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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

I don't think I can, actually.
Knowing me, I'll be first in line.

( have we forgotten about the self-destruction — )

Hmmm.
If you were normal, you wouldn't get off to the stuff I suggest, so I doubt it.
I think we can dig deeper in there.

[outplayed]

ugh... ok, woman.

[ women!! -_- they just don't know what's good for them. ]

thats the "youre such a bad influence on me" part of my statement coming into play
im adapting to my circumstances
but fine go ahead and dig if you like, theres nothing to find

[sublimed]

Do you have your dick in me right now?

( what did he say about doing this outside of bed!!!!! )

Well, you're obviously highly unstable.
There has to be something to dig up there, and any trauma can be a kink. ( trust him he knows! )

[outplayed]

im imagining my dick in you right now, that must half count which is why i dropped the "my"

you calling me highly unstable is crazy
you make a radioisotope look steady [ they should never have revealed kaiser knows physics. ]
and im not traumatized

[ we do not even need the backstory reveal to know that ain't true. ]

[sublimed]

Then call imaginary Sae a woman.
Also, stop it. I feel violated.

( k-kyaaa >_< )

I'd have to be a total fucking moron not to see it.
Anyway, I'm no therapist, but... ( takes one to know one? maybe? yeah. )
All I'm saying is there are fun coping mechanisms out there.

[outplayed]

we just established that you enjoy that so why should i stop.

[ both the woman calling and the violating. ]

i dont need that shit. first off i dont plan to cope
ill just deal with it and move on

[ he actually believes this. he doesn't know that currently he's having a full on mental breakdown in canon. ]

you are projecting on me...

[sublimed]

Because I said so.

( plain and shrimple. )

... I see. Being delicate is a stupid approach to take when it comes to animals.
Let me say it plainly, then:
You're a damn liability out on the field when you let your emotion control you to the point of throwing bitch-fits mid-match.

And don't ever put me at your level or anywhere near it.
I'm far too good to be projecting anything on brainless beasts who still need handlers before being let out in public.

[outplayed]

the sae in my imagination is enjoying it even more now

[ rate his interpretation of sae in his mind out of 10.

also he had this whole diatrabe in response typed out defending himself, but then he decided he simply does not care enough. ]

alright, alright
and how would you handle me, saechen?

[sublimed]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

( 10/10. )

The way I handle all beasts in my care.
With restrictive discipline and an occasional reward, just to keep you salivating.

( he wouldn't gaf about the defense anyway so truly!!! )

[outplayed]

[ see, he knows better than to waste both of their time!! also he managed to get sae to stop saying he's got weird issues by distracting him so it's a win win. :) ]

ah the classic sae itoshi carrot and stick
but as established, youre more of a dog trainer
so i think you should consider mixing up your methods on my behalf, they wont work nearly as well as they do for your average rabid canine. so meet me halfway?
3/4 of the way?

[ he thought twice about that one, sae is NOT going to give more effort than he does. so sure, he'll split the difference. ]

[sublimed]

( he's still thinking it, but it's not as if he's going to keep pushing it when kaiser relents so nicely and obediently. what a good boy! )

You're not as bad as an average, rabid canine.
That being said, there's another method that works on you, isn't there?
Letting you get it all out.

( you know, he likes it when kaiser goes all feral in bed, so it's a win-win for him anyway? )

[outplayed]

[ (kaiser voice) damn if it's a win-win for you and a win-win for me i guess we're just meant to be :pleading: ]

?
i havent noticed a stick at all in that statement...?
is this because punishment doesnt work on cats
meow [ THIS SHIT AGAIN? this shit alw— ]

[sublimed]

( UUUUUUUUUGH. )

?
Reverse it and it's the perfect punishment.

( *edges you until you die* *edges you until you die* *edges you until you die* *edges you until you die* *edges you until you die* )

[outplayed]

[ sae knows kaiser is a masochist. he would love to die like that. ]

ohhhh
but thats kind of good too in its own way...

maybe i should not have said that

[ UNSEND ]

[sublimed]

( ah. )

Ah.

( ah....... okay, noted. )

I suppose I should've guessed this, anyway.
You are a glutton for punishment, so.

[outplayed]

[ to give kaiser even a crumb of credit, that is NOT true for everybody. like if ness tried to edge him, ness would be put in a chastity cage for the rest of his life, so. ]

you leave me with literally no recourse to respond to that in a way that improves my position
well
as i said, punishment doesnt work on cats?

[ he's not meowing this time. he has no will to meow. ]

[sublimed]

( well, duh. but strikers all over the world love to get abused by sae itoshi???? )

I think it'll work on this kitty. Eventually.
I haven't tamed a wildcat before, so it's all trial and error?
Meow.

( it's fine, sae will do it for him. :) )

[outplayed]

damn. i am weak for you meowing, unfortunately
the idea of taming a wildcat seems contradictory but i think you can aim for making the wildcat favorable to your lead

this kitty also responds well to treats? just as a reminder??

[sublimed]

Well, "wildcat" in a very general sense of the word, I guess.
This kitty's been belly-up for me enough times for me to not be all that concerned about the sharp teeth.

Don't worry, I remember.
Both punishment and reward always have to be earned, so... the ball's in your court, kitty. Meow.

[outplayed]

it all goes back to you busting my fucking balls, i see how it is.

dwbi, youll see next friday that im more than up for the task, meow
although maybe i should change your thing from bunny to something else, doesnt seem very situationally fitting

[sublimed]

Hmmm... I do like the irony of it, I guess.
You know, a seemingly harmless animal taking down a much bigger, more dangerous one?

( except if sae's a rabbit he's one of these flesh-eating ones. )

[outplayed]

ok bunbun
häschen

[ it all goes back to häschen... and kaiser not treating women right. ]

can we agree this is less than being taken down, though
more like being selectively whipped?

[sublimed]

( OOUUUGH. so true!! )

... hmmm... nope.
I like 'taken down' better.

[outplayed]

[ sae doesn't even protest against the nicknames anymore... damn. ]

i just cannot agree that is what this is though.
is 'taken down' YOUR aspirational honesty?

[sublimed]

( yeah. he just kinda accepts them as he goes. can't let kaiser have the satisfaction of riling him up with any of this? )

Hmmm.
How about "tamed", then?