[ he is REALLY getting into this, i fear. is this a three act or a five act play? he hasn't decided yet. ]
I start fingering your hole niiiice and slow, and when you start getting whiny over it with that precious mouth of yours — you wanted me to hit you in the face, right? [ see, he remembers. ] I'll do it until you've run out of complaints on the matter or until the inside of your mouth starts getting cut up on your own teeth, whichever comes first.
( well. this is way easier to do through text, when he doesn't have to listen to kaiser's voice, and can't feel like his own is getting a bit caught up in his throat. )
I only get whiny because you take your sweet time. ( :l ) Do you like teasing me that much? It pisses me off.
( hmph. )
I like that, though. Don't go easy on me until I start getting delirious. ( and probably whining even more, at which point you should stop before he says something embarrassing. )
[ sae should also consider how kaiser is lazy of ass at heart and puts more effort in when calling, though :) now, if he dictating his texts to ness, that would be completely different... but he hasn't sunk so low yet. ]
Of course I like it. I especially like it because it pisses you off.
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If you only wanted somebody to treat you like a piece of meat, you could get your rabid dog to do that for you with way fewer steps. [ by which he means... sae must see the appeal somewhere, even if he doesn't admit it! ] Will you start begging me to stop if you really get into it?
[ this is kind of their "in france, they don't say 'i love you'" moment... in soccer hell, they don't say i love you. they imply their issues and then you reply with "i know" because you agree and you relate and then you both don't talk about it any further. ]
Scene two, then. Once you're all pliant and ready for it... wait, let me think about this. [ he has options, he needs to run through them real fast— ] Maybe I should sit you on my lap, let you warm my cock for a while as I open your mouth up and see what the damage in there is? Might be kinda hot, seeing blood on your teeth.
[ might awaken something else in him. he's been going through it lately. ]
( why tell someone that they're special when you can instead be depraved together and feel bonded through that? )
If you keep me still on your cock like this for too long, it'll probably drive me mad, you know. ( he'll already be turned on by the abuse? you have to move? ) Mm. Want to see the damage you've done?
( sorry for giving kaiser new kinks but to be fair he's doing the same to sae so it evens out! )
I'll let you. I'll open my mouth for you all nice — but no promises on letting you pull your fingers out unscathed.
Telling me that isn't going to motivate me to speed things up, you know? I'm surprised that you think your patience can't outlast mine.
[ because that is the implication... right?
anyway, that gets another one of those maybe-fond exhale-laughs out of kaiser. they've been a bit frequent as of late, huh. ]
It's not like anybody messes around with Sae Itoshi and doesn't expect to eventually be bitten in some way or another. [ meow. ] Speaking of pulling, I keep thinking I should work some way to yank at your hair, but it's just not coming to me. Alas.
Depends, doesn't it? If my hands are free, I can always wrap them around your throat, and you'll start rutting against me like a dog in heat.
( judging by how it went last time? )
Hah. You really can't use your brain too much before it overheats, can you? ( it's literally so easy? ) If I'm in your lap, yank on it from behind to get a better access to my throat. Or fuck me from behind and yank on it then. It doesn't really matter, as long as you don't pull any of it out.
Well, as much as I'd like to indulge that tangent, that might make it hard for me to go onto a coherent act 3. Next time, perhaps.
[ he says this like he's not going to enjoy it with or without the choking, ahem. also please! he was trying to be artful in his inclusion of all these things but sure okay, he can just grab and yank at will, he sees his vision is not being appreciated here... hmph..... ]
... Wow, and what happens when a strand of Sae Itoshi's precious hair parts with his head? Go on, motivate me.
Mmm. I guess I'll decide once I learn what act 3 entails.
( he'll even indulge kaiser's damn act nonsense, but look... he's not nearly as dramatic, so? to him, it really is just nonsense —
also? what vision???? )
Eye for an eye, right? Your hair's infinitely more yankable, anyway. ( he'll just have to contain himself from wanting to tear the bird tails right out, but aside from that — )
Fine, then act 3 is when I fuck you hard from behind with one hand on your head, so that you can't immediately retaliate if I accidentally pull a single strand of hair out. [ ... anyway....... ] You think I could slide another finger or two in while my dick's already in you?
[ just wondering. because, like, spanking sae's ass and saying "tighten up" feels... you know! it just doesn't stretch the creative mind, doesn't quite match up with his ~*~vision~*~ ]
Yeah, I know, with your two and a half hour bathroom routine. What takes you so long in there, I wonder?
[ in kaiser's opinion, it's closer to 2.5 hours than 2 hours. does that matter? who knows. also he doesn't know about how you shouldn't ask a woman these things. ]
Hurts my feelings, you know. [ he's snickering because... well, no, it doesn't. ] Someday I'm going to have to piss while you're staked out in there, then what?
And I have to thank you now, because I won't feel like doing it at the time of. I'm cashing in my gratitude now so you can't say I forgot later. [ does that make sense. ] Do you prefer it if I piss on you while we're fucking so we don't have to resolve that later? Genuinely asking.
[ sae needs to be nice to him for a while, because kaiser made an active choice to audibly stifle a laugh and pretend to cough instead, not say some variation on "that's hot", and be so astoundingly normal about all of this which is, dare i say, not normal. ]
So, anyway, don't tweet in that fucking hashtag and we'll call it even?
( sae is a normal guy so this is also totally normal? obviously. )
... ( the way kaiser just skips over it is embarrassing, too????? sae opens his mouth to tell him to forget it, then closes it again. whatever. WHATEVER. )
Do you want to know what the other tweet idea I had was?
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( ugh. compromises are terrible? he's used to controlling and dictating everything?
and yet he allows kaiser so many. wild and fucked up. )
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[ he is REALLY getting into this, i fear. is this a three act or a five act play? he hasn't decided yet. ]
I start fingering your hole niiiice and slow, and when you start getting whiny over it with that precious mouth of yours — you wanted me to hit you in the face, right? [ see, he remembers. ] I'll do it until you've run out of complaints on the matter or until the inside of your mouth starts getting cut up on your own teeth, whichever comes first.
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I only get whiny because you take your sweet time. ( :l ) Do you like teasing me that much? It pisses me off.
( hmph. )
I like that, though. Don't go easy on me until I start getting delirious. ( and probably whining even more, at which point you should stop before he says something embarrassing. )
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Of course I like it. I especially like it because it pisses you off.
[ :3 ]
If you only wanted somebody to treat you like a piece of meat, you could get your rabid dog to do that for you with way fewer steps. [ by which he means... sae must see the appeal somewhere, even if he doesn't admit it! ] Will you start begging me to stop if you really get into it?
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( he won't say he just likes having weird, mentally and physically scarring sex with kaiser?? but. you can infer as much! )
Maybe. But it's not as if I actually want you to stop, so don't. ( their safeword can be isagi yoichi cause what's worse than that )
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[ this is kind of their "in france, they don't say 'i love you'" moment... in soccer hell, they don't say i love you. they imply their issues and then you reply with "i know" because you agree and you relate and then you both don't talk about it any further. ]
Scene two, then. Once you're all pliant and ready for it... wait, let me think about this. [ he has options, he needs to run through them real fast— ] Maybe I should sit you on my lap, let you warm my cock for a while as I open your mouth up and see what the damage in there is? Might be kinda hot, seeing blood on your teeth.
[ might awaken something else in him. he's been going through it lately. ]
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If you keep me still on your cock like this for too long, it'll probably drive me mad, you know. ( he'll already be turned on by the abuse? you have to move? ) Mm. Want to see the damage you've done?
( sorry for giving kaiser new kinks but to be fair he's doing the same to sae so it evens out! )
I'll let you. I'll open my mouth for you all nice — but no promises on letting you pull your fingers out unscathed.
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[ because that is the implication... right?
anyway, that gets another one of those maybe-fond exhale-laughs out of kaiser. they've been a bit frequent as of late, huh. ]
It's not like anybody messes around with Sae Itoshi and doesn't expect to eventually be bitten in some way or another. [ meow. ] Speaking of pulling, I keep thinking I should work some way to yank at your hair, but it's just not coming to me. Alas.
[ help him brainstorm, perhaps. ]
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( judging by how it went last time? )
Hah. You really can't use your brain too much before it overheats, can you? ( it's literally so easy? ) If I'm in your lap, yank on it from behind to get a better access to my throat. Or fuck me from behind and yank on it then. It doesn't really matter, as long as you don't pull any of it out.
( he's particular about it, okay. )
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[ he says this like he's not going to enjoy it with or without the choking, ahem. also please! he was trying to be artful in his inclusion of all these things but sure okay, he can just grab and yank at will, he sees his vision is not being appreciated here... hmph..... ]
... Wow, and what happens when a strand of Sae Itoshi's precious hair parts with his head? Go on, motivate me.
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( he'll even indulge kaiser's damn act nonsense, but look... he's not nearly as dramatic, so? to him, it really is just nonsense —
also? what vision???? )
Eye for an eye, right? Your hair's infinitely more yankable, anyway. ( he'll just have to contain himself from wanting to tear the bird tails right out, but aside from that — )
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[ just wondering. because, like, spanking sae's ass and saying "tighten up" feels... you know! it just doesn't stretch the creative mind, doesn't quite match up with his ~*~vision~*~ ]
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( he sounds both embarrassed and offended?? but also?? kind of curious? ough. kaiser's a terrible influence actually. die. )
I mean, you can try, but... ( he wants to say "if it hurts too much i'll hate it" or something but we both know that just is NAWT true.
so he just trails off and pinches his nose irl. UGH!!! )
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[ he can picture sae wrinkling his nose right now and does his stupid slight fond laugh again. ugh!! but also it's a plan :) ]
Mm... that about rounds it off, I guess? Unless you want me to cram in an act 4, but...
[ has he not promised enough already! act 4 can be post coital cuddling. ]
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( he hates it + hates he actually wants to see kaiser now!! die!! )
I don't think you have it in you for act 4. Besides, I'm usually busy afterwards. ( ??
he locks himself up in the bathroom for two hours so no cuddling. )
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[ in kaiser's opinion, it's closer to 2.5 hours than 2 hours. does that matter? who knows. also he doesn't know about how you shouldn't ask a woman these things. ]
Hurts my feelings, you know. [ he's snickering because... well, no, it doesn't. ] Someday I'm going to have to piss while you're staked out in there, then what?
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( STAY out of women's business!!
anyway, i was going to say something really vile but held myself back so please thank me. )
I dunno. If you beg nicely, I guess I'll let you in for a minute or two.
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[ was it that kind of vile or a different kind. NOT that it is relevant since they have safe sex <3 ]
... Ah. Well, thanks in advance, Sae Itoshi, for the privilege of being able to piss. So generous of you.
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( sort of but like, three times WORSE. also yeah sure! )
Don't thank me yet. Now that I think about it, hearing you whine about it might be kind of funny.
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[ say no more. i think i understand. ]
And I have to thank you now, because I won't feel like doing it at the time of. I'm cashing in my gratitude now so you can't say I forgot later. [ does that make sense. ] Do you prefer it if I piss on you while we're fucking so we don't have to resolve that later? Genuinely asking.
[ GENUINELY asking. ]
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( IS ALL HE'S GONNA SAY. IS ALL I'M GONNA SAY. I'M TEARING UP AT WORK )
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Ah— Okay.
[ sae needs to be nice to him for a while, because kaiser made an active choice to audibly stifle a laugh and pretend to cough instead, not say some variation on "that's hot", and be so astoundingly normal about all of this which is, dare i say, not normal. ]
So, anyway, don't tweet in that fucking hashtag and we'll call it even?
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... ( the way kaiser just skips over it is embarrassing, too????? sae opens his mouth to tell him to forget it, then closes it again. whatever. WHATEVER. )
Do you want to know what the other tweet idea I had was?
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... Alright, fine, hit me with it.
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Okay, something like "the way #kaisagi synergize on field makes me think Kaiser could potentially become Isagi's midfielder."
( GET IT? )
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