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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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ok lazyass!
6 in the morning and i start getting ready for bed at 10 at night
you can be up by 7 if you want

[ the controlling insane german bfisms begin... ]

[hamletism]

wtf
what would you even need me for that early in the damn morning????

( HAVE MERCY )

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to help me take my pulse
and stuff

[ be his emotional support animal a little... and stuff. ]

[hamletism]

?
get a medical professional for that

( hello!!!! )

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youre complaining about getting paid to do something as easy as that?
useless lazyass
fine go find another job thatll pay your rent to do something that simple

[hamletism]

ughhh
don't get mad, princess
fine i'll get up and be your nurse. happy?

( -_- )

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yay💙 okay💙
if you forget and wake up late im going to scruff you and throw you out the window, alright

[ :) ]

[hamletism]

how are you gonna throw me out if i'm sleeping at my place

( smh!!!! )

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you think im going to pay for somebodys apartment and not have a way to get into it?
do you only hang out with morons and cucks? wow

[ they aren't on his insane controlling bf level. ]

[hamletism]

hey
i'm not giving you the spare key until you make the payment

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[ a key can't keep him out, but, ]

more like im not making the payment until you give me the key
but the better plan is to let me choose where youre moving to anyways. im sure itll be better than whatever shithole youre in now. unless youre ''''emotionally attached'''' or whatever

[hamletism]

( kyun doesn't know that yet, )

??
you want me to get a better apartment?

( wrow. )

you don't even know if you like fucking me yet
don't make me too excited

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[ more like he wants to put kyun in a special cage... 💙 ]

well then do a good job to please me, you know whats at stake now
if you arent feeling motivated then you dont deserve anything

[hamletism]

( hmmmmmmmm!!!!!! )

is that what you sports freaks tell yourselves before torturing yourselves to death out there

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[ he has to keep his ESA safe?? ]

what am i, the representative for all athletes now?
probably all the ones who are worth something do think that, though
not like anybody ever cuts us any slack for having an off day

[hamletism]

( kyun doesnt even know what ESA means... )

does anybody in any line of work get to have off days w/o any consequence???
life aint all cookies and cream lil guy

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[ he doesn't need to 💙 ]

idk ive never heard of somebody getting threatened with crimes on social media for having an off day while flipping burgers, have you?

[hamletism]

people get their shit rocked for making burgers wrong lol
humans r animals and dont play abt their food

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are you dumb? there is clearly a difference in magnitude here, is there not?

[hamletism]

( he might be dumb, )

how
both suck
you can get fired for both???

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[ ooogh... it's okay. kaiser doesn't need a smart ESA. ]

jesus christ i wish i could just get fired for an off day
instead some of my coworkers will treat me like i deserve to be stoned and violated, as will thousands of random people on social media

and thats after taking into account my white boy advantage

[hamletism]

maybe you can if you do bad enough
but idt you'd find yourself in a diff profession
all yall know is sports

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???
i dont want to do "bad enough"
im not some lazyass who just wants to lay around all day

[ well. he kind of is... but that's different... ]

thats why, you should take the same attitude with your work
since i have to pay you with the money i earned with this mindset

[hamletism]

sure
let me go suck some dicks rn for training

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okay nasty, if youre so bad at it that you need the practice then go ahead