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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

you liked that it was concise more than what i actually said? you really dont appreciate my verve and wit at all

[ "say less"? alright, then next time he is forced to say something nice/respectful/even remotely positive about noa, kaiser will keep that in mind. ]

[rationalizer]

I appreciated the admission that I'm the best person you could learn from.

[ this is because it is true. ]

[outplayed]

well, that is simply true. unfortunately.

[ kaiser put his head in both his hands and clutched at his own hair for that one. maybe pride is a white liquid, because physiologically, kaiser is really struggling to hold it down at the moment. ]

i have a lower opinion of the world than before, so if that was one of your secondary objectives of dragging us to a different continent, congratulations. you succeeded.

[ not because the teams were worse than kaiser expected, but that he realized all of the teams are less suited to his insanity. alas... ]

[rationalizer]

[ tragic: most suitable master for your development is the unhinged cyborg. ]

It wasn't and you're being overdramatic. My peers are fine players and the teams are strong in their own way.

[outplayed]

you know thats not what i meant
so sorry, i was wrong to consider cheating before, your peers are fine players with strong teams but are a bad match for me, they couldnt handle me -_-

[ he'll still consider cheating with re al though, so. ]

[rationalizer]

[ going from one psychopath to the next... ]

It's good you figured that out on your own.
I could have told you as much, but I doubt you would have taken me on my word. Even if I know better on account of experience, you're just naturally defiant.

[outplayed]

well, i have to consider the value of cheating while im still young and beautiful, theres no point in doing it once im aging because then i have no shot of you taking me back later

[ he's kidding! he's kidding. he promises. ]

[rationalizer]

I would take you back no matter when. As long as you realized how good you had it with me that is.

[ he will always support and enable his favorite ace striker with a thousand mental disorders. ]

[outplayed]

[ "yeah i have bpd (beautiful princess disorder), what of it" ]

i thought my "elementary level crude jokes" didnt stir anything in you but here you are continuing the joke?

[rationalizer]

Who said I was joking?

[outplayed]

[ a few minutes later, noa will receive a horribly framed picture of kaiser in front of a toilet bowl that suggests he puked into it shortly beforehand. there are some subtle signs like hair length that this is not a recent picture, and then there's the fact that it's very clearly the bastard münchen's training facility restroom, not blue lock's. why does kaiser have such a picture? well, (1) he has a thousand mental disorders, and (2) he always knew it would come in useful. ]

you did that to me. hope youre happy

[rationalizer]

👍

I can tell that isn't recent, but nice try.
You can't shock me.

[outplayed]

🖕
i just wanted to let you know thats how i feel, and that you did that to me
besides, i would hope it doesnt shock you, hasnt everybody puked after a tough training session a few times

[ hasn't everybody??? ahah? ]

[rationalizer]

No, just you.
You're one of a kind.

[ keep getting sick, it's noa's turn to be weird for profit. ]

[outplayed]

[ he's about to develop his one thousand and first mental disorder... well, kaiser is pretty sure that can't possibly be true, but he wants to see what the angle is here. ]

youve literally never witnessed any other athlete throw up after practice before? never in your life? do you swear you are telling the truth?

[rationalizer]

Do you think I would lie to you?

[outplayed]

i assume anybody would lie to me under the right set of circumstances, so yes

[rationalizer]

Smart.
I won't deny it may have happened, but I haven't witnessed it with my own eyes.
But if you're throwing up after practice, it's because of dangerous overexertion.

[outplayed]

i know
it rarely happens, okay? nothing to worry about -_-

[ he can't be stealing sae "return to zero state" itoshi's thing... but there were certainly a lot of growing pains when he first entered the youth academy, including getting used to eating three carb-loaded meals a day. ]

so you DID just lie to me -_-

[rationalizer]

[ he wants to argue he didn't really lie based on technicalities in word choice, but that's pedantic. ]

Yeah.
I guess you're not unique after all.

[outplayed]

are you intentionally or merely incidentally negging me...?

[ maybe he should ask peepaw if he knows what negging is first? ]

[rationalizer]

I don't know what that means.

[ he could google it (and just did) but what he's really doing is just being difficult on purpose. ]

[outplayed]

[ kaiser is familiar with doing that maneuver! sadly, he can't recognize it being done to him. ]

its when psychopathic men hit on women by cycling through complementing, insulting, and then complementing her in a backhanded way to break down her self esteem and make her not notice the psychopathy
youre doing it perfectly, now you need to complement me in a backhanded way

[rationalizer]

[ he's unfortunately starting to see why this tactic is so appealing to kaiser. also his low empathy sociopath powerlevels might be getting exposed here, oops. ]

I can't.
My compliments to you are as genuine as my insults. The backhanded ones I use on others wouldn't apply to you. Would you like me to try anyway?

[outplayed]

i dont think you need to try, that was quite well done. i see that youre a real natural at this
the segue from "youre special" to "youre not special" to "i both compliment and insult you specially" is really masterful sequencing for somebody who just learned about what negging is, though i have to presume youve been doing this without realizing for ages now
has that succeeded at getting you laid with a high hit rate, i wonder?