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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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i think it does
i put in a lot of my time and effort to get what i want, isnt that literally hard work? if that isnt hard work then what is?

and thats on top of how hard i work in training to make sure its not embarrassing for you to be seen with me

[ j*de would never yell at him for not backtracking, believe. ]

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You put in effort into being annoying?

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[ that's what he read all those psych and philosophy texts for, it's a long-run investment. ]

id say its 30% effort 70% talent
and from MY perspective its effort into getting what i want, ok?

[sublimed]

Well, I guess you are talented at being obnoxiously unignorable.

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your acknowledgement pleases me a certain amount that doesnt truly bring me any meaningful satisfaction but feels good in the moment
i always knew you liked it when i cutely meow in front of your door

[ NOT what sae said! but whatever. ]

[sublimed]

Not what I said.
But you are also exceptionally good at putting words in my mouth.

( among other things... slaps knee )

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i mean, i can always put other things into your mouth if you dont like my words?

[sublimed]

As long as they're not caloric.

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[ hang on, he has to look up his previous lies about how much protein is in cum. ]

well, just as a reminder, 7g of protein per cumshot
actually, i bet mine has more because i eat so much more protein than the average person
just saying...

[sublimed]

( the fact that sae believes this is crazy... )

7g protein and how many calories?
Or do you not know since your cum is apparently special??

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just a few calories
arent you good at counting those? why don't you take a load and estimate it in your mouth

[sublimed]

That's not how it works.

But since it tastes bad, I guess it does only have a few...

( because obviously all bad tasting things are low-calorie... )

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sae, just think about it. something couldnt possibly be high protein, low calorie, AND good tasting or else everybody would know about it by now
youll just have to put up with the taste. temporary sacrifice for the greater good

[sublimed]

It's fine.
It's better to eat disgusting stuff so you don't look forward to it.

( ... )

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i wouldnt do that but i understand that

[ kaiser has about a dozen evil coping mechanisms he used to deal with being a poor kicked starving kitten of a child. sae can ask for some... if he likes...... ]

how many loads do you want then

[sublimed]

( he has his own it's ok....... )

What, do you have to prepare them?

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[ restricting all by yourself, beautiful? ]

sometimes you torture my dick with impossible expectations so i like to be able to mentally prepare in advance

[sublimed]

( always ❤️ )

What happened to defying the impossible?

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i didnt say that i dont plan to meet those expectations, did i? also maybe let me save my miracles for when it matters most, ok...

[sublimed]

My nourishment doesn't matter?

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youll be nourished by a miraculous goal as well, wont you?
but, my goodness, youre not so bad at putting words in my mouth in turn
id nourish you to my own tastes but i respect your autonomy so ill help you nourish yourself however you prefer

[sublimed]

I'm just reiterating.

( tehe )

2 will be fine.

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[ he's so tempted to ask if this is because sae is still mad about the kumbucha but he also thinks sae probably already forgot about that and it would be shooting himself in the foot to remind sae of it. ]

thanks for your mercy, sae itoshi, i appreciate it
ill start eating extra protein special for you

[ that'll make his cum even more protein-heavy, right? right?? ]

[sublimed]

( he did kind of forget ngl. don't remind him now. )

Shouldn't I be thanking you?

You're the one feeding me.

( not that he will. )

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???
i know better than to expect you to thank me for anything...
what are we, still strangers after all this?

[ what's "this"? well, you know, *gestures vaguely* ]