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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

you exhaust me

[ calling again x5, btw... ]

can you at least acknowledge how hard ive been working

[sublimed]

You have been working hard.
I guess.

( ignored....... )

[outplayed]

you GUESS?
tell me how, then
in what ways have i been working hard. from your perspective.

[ okay? calling again x8... ]

[sublimed]

You run errands so good.
Good boy.
There there.

( IGNORED........... )

[outplayed]

[ what about the HAT TRICK!? ]

dont talk to me like im a dog.
also surely you have more to say than that??

[ ?? calling again... x10... ]

[sublimed]

( ??? the one that didn't count? )

Good boy, Kaiser.

( ignored. )

[outplayed]

[ sae said it counted before, but that's fair. kaiser knows you can't rely on a woman to not be whimsical... ]

i should kill myself instead of coming back

[sublimed]

And break your promise?
You wouldn't.

( hmph! )

[outplayed]

[ he wouldn't... ]

but you really dont make it easy sometimes
pick up the phone before i do something drastic

[sublimed]

Why
Aren't you almost here anyway

[outplayed]

i think i should take a walk around the building first
my pulse is going fucking crazy rn

[ he checked his app which he has for totally normal reasons. ]

[sublimed]

Why are you mad

( what did he dooooo :( )

[outplayed]

im not telling you because you will do it again on purpose if you know.

[ also kaiser is preemptively going through the 5 stages of grief over his beloved unborn daughter, okay. ]

maybe ill tell you if you pick up the phone

[sublimed]

You're so annoying
Fine I'll pick up ( and he will! on like, 9th ring... )

[outplayed]

[ FINALLY!! ]

You're the annoying one... [ anyways. ] I'm not going to kill myself, but if I did, where do you think would be a good place around the area for me to do it?

[sublimed]

( he just sighs on the other side of the phone........... )

Shut up and bring me my stuff. Why are you so upset, Mika? I called you a good boy, and all...

[outplayed]

That's not what I wanted to hear. [ HUFF. ] Say that I'm the striker you're most interested in playing with.

[ he's pretty sure sae will tell him to go kill himself fr but look... ]

[sublimed]

You're my striker, and you'll never shine as bright as you would with me by your side. If I was there, it'd be a hattrick and then some.

( he wouldn't let kaiser offside it... hmph. )

[outplayed]

[ hmm... hmm...! hmmmmmm........! y— YAYYYY!!!!! ]

... That's not what I wanted you to say, but I'll take this. [ huff... ] I want to practice now.

[ dortmund and barca matches are coming up real fast... kaiser is feeling more motivated now. not that he wasn't before, of course!! ]

Playing with the German national team is fine, but it's not the same. [ especially not with so many of them incapacitated— ] If it were you on the pitch, then I would've had an even more satisfying victory than this.

[sublimed]

Feeling motivated now, kitty?

( cute. but he does want to practice, too... barca is a joke, but. he wants to show them up, anyway. )

Mm. I know. You're your best self when you're with me, so don't forget it.

[outplayed]

More frustrated than motivated, but it's close enough, no?

[ for kaiser, those have always been very similar emotions, close to perfectly overlapping. he improves because he wants to get better, to shatter others' expectations, to live up to his motto of embodying the impossible —

but yes... especially with poor lamine injured :( ]

Hmm. [ hmmm...! ] I want to score a really fantastic goal against Dortmund next week. One that even you will have no complaints with.

[ he's already looking past the netherlands. sniffles. ]

[sublimed]

If you're frustrated, take it out on the pitch.

( anger can stew and build into something worthwhile — at least in kaiser's case, where he tends to release a lot of emotion during the match.

not how sae does things, personally, but whatever keeps the geniuses going, no? )

Imagine it now and surprise me during the match. I'll make it happen for you. ( duh. )

[outplayed]

Nnnhh... I'll think about it tomorrow. Can't concentrate...

[ kaiser has been through so much in the last two days. and he will simply continue having to go through the ordeals... should he just let sae stay pregnant? as stress relief? 🥺

no, in the long-run, sae will just end up stressing him out more if kaiser leaves things as is....... ]

I'll be back in a bit... need to walk off some extra energy. Don't worry, I have your stuff... [ he sounds more docile now. he got all the bad energy out... ]

[sublimed]

You sound off. Snap out of it before you come up here and don't piss me off any more.

( and he HANGS UP!!!!!!!!!!

well. he isn't pissed or anything. but he will be if he doesn't get his kombucha soon so jot that down. )

[outplayed]

[ don't be so mean to him... or do, because kaiser likes it, but whatever. ]

you annoy me

[ then kaiser laps the neighborhood a few times to forcibly push his insane energy out of his body before finally coming back with kombucha and fruit in tow... he sighs audibly and attempts to knock....... ]

Sae... Come let me in... [ his hands are occupied! ]