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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

( smh... )

Sure. ( will wear red and green or something. no jk not even he's that crazy )
Bring me kombucha to the airport btw.

[outplayed]

[ sae is going to show up like christmas morning for him? my god, how poetic. ]

ok meine prinzessin
anything else i should take note of for your grand arrival?
you want me to covertly get you off in the uber backseat? im really good at that

[sublimed]

( EUUUUUGH )

Roll out the red carpet for me.

( which is to say: no. )

Also, I think you know I'd kill you if you stuck your hand down my pants in public.
You can take a nap in my lap again, though, I guess.

[outplayed]

damn there goes the part of the itinerary where we covertly fuck in a park restroom [ THAT WAS A JOKE. he promises. ]
but oh? ok
that makes the 5am not so bad, actually

[sublimed]

Restrooms are fine, as long as they're not too filthy.

( ??? is this a joke? who knows. )

... ugh. ( he hates kaiser just accepts it. he should be like 'ew? that's gay?' and then sae could be like 'just kidding' and they'd never speak of it again?

kys!!!! )

[outplayed]

public restrooms here arent too nasty
but personally id say those are less private than the backseat of an uber? so.

[ he's putting it on the itinerary. ]

"... ugh."? my god sae you might hurt my feelings one of these days

[sublimed]

I guess public restrooms aren't that private anywhere, but
as long as I'm not seen, I don't care that much.

( and he's seen in an uber so!!!! )

Shut up.
Thank me for letting you use my lap as a pillow last Uber ride, since you never did.

[outplayed]

youve got some odd standards but ok
ill file that away for future reference

and i didnt? [ he genuinely thought he did... but he supposes he was too sleepy to really know what he was doing. ]
my bad
alright
im saying this sincerely and not because you asked for it: thanks, sae
i liked and appreciated it verrrryyyy much

[sublimed]

You didn't.
Actually, I don't think you even realized what happened, considering I shoved you off to wake you up.

You're welcome.

[outplayed]

[ when the kitties are playing nicely... ]

?
i mustve been really fucking out of it
well thanks for putting up with that too

i dont think id be that tired this time
but if i am, feel free to do the same again

[sublimed]

( rare but it happens... )

You kind of were, honestly.

A long day or an early morning...
Which one's more likely to defeat Michael Kaiser?

[outplayed]

definitely a long day

oh, wait, pretend you didnt see that
then i can get some extra sympathy from you if i fall asleep on you in three days

[sublimed]

I've got no sympathy for you either way.
I had a long day back then, too, and I was fine.
You're just a little baby.

[outplayed]

yeah, wah wah im a fucking baby or whatever gets you to be nicer to me
now let me put my head in your lap again

tbh i hardly ever sleep in vehicles though
flight to and from japan that first time was fucking rough

[ not least because he left with his mind literally in shambles. also sorry if it was gay to reveal that his inability to sleep in vehicles was canceled out by sae's lap. ]

[sublimed]

Didn't seem like that to me.
Again, you slept like a fucking baby.

( he's connecting the dots......... )

[outplayed]

[ that makes one of them, kaiser remains oblivious to what he just implied. ]

?
what do you want me to say to that
i already did the "wah wah im a fucking baby or whatever"...

[sublimed]

?
So why do you knock out the moment you put your head on me?

( ??? )

[outplayed]

[ don't force him to think about this. it takes like a solid 10 minutes for him to ponder it. then another 20 minutes for him to mentally accept the implications. UGHHH... ]

dont ask questions you dont want to hear the answer to

[sublimed]

I do want to hear it, that's why I asked.

( any opportunity to give kaiser an equally bad allergic reaction............... )

[outplayed]

[ kaiser's not having an allergic reaction, he's nauseous. actual stummy hurty, feels like he might be ill. ]

i felt it was comfortable, i suppose

[ the worst part about this is sae's shoulder and lap are almost certainly not intrinsically comfortable? so he can't even be like "idk your plush and thick thighs just make it so easy." ]

im sick
im having insane nausea

[sublimed]

Huh.

( his shoulder's literally bony and his thighs are pretty hard so like, okay. whatever you say. )

?
What, did you eat something weird? ( NOW YOU FUCKING SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

[outplayed]

[ this is normally when he would say something insane like "it must be all those times i ate your pussy out finally catching up to me" but he can't at the moment.

also this is mean because kaiser doesn't even realize at the moment this is revenge, he still isn't sure what got sae freaking out earlier?? ]

what if it doesnt get better in three days and i cant come get you because i will repeatedly puke in the uber
will you still come and nurse me back to health [ uwu ]

[sublimed]

( good for him because sae would never let him back between his legs after that?????

anyway this is not mean. this is revenge and it's justified. )

Obviously not.
I don't want to catch it if it's some weird stomach bug.

( even if kaiser watched him puke... but it's different, ok. )

[outplayed]

[ it's bullying... and kaiser is too oblivious to even understand why sae is doing it. ]

damn then i guess i have to recover fast
youre so unconcerned for my health though
hurts my feelings [ it does not. ]

[sublimed]

( maybe he should be less brainless then... )

I thought you said you never got sick.
Why would I be concerned?
You're supposed to be the stupidly healthy idiot in this arrangement.