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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

okay yay
then you can deliver all of the asskickings at once, very efficient

[ he likes that idea, actually. ]

well, i wake up early, so if you need company at like 5:30 in the morning i can do that...

[nintendog]

( truly there is something deeply wrong with this boy. )

That just sounds like I'm using you to let off steam. Which I'm not.

( she has an annoying coworker who can regenerate that she can take it out on actually........ that she has* taken it out on, )

Huh? I mean, I assumed you get up early for like, training or something right?

[outplayed]

[ he's just an efficient german boy! ]

oh, you arent? then whats the point -_-

[ to punish him?! it's not punishment to him. ]

but yeah i get up early
especially because it takes me a while to wake up properly...

[nintendog]

You would not want me to. Weren't you just saying that your body is what you use to make your living? I'd take you out of commission for a while if I was letting off steam.

( which surely he does not want.

but, also, why's that kinda cute though. )

I'll keep it in mind. But if I've been awake long enough to see sunlight again then I might just take your spot in bed for a nap first.

[outplayed]

cant you beat me all at once, but like, tenderly

[ uwu... ]

okay, i dont mind
i dont usually make my bed though. so you will just have to put up with that.

[nintendog]

( huh....... )

I can't possibly comprehend what that would even look like. How would you tenderly do that?

( like what are you ASKING for here kaiser. )

It'll get messed up anyway. You have to deal with the fact that I'll be making it after.

( girl this is not a threat? )

[outplayed]

idk youre the expert, you can probably figure it out, cant you?

[ he can't just keep saying stuff and expect to get away with it. and yet... ]

and if i like my mess where im used to it being...?

[nintendog]

I can't be gentle and rough at the same time.

( make SENSE she is begging y )

You can do that after I leave then! It'll just get messed up again when you go to bed anyway. I don't want to leave something I used a mess!

[outplayed]

sure you can
its like when parents discipline their children, isnt it?

[ Does She Understand Now. ]

well okay, fair enough
if you find anything in my bed just set it by my pillow later dwbi

[nintendog]

( ....? )

I wouldn't know. I've never done anything that needed it. I also don't have children.

You want to be disciplined?

( and also like, parents gone, yknow. )

???
Just what am I going to find in there?? How much stuff do you have on your bed??? How do you sleep on it?

[outplayed]

no i said its LIKE that, you know, like a metaphor? or analogy?
good lord, cant say a single thing without getting the sideeye even when i dont deserve it

[ nah, he prefers that his mother left and ignored him over his father who wrecked his shit constantly, so no discipline for him!! thanks. ]

just this and that
like i said dont worry about it okay, chances are you wont even notice anything

[ ... he sleeps with his emotional support ball (long story) in his bed... anyways... ]

[nintendog]

( must be the history of saying shit that's absolutely out of pocket. )

I'm learning your preferences, and felt like I should maybe clarify! Better than letting me run with the wrong assumption as I try to figure out exactly what it is you want.

( ah the terrible choice between good ol absent or abusive. )

Well, alright then. I guess I'll have to see for myself.

( what the hell that's moe.......... )

Anything else I should know when coming over?

[outplayed]

that im very sweet and delicate and my sleep is a precious commodity so treat me with the kindness you would a newborn child...

[ he's not serious, he promises. ]

ill leave the key so you can lock up after, just shove it back underneath the bottom crack of the door
a teammate has my spare key for emergencies so i can still get in
(he does not enter my room without permission so dwbi)

[nintendog]

Then I'll make sure to bring your bottle and blanket when I kick your ass.

( delicate...... ok sure. )

I can do that. But also, I don't know if I want to be there if you're not? Wouldn't that be weird?

[outplayed]

okay make sure the bottle isnt too hot though so my tongue doesnt get hurt

[ he's just kidding. because he doesn't drink white liquids. :) ]

?
is it that weird
just think of it a hotel room

[nintendog]

( he's getting this shit.




also this has been stated before but, again, what, )

I mean, if you don't mind it's fine, but.. I guess I'm just of the thought that it's your personal space and it feels like intruding if you're not there.
Like what if I get bored and start reorganizing?

[outplayed]

[ 1. deserved, and
2. he'd take it. ]

?
reorganize to your hearts content
if im bothered by it later ill put the stuff back the way i prefer it
stuff is just stuff, is there much reason to get worked up over it...?

[nintendog]

( ......................? )

It was just an example. I wouldn't actually mess with your stuff. Most people would care though, I think. I'd care if most people touched my stuff.

[outplayed]

[ well you see,
1. deserved, and
2. he'd take it! ]

ah, well
i guess its different if youre attached to your stuff
but you wouldnt do anything weird to my stuff either way so i dont care if YOU touch my stuff

[nintendog]

( ah very well then...... then he can also have those matching pacifier candies. pairs well with them, she hears. )

Oh.

( the math is finally mathing. she's taking that as a merit!! which, of course, she will proceed to happily preen about. )

I think I just know too many people who'd snoop around way too much if given the chance, so I'd rather they keep their hands to themselves.

[outplayed]

yes yes okay i understand
i wont touch your stuff too much if i can help it
but like i said, i guess im just not that attached to my stuff so i dont care what happens to it and its not like my stuff says anything about me that isnt immediately obvious

[ his 20394823 trophies and player of the match balls... he kind of dgaf as long as he has somewhere comfy to sleep and three solid meals a day. he told her he's low needs!!! ]

[nintendog]

If you can help it, huh. It's fine if it's you, but if I leave my sword on the table for maintenance just be careful with it. I'd rather not have to give you stitches in my bathroom.

( my god he really is just like. food? shelter? ok i'm good. even sims have more needs than him, )

[outplayed]

you may find this hard to believe, and i understand why even, but i dont pick up weapons that dont belong to me if im not sure i know how to use them
i dont want to die early yknow i have stuff to do

[nintendog]

( at least he's self-aware, )

I'd hope not.

I try not to leave them around anyway, but that was the only thing I could think of to put any kind of line down for. Like what are you going to do, use my toiletries when your regimen is probably three times mine? I doubt it.

[outplayed]

[ the good thing about michael kaiser is he is self-aware. the bad thing is that he won't do anything with his self-awareness. ]

aw look at you, bragging at how clear and moisturized your skin is with 1/3 of the toiletries that i use
well, i certainly promise that i wont touch anything that you use on your face and skin too, thats just unhygienic

alright how about this
can i eat your food without asking first