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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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oh? good for you, how positively responsible
then if your services are satisfactory, how about i pay your rent

[hamletism]

on top of the 2k?

( :) )

[outplayed]

nice try but no
not unless you plan on making yourself available to me 24/7 then i might contemplate it a little

[hamletism]

for one month's worth of rent?
no way

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no i mean in exchange ill pay your rent and give you a little allowance
not $2k but enough

[hamletism]

... like every month?

( he's listening..... )

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i was thinking weekly allowance but sure
the details dont matter much i guess
you have to keep up good service though

[hamletism]

even better. let's do weekly
and yeah, yeah
whatever you need

( even if it's just holding kaiser's hand......... )

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[ he needs sustenance far more vile than that, unfortunately. ]

yay okay
so what time do you get up usually. youre probably going to need to start getting up earlier

[hamletism]

( like h*gging... )

???
what time do YOU get up
i refuse to be out of bed before noon tbh

[outplayed]

ok lazyass!
6 in the morning and i start getting ready for bed at 10 at night
you can be up by 7 if you want

[ the controlling insane german bfisms begin... ]

[hamletism]

wtf
what would you even need me for that early in the damn morning????

( HAVE MERCY )

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to help me take my pulse
and stuff

[ be his emotional support animal a little... and stuff. ]

[hamletism]

?
get a medical professional for that

( hello!!!! )

[outplayed]

youre complaining about getting paid to do something as easy as that?
useless lazyass
fine go find another job thatll pay your rent to do something that simple

[hamletism]

ughhh
don't get mad, princess
fine i'll get up and be your nurse. happy?

( -_- )

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yay💙 okay💙
if you forget and wake up late im going to scruff you and throw you out the window, alright

[ :) ]

[hamletism]

how are you gonna throw me out if i'm sleeping at my place

( smh!!!! )

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you think im going to pay for somebodys apartment and not have a way to get into it?
do you only hang out with morons and cucks? wow

[ they aren't on his insane controlling bf level. ]

[hamletism]

hey
i'm not giving you the spare key until you make the payment

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[ a key can't keep him out, but, ]

more like im not making the payment until you give me the key
but the better plan is to let me choose where youre moving to anyways. im sure itll be better than whatever shithole youre in now. unless youre ''''emotionally attached'''' or whatever

[hamletism]

( kyun doesn't know that yet, )

??
you want me to get a better apartment?

( wrow. )

you don't even know if you like fucking me yet
don't make me too excited

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[ more like he wants to put kyun in a special cage... 💙 ]

well then do a good job to please me, you know whats at stake now
if you arent feeling motivated then you dont deserve anything

[hamletism]

( hmmmmmmmm!!!!!! )

is that what you sports freaks tell yourselves before torturing yourselves to death out there

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[ he has to keep his ESA safe?? ]

what am i, the representative for all athletes now?
probably all the ones who are worth something do think that, though
not like anybody ever cuts us any slack for having an off day