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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

i dont
i just want the insurance of knowing i would be able to kill cheaters

[ not that anybody would ever cheat on him. they would have to be crazy to do that. ]

[unjilt]

If you ever kill a cheater you can tell me and I'll get you out of it, how's that?

[outplayed]

nooooo offense
but i just dont know that i can depend on that

[ he acts like he can barely depend on the one person who would probably kiss his feet if he so desired, so. "it's not you, it's me"... ]

[unjilt]

All you have to do is not kill a cheater, then?
I'm just saying, if you do, I wouldn't mind helping and having you owe me one.

[outplayed]

[ ignoring the perfectly valid first point... ]

and what exactly do you think i can do for you?
int? [ there is no canon evidence he can do anything useful except play the game. ]

[unjilt]

I dunno. Put in a good word for me and Nagi, maybe?

[ he's definitely assuming he'll kill someone before reo and nagi get officially scouted. ]

[outplayed]

?
you really think you need that?

[unjilt]

Not really but, I don't think you can offer me anything else I could want.

[outplayed]

maybe youre right but god damn.

[ that would hurt his feelings but as established, he doesn't have those!! ]

wait
youre fucking stupid [ as is he. ]
i can give you/baby bird soccer advice, duh

[unjilt]

[ bold thing to call stupid the smartest guy in the blue lock (not that it's an especially high bar, but still). ]

Yeah?
What kind of advice? Something that would benefit us both?

[outplayed]

of fucking course i have advice
you think im world class just because of how i score goals?
also your lil hatchlings game iq is like -10 so its honestly not like its even hard to have useful things to say.

[unjilt]

[ OUGHHHH ]

. . .
Okay well,
Yeah he's a newbie compared to most everyone here.
So I guess it's fine to teach us a little bit.

[outplayed]

yeah
we all noticed that about him.

[ honestly, he'd say that reo needs to just stop dragging them both to the metaphorical goalposts? but he's not looking to pick a fight after all of that earlier. ]

but well
i probably cant teach him the most important thing so dont hold it against me if the advice doesnt help too much

[unjilt]

What's the most important thing?
If you say something cheesy I'm gonna lose a little bit of respect for you.

[outplayed]

do that if you want? its not gonna change the truth
he just clearly doesnt want to win enough

[ the depth of his greed is fundamentally dif— wait, wrong new gen 11 member. ]

[unjilt]

[ ...he can't even retort because it's true, nagi doesn't give a fuck. he wishes he would, but the truth is reo dragged him here and nagi's only staying because of him... so now he either lets him enjoy the game with other people so he can grow and risk losing him to the likes of isagi, or lose his dream of being a pro but keep nagi by his side forever. right now, he's convinced he can get both if he get strong enough, but that still doesn't mean kaiser was wrong. ]

........
He's never cared for anything for as long as I've known him.
But he's starting to care about the matches, so I'm hoping he falls in love soon.

[ with soccer, of course. but also... ]

[outplayed]

ok loverboy
that goes for you too just fyi
youd do so much better for yourself if you cared about winning more than winning with your precious birdie
you DID do better for youself when you were playing like you cared most about winning

[ that's, like, just his opinion. but if kaiser had to say what he dislikes about blue lock the most, aside from the fact that it's literally jail and somehow worse than boarding school and he's about to start having an insane breakdown sequence — aside from all of that, it's that it lowkey pisses him off that it took the stanford soccer experiment to get people motivated enough for what he thinks should've been the goal all along. ]

[unjilt]

...I know.
You're not the first to tell me that.
But which do you think is harder, winning on my own, or winning with him?
Winning together sounds impossible, right? Which is why... I want it more than anything.

[outplayed]

uh huh
what was it you said earlier
"I want you to read your reply again and tell me"...
tell me that it's REALLY about attempting the impossible. come the fuck on 😑
if youre going to shackle yourself down sentimentality at least own up to it

[unjilt]

[ thought he said he didn't read his message hmmm?? but he's not gonna call him out on that because....... touché. ]

I'm not saying that's the only reason, but that's my original reason for being here in the first place. Everything comes easy to me so I wanted a real challenge.
Besides, as we established, you're uncomfortable talking about feelings, so I didn't think there was a point mentioning anything regarding that at all?

[outplayed]

yeah? good for you
you can give you and your crush a nice life no matter what

you cant possibly think that reasoning makes you sympathetic or something?
it makes you both sound worse

[ NOT replying to that bit about his feelings, thank you! also, god but he is doing his best to not steal sae's catchphrase. ]

[unjilt]

[ not gonna deny or jump into the crush comment. ]

Maybe.
But soccer is my rich boy tantrum, and I want it, so I'll get it.
How's that?
Does that fit my image better?
I could say worse things, like, my father will hear about this!! Or something.

[outplayed]

lmfao
no it doesnt but it IS funnier
weird tantrum to pick to throw but i guess people like what they like

[ no accounting for taste...... ]

[unjilt]

[ he made him lmfao so that's good enough for him. ]

Haha.
I just know the image I give out, so if I can't change it, I'll find ways to have fun with it.
Don't you ever do stuff like that?

[outplayed]

no comment
knowing will diminish my image 😑

[ ... so yes... but it's also probably way more frequently than one would suspect as long as ness keeps his precious mouth shut about how kaiser used to be an odd scruffy creature. :) ]