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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[ restricting all by yourself, beautiful? ]

sometimes you torture my dick with impossible expectations so i like to be able to mentally prepare in advance

[sublimed]

( always ❤️ )

What happened to defying the impossible?

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i didnt say that i dont plan to meet those expectations, did i? also maybe let me save my miracles for when it matters most, ok...

[sublimed]

My nourishment doesn't matter?

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youll be nourished by a miraculous goal as well, wont you?
but, my goodness, youre not so bad at putting words in my mouth in turn
id nourish you to my own tastes but i respect your autonomy so ill help you nourish yourself however you prefer

[sublimed]

I'm just reiterating.

( tehe )

2 will be fine.

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[ he's so tempted to ask if this is because sae is still mad about the kumbucha but he also thinks sae probably already forgot about that and it would be shooting himself in the foot to remind sae of it. ]

thanks for your mercy, sae itoshi, i appreciate it
ill start eating extra protein special for you

[ that'll make his cum even more protein-heavy, right? right?? ]

[sublimed]

( he did kind of forget ngl. don't remind him now. )

Shouldn't I be thanking you?

You're the one feeding me.

( not that he will. )

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???
i know better than to expect you to thank me for anything...
what are we, still strangers after all this?

[ what's "this"? well, you know, *gestures vaguely* ]

[sublimed]

I guess cats can learn tricks, too.

( 'tricks'... )

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cats are simply clever, its not a trick
completely different

[ like, yes, kaiser can perform tricks. BUT LET'S NOT FORGET HE'S ALSO CLEVER!!!! ]

[sublimed]

Some are exceedingly stupid.
Especially the orange ones.
You're close enough to orange, too...

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i am NOT an orange cat
there are so many stupider people than i am out there
im one of those massive fluffy cats

[sublimed]

You're not that massive.
And fluffy cats can still be orange.

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im just clearly not an orange cat -_- my hair is BLOND
since when are you a cat expert???

[sublimed]

Close enough?

And since I've been living around one for a while.

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oh really? is it cute? do you like the way it meows at you

[sublimed]

No and no.

( walked into that... )

[outplayed]

then you cant be much of an expert in cats
you dont even appreciate the way it meows so cutely for you

[sublimed]

Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you can't be an expert in the field.

( duhh! )

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okay then where does your local cat like being petted? you cant possibly insist youre an expert if you dont know this...

[sublimed]

On his head and scratched under his chin.

( not that he does it... much... )

[outplayed]

???
if you know then you should do it more often

[sublimed]

And why should I?

[outplayed]

to prove that you are truly a cat expert...