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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

No
Get me seven or I'm not letting you in

( :( )

[outplayed]

??????????
ok fine. seven. will that make you happy

[sublimed]

Yes

( hehe )

Don't need anything else

[outplayed]

ok then youd better be happy when i show up or else you lied...

[ kaiser does not believe for a single moment that he's going to show up with a salted kombucha and 7 packs of blueberries and this will make sae happy. but god, he'll do it. ]

im deplaning now
hold on for like
45 minutes, i guess...?
i can call if youre lonely 🥺

[ also because kaiser simply likes to call sae— ]

[sublimed]

No

( sae knows kaiser likes to call him. which is precisely why he's not gonna pick up if he does!

punishment. )

[outplayed]

[ kaiser would love to know what he is being punished for right now. he has been such a good kitty as of late. ]

awww
i guess im the only lonely one

[ you know. since sae has company— ]

[sublimed]

True
I'm gonna tell this guy to leave before you come back

( :* )

[outplayed]

shut the fuck up -_- i dont believe you

[ HE'S CALLING x12 ANYWAYS!! PICK UP!! ]

[sublimed]

( IGNORE :) )

[outplayed]

[ PICK UP! PICK UP! PICK UP! PICK UP! PICK UP! ]

if you wont pick up your phone can you at least answer this
is this the kombucha you wanted

[ sending a picture... also, kaiser has prepared for sae's whims this time. he has two other flavors too, not shown in the background... sniffles... ]

[sublimed]

( IGNORE! IGNORE! IGNORE! )

Oh
Yeah
Did you get the berries

( acting like kaiser's not spam calling him... )

[outplayed]

... yeah
all seven packs
or do you want... different berries now

[ he's still calling every few minutes in the background btw. ]

[sublimed]

No but go back and grab me a lime for my sparkling water

( still ignoring it...... )

[outplayed]

[ all this and he's still going to have to take sae to the obgyn to get akashiko terminated in a few days, huh? ]

i will go back ONE time so think of everything you want now.

[sublimed]

( true! :) )

Ok
Two limes for my sparkling water

[outplayed]

[ kaiser might be an insane controlling german bf, but is it so bad. he gives as much as he takes away 💙 ]

let me rephrase
do you want anything other than fruit or tea.

[sublimed]

( hm. )

Let me ask the guy if he wants anything

[outplayed]

shut the fuck up
im going to grievously self harm and announce it was your fault so the germans throw things at you the next time we have to play in germany

[sublimed]

?
He brought me my sparkling water

( he never said what the guy was doing there........ )

[outplayed]

i dont give a fuck

[ wait, ]

unless its giraud in which case its okay, i guess.
im not bringing you stuff for you to give other guys, though
now think about all the food groups one by one and tell me if theres anything else you want before i leave this fucking store -_-

[sublimed]

Oh ok

( it wasn't giraud just a random hotel staff member but. he shan't speak. )

Hmm...
No I don't want anything else right now

( emphasis on right now. )

[outplayed]

you exhaust me

[ calling again x5, btw... ]

can you at least acknowledge how hard ive been working

[sublimed]

You have been working hard.
I guess.

( ignored....... )

[outplayed]

you GUESS?
tell me how, then
in what ways have i been working hard. from your perspective.

[ okay? calling again x8... ]

[sublimed]

You run errands so good.
Good boy.
There there.

( IGNORED........... )