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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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ok then better send me your three sizes rn or else im guesstimating and itll be your problem if the garters dont stay on

anyway, DO you want me to counteroffer or not?
like i said im not opposed to dressing up??

[menkoi]

[ he sends those numbers over so fast it's pretty obvious he already had them on his phone somewhere ]

so you want the garters to stay on, then? got it~

[ the behavior he puts up with for a good time... ]

ah, the counteroffer thing? hm
idk i'm a simple slut. i like to see your body.

you'd look good in a yukata though
i bet all the japanese girls tell you that

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what, scared of being basic?
fine pick one out for me, then

do people put underwear on under these

[menkoi]

most people do wear underwear but you won't have to.

it's the most basic shit tbh. every white boy in japan gets dressed up eventually
most of them end up looking like lumpy tubes of dough

i know you won't have that problem

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first of all its offensive to lump europeans in with americans in that aspect
and if you want to suggest something less basic then by all means go for it
you know i dont have shame

also if you watch the blue lock vods you can already see me wearing nothing but a robe for the masses to see. so.

[menkoi]

wow
speaking of offensive. a yukata is not like a bathrobe?

[ literally means bathrobe...... ]

my point is i think it'll look hot on you.
so yeah, i want to do it

i could find you a really sick pattern. i get the feeling you like blue and roses?

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damn i cant believe i was culturally insensitive [ /s, if it wasn't clear ]
now im gonna get canceled on twitter. again

anyway yeah
but i also like my team colors pretty well too
black, red, and gold

cw cursed yukata fabric that exists.

[menkoi]

yeah sorry in advance for publicly denouncing you with the rest of the country

all right
how do you feel about skulls
https://item.rakuten.co.jp/yukata-shop/916/

HELP

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dwbi i was already canceled for showing up with tattoos
im going down in infamy from beginning to end, who even gives a shit

wtf is that
ok
to be honest the most offensive thing about it is the amount of purple

so bad it's art 😭

[menkoi]

hahaha adorable reaction.
it's a traditionally hand-dyed roll of yukata cloth. i think it's cool as hell?

ok ok no purple. i'll start looking seriously

or just take you to a shop. they'll need all your measurements anyway

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like you, i happen to know my measurements soooo
but dont let that stop you from taking me out on a shopping date
ill even hold the bags this time [ this time... next time, who knows. ]

[menkoi]

[ how the turn tables from "one date" ]

there isn't much that can stop me from doing anything🩷

very attractive of you to offer

i'll miss the dirty looks from ppl who think you're making your sweet little weak-armed gf carry her own shit

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?
i mean if you prefer for me to continue being a hate sink then by all means, carry your own bags
ill probably have enough of my own shit to deal with

[menkoi]

oh, don't misunderstand

you can carry them

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my god you are soOooOooO generous
thanks for the privilege [ EYEROLL ]

[menkoi]

what are you whining at me for. you offered?
just could literally just shut up and look hot and capable

you're acting like i won't make it worth your while

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because its funnier this way?
but sure
dont buy things from stores with bags that are ugly or clash with my outfit then

[menkoi]

stop being gleefully right it's really annoying

yeah ok
that's fair. i agree as long as that's a mutual contract

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would you prefer me being morosely right?
i am german after all so ive got a lot of natural angst i can let out at any given point in time

[ also because he's fucked up in the mental. ]

and sure, deal.

[menkoi]

[ hmmmm can't relate 💅?? ]

i take it back

not gonna take the blame for any of your personal manpain-related international incidents

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?
not that
i meant like nietzsche style

[menkoi]

[ really... ]

is it going to be about soccer

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what? no idk if nietzsche even knew what soccer is
like existential angst or whatever the fuck

[menkoi]

ok. i just have a feeling that a lot of your existential angst is going to be about soccer somehow

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you must think im dumb as a pile of fucking bricks
i know things outside of sports believe it or not.