cough instead, not say some variation on "that's hot", and be so astoundingly normal about all of this which is, dare i say, not normal. ]

So, anyway, don't tweet in that fucking hashtag and we'll call it even?

[sublimed]

( sae is a normal guy so this is also totally normal? obviously. )

... ( the way kaiser just skips over it is embarrassing, too????? sae opens his mouth to tell him to forget it, then closes it again. whatever. WHATEVER. )

Do you want to know what the other tweet idea I had was?

[outplayed]

[ it is just way too late for sae to say "forget it", sae is already kaiser's thirsty little flower now. ]

... Alright, fine, hit me with it.

[sublimed]

( SLOBBERING SHUT UPPP )

Okay, something like "the way #kaisagi synergize on field makes me think Kaiser could potentially become Isagi's midfielder."

( GET IT? )

[outplayed]

... The other one was better, but this one pisses me off way more.

[ UGHHHHH... he is NOT assisting isagi, he would rather KILL HIMSELF with isagi's two metaphorical guns. ]

Can't you tweet about how you think #kaisae would be a superior combination instead? Hmph. [ yeah, he actually audibly harrumphed. ]

[sublimed]

I don't want #kaisae to trend. It's embarrassing being seen with a bicycle.

( what's next? #kairin? you already scissored on the pitch smh. )

[outplayed]

[ ugh, so ugly of the camera to ignore the fact that kairin were clearly full on making out with tongue and all offscreen while isagi was doing his top trio whatever. ]

I can't help that the media assumes anybody close enough in age to me whom I get within an arm's length of must be having sex with me. [ he isn't. but. yeah. ] I'd actually like it if they'd cool down on that too, believe it or not.

[sublimed]

( have some respect for the troops damn... he even broke out the big guns... )

Must be the, what'd you call it, again? European whorishness? ( something along these lines. ) If anything, I thought you'd be enjoying the attention. No publicity is bad publicity, and all.

[outplayed]

I guess there isn't, true.

[ it just gives him weird mixed feelings that he doesn't want to delve into is all! ]

I don't like the assumption that my standards aren't particularly high, I suppose.

[sublimed]

True. It's not accurate, considering you tend to aim beyond the scope of realism.

( like making a marriage plan w/ sae itoshi, of all people... )

[outplayed]

You know what they call me, you know. [ the blue rose, not an f slur. shifting into his showboat voice: ] "I make the impossible possible...!"

[ okay, maybe implicitly admitting that he does tryhard on his outward-facing persona just a bit. in his normal voice: ] Guess it just can't be helped when you're as hot as I am, alas.