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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

[ noooo akane this is how lewandowski (irl noa) lost the ballon d'or, scroll down to the comments... ]

prove it how? do you want me to learn a dance routine...?
what kind, something elegant? something slutty??

[adrifts]

[ I AM SO ENTRANCED.......and Akane would be so ridiculously impressed, smh ]

Do you have time to learn a dance routine? I think you should be doing other things...

NOT SLUTTY

[outplayed]

why not slutty? 🥺

[ does she fear the power of this white boy? ]

anyways, how long could it possibly take to learn? like i said, im very coordinated
if its not a super long routine i bet i could do it on one of my off days

[adrifts]

I'm not sure you can pull it off right

[ Shots fired ]

That sounds quite ambitious but coming from you I believe it. Hmmmmmm let me find a good one!

[outplayed]

damn, just because i dont have any curves?
fine, you pick the dance then
nothing too acrobatic either, and make sure its something youd actually want to see me doing

[adrifts]

Something I'd actually want to see you doing? I wouldn't pick something to make fun of you without giving something in return. Otherwise it's not fair.

How flexible are you?

[outplayed]

id say im pretty flexible, i do have to stretch every day
i can touch my toes unless im really sore

[ he might actually be understating slightly, seeing as how some of his crazier shots involved him contorting his body in unconventional ways... ]

dont make me do the splits or a full leg lift, though...

[adrifts]

Why not? I'm pretty sure those would be far more comfortable than some of the things you've done while playing.

[ True. Can Bodies Really Do All That? More news at 11..... ]

[outplayed]

you think? ive never considered it...

[ when the moment comes, kaiser simply clutches up and does what he must. ]

but now im a little concerned that youre really going to make me use all my hypothetical flexibility... you can go easy on me and be gentle, its my first time, okay? [ um ]

[adrifts]

Please don't say it like that, it makes me feel like I'm about to deflower you or something sinister!

[outplayed]

but i AM a delicate and beautiful flower who should be treated as such?

[ more like this, but yeah. ]

[adrifts]

I think... that is partly true, but I also think that is not what you want people to see. So, yes and no.

[outplayed]

oh my, you know me so well. i guess i cant say that youre wrong
but i also think i can say about the same to you in turn, no?

[adrifts]

A little. [ She spends a lot of time watching, going back over their conversations; Akane tells herself it is the challenge, the peculiarity of their acquaintanceship. ] I think you can, it wouldn't be fair otherwise, right?

[outplayed]

a little? lets just say its "enough" then.

[ true enough it is that you can never truly know somebody else... but "enough" will suffice. ]

[adrifts]

enough to carry on a convincing performance, is that satisfying?

[ meaning: she can pry but she is trying not to do so. ]

[outplayed]

do you really feel that way? somehow your phrasing is making me think youre being polite with me
if you need to know more then you should ask

[adrifts]

[ on the other side, akane fidgets a little, and shyness overtakes the feeling of momentary bravado she displayed before. a performance is easy to do but what she could find out here might be unwanted. ]

I don't really need to ask to know more. Does that bother you?

[outplayed]

[ that's a good question. kaiser has an immediate gut reaction, but he pauses to think about it through anyways, and decides that his logical response aligns with his instinct. ]

no, it doesn't bother me
if things seem clear to you, then all that means is that youre perceptive... thats it.

[adrifts]

[ getting messily attuned to the person she is fake-dating is Fun. ]

Thank you. I expect it goes both ways, and that's a little ... daunting.

[outplayed]

[ they can share mental disorders 💙 ]

is it? but im so trustworthy 🥺
why worry 🥺

[ he's kidding, of course. but he doesn't plan on taking advantage, that's not what a partnership looks like!! ]

[adrifts]

[ trauma bond asljklda.

his words are sweet, really. but in truth: ]

I just don't want you to be uncomfortable, it goes both ways.

[outplayed]

a little discomfort is good for my personal development so i dont mind
i wouldnt do something like this with just anybody, keep that in mind

[ with 99.99% of the other people kaiser might get into a business relationship with — and that list isn't very long in the first place — he would have provided a neurotic list of dozens of things that the other person can or can't do. but kaiser's pretty sure he can trust akane to act judiciously. ]

[adrifts]

I know, which is why I will do my best. [ she can act the part perfectly, she needs to watch him a little longer and learn all his tells and fill in the gaps of who he is. from there she can figure out— ]

But I never did ask who your type is, out of curiosity.

[outplayed]

havent i?
somebody beautiful, intelligent, and full of love 💙
wow, youre just the perfect fit 🥺

[ i'm like. 95% sure kaiser was bullshitting when he said that originally. but also... ]