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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[nintendog]

( truly there is something deeply wrong with this boy. )

That just sounds like I'm using you to let off steam. Which I'm not.

( she has an annoying coworker who can regenerate that she can take it out on actually........ that she has* taken it out on, )

Huh? I mean, I assumed you get up early for like, training or something right?

[outplayed]

[ he's just an efficient german boy! ]

oh, you arent? then whats the point -_-

[ to punish him?! it's not punishment to him. ]

but yeah i get up early
especially because it takes me a while to wake up properly...

[nintendog]

You would not want me to. Weren't you just saying that your body is what you use to make your living? I'd take you out of commission for a while if I was letting off steam.

( which surely he does not want.

but, also, why's that kinda cute though. )

I'll keep it in mind. But if I've been awake long enough to see sunlight again then I might just take your spot in bed for a nap first.

[outplayed]

cant you beat me all at once, but like, tenderly

[ uwu... ]

okay, i dont mind
i dont usually make my bed though. so you will just have to put up with that.

[nintendog]

( huh....... )

I can't possibly comprehend what that would even look like. How would you tenderly do that?

( like what are you ASKING for here kaiser. )

It'll get messed up anyway. You have to deal with the fact that I'll be making it after.

( girl this is not a threat? )

[outplayed]

idk youre the expert, you can probably figure it out, cant you?

[ he can't just keep saying stuff and expect to get away with it. and yet... ]

and if i like my mess where im used to it being...?

[nintendog]

I can't be gentle and rough at the same time.

( make SENSE she is begging y )

You can do that after I leave then! It'll just get messed up again when you go to bed anyway. I don't want to leave something I used a mess!

[outplayed]

sure you can
its like when parents discipline their children, isnt it?

[ Does She Understand Now. ]

well okay, fair enough
if you find anything in my bed just set it by my pillow later dwbi

[nintendog]

( ....? )

I wouldn't know. I've never done anything that needed it. I also don't have children.

You want to be disciplined?

( and also like, parents gone, yknow. )

???
Just what am I going to find in there?? How much stuff do you have on your bed??? How do you sleep on it?

[outplayed]

no i said its LIKE that, you know, like a metaphor? or analogy?
good lord, cant say a single thing without getting the sideeye even when i dont deserve it

[ nah, he prefers that his mother left and ignored him over his father who wrecked his shit constantly, so no discipline for him!! thanks. ]

just this and that
like i said dont worry about it okay, chances are you wont even notice anything

[ ... he sleeps with his emotional support ball (long story) in his bed... anyways... ]

[nintendog]

( must be the history of saying shit that's absolutely out of pocket. )

I'm learning your preferences, and felt like I should maybe clarify! Better than letting me run with the wrong assumption as I try to figure out exactly what it is you want.

( ah the terrible choice between good ol absent or abusive. )

Well, alright then. I guess I'll have to see for myself.

( what the hell that's moe.......... )

Anything else I should know when coming over?

[outplayed]

that im very sweet and delicate and my sleep is a precious commodity so treat me with the kindness you would a newborn child...

[ he's not serious, he promises. ]

ill leave the key so you can lock up after, just shove it back underneath the bottom crack of the door
a teammate has my spare key for emergencies so i can still get in
(he does not enter my room without permission so dwbi)

[nintendog]

Then I'll make sure to bring your bottle and blanket when I kick your ass.

( delicate...... ok sure. )

I can do that. But also, I don't know if I want to be there if you're not? Wouldn't that be weird?

[outplayed]

okay make sure the bottle isnt too hot though so my tongue doesnt get hurt

[ he's just kidding. because he doesn't drink white liquids. :) ]

?
is it that weird
just think of it a hotel room

[nintendog]

( he's getting this shit.




also this has been stated before but, again, what, )

I mean, if you don't mind it's fine, but.. I guess I'm just of the thought that it's your personal space and it feels like intruding if you're not there.
Like what if I get bored and start reorganizing?

[outplayed]

[ 1. deserved, and
2. he'd take it. ]

?
reorganize to your hearts content
if im bothered by it later ill put the stuff back the way i prefer it
stuff is just stuff, is there much reason to get worked up over it...?

[nintendog]

( ......................? )

It was just an example. I wouldn't actually mess with your stuff. Most people would care though, I think. I'd care if most people touched my stuff.

[outplayed]

[ well you see,
1. deserved, and
2. he'd take it! ]

ah, well
i guess its different if youre attached to your stuff
but you wouldnt do anything weird to my stuff either way so i dont care if YOU touch my stuff

[nintendog]

( ah very well then...... then he can also have those matching pacifier candies. pairs well with them, she hears. )

Oh.

( the math is finally mathing. she's taking that as a merit!! which, of course, she will proceed to happily preen about. )

I think I just know too many people who'd snoop around way too much if given the chance, so I'd rather they keep their hands to themselves.

[outplayed]

yes yes okay i understand
i wont touch your stuff too much if i can help it
but like i said, i guess im just not that attached to my stuff so i dont care what happens to it and its not like my stuff says anything about me that isnt immediately obvious

[ his 20394823 trophies and player of the match balls... he kind of dgaf as long as he has somewhere comfy to sleep and three solid meals a day. he told her he's low needs!!! ]

[nintendog]

If you can help it, huh. It's fine if it's you, but if I leave my sword on the table for maintenance just be careful with it. I'd rather not have to give you stitches in my bathroom.

( my god he really is just like. food? shelter? ok i'm good. even sims have more needs than him, )

[outplayed]

you may find this hard to believe, and i understand why even, but i dont pick up weapons that dont belong to me if im not sure i know how to use them
i dont want to die early yknow i have stuff to do

[nintendog]

( at least he's self-aware, )

I'd hope not.

I try not to leave them around anyway, but that was the only thing I could think of to put any kind of line down for. Like what are you going to do, use my toiletries when your regimen is probably three times mine? I doubt it.

[outplayed]

[ the good thing about michael kaiser is he is self-aware. the bad thing is that he won't do anything with his self-awareness. ]

aw look at you, bragging at how clear and moisturized your skin is with 1/3 of the toiletries that i use
well, i certainly promise that i wont touch anything that you use on your face and skin too, thats just unhygienic

alright how about this
can i eat your food without asking first

[nintendog]

( let the team psych do their job kaiser. )

That's not what I meant!!!!

( but she sort of (?) made her point. she guesses. )

?
That's fine. If there's anything I'm saving as a treat for later I can just say so. And if you really, really wanted to try it anyway just leave me some.

I've sort of asked before, but are you sure you don't want to have anything in particular for me to keep around? Otherwise you'll be stuck with whatever I feel like having that week.