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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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give me what i want and do what i tell you to do

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no i'm too lazy to do that and you won't give me anything

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ill let you take a bite. later.

[indifference]

later? when's later

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when i feel like it which i wont until youre nicer than me and do things what i want you to do

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you don't pay me so i dont have to

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money cant buy anything that truly matters in life, you know

[indifference]

what can you give me that they cant

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my attention and perhaps even my sincerity

[indifference]

sounds like a gamble. i can get a donut for 2.50 guaranteed

[outplayed]

youre so damn cheap that its actually a bit annoying, did you know that

[indifference]

expensive isn't getting me what i want

[ YOU! ]

[outplayed]

[ biting his ass isn't expensive, it's priceless 💙 ]

fine ill give you $20 to use on donuts but you have to bring me some too

[indifference]

[ not enough dough to warrant being priceless wont lie! ]

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[ PAUSE... ]

okay!! do you have a favorite flavor

[outplayed]

[ that's why it's priceless, who knows if anybody will ever be able to do it a second time. ]

no, just get whatever you want
now go fetch and make it fast

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2/3

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cant go out during the day

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hey, since when do they make guard dogs this useless...?

[indifference]

what do you mean, it's against the rules

[outplayed]

whose rules. i dont care about other peoples rules -_- get the donuts or dont, its your choice

[indifference]

i can get them at night and look for you, i know your scent

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calling you a freak is being mean to the freaks...
fine but youd better bark cutely when you show up

mhm

[indifference]

because i use my nose? and no, i don't think i want to that sounds tiresome