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MICHAELâ™›KAISER ([personal profile] outplayed) wrote2024-03-31 05:40 pm

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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-22 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course.

( what can he say? he's just an extremely sweet guy.

but, yeah, no matter what kaiser says, sae knows he's not happy, so he's satisfied?? (why does kaiser like this guy again) )


Hmm.
I'll let you pick for me, since you're being so accommodating.
It's the least I can do, really.
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-22 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
( smh... )

Sure. ( will wear red and green or something. no jk not even he's that crazy )
Bring me kombucha to the airport btw.
Edited 2024-04-22 21:20 (UTC)
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-22 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
( EUUUUUGH )

Roll out the red carpet for me.

( which is to say: no. )

Also, I think you know I'd kill you if you stuck your hand down my pants in public.
You can take a nap in my lap again, though, I guess.
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-22 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Restrooms are fine, as long as they're not too filthy.

( ??? is this a joke? who knows. )

... ugh. ( he hates kaiser just accepts it. he should be like 'ew? that's gay?' and then sae could be like 'just kidding' and they'd never speak of it again?

kys!!!! )
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-22 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess public restrooms aren't that private anywhere, but
as long as I'm not seen, I don't care that much.


( and he's seen in an uber so!!!! )

Shut up.
Thank me for letting you use my lap as a pillow last Uber ride, since you never did.
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-22 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't.
Actually, I don't think you even realized what happened, considering I shoved you off to wake you up.

You're welcome.
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-22 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
( rare but it happens... )

You kind of were, honestly.

A long day or an early morning...
Which one's more likely to defeat Michael Kaiser?
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-23 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I've got no sympathy for you either way.
I had a long day back then, too, and I was fine.
You're just a little baby.
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-23 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't seem like that to me.
Again, you slept like a fucking baby.


( he's connecting the dots......... )
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-23 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
?
So why do you knock out the moment you put your head on me?


( ??? )
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-23 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I do want to hear it, that's why I asked.

( any opportunity to give kaiser an equally bad allergic reaction............... )
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-23 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Huh.

( his shoulder's literally bony and his thighs are pretty hard so like, okay. whatever you say. )

?
What, did you eat something weird?
( NOW YOU FUCKING SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! )
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[personal profile] sublimed 2024-04-23 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
( good for him because sae would never let him back between his legs after that?????

anyway this is not mean. this is revenge and it's justified. )


Obviously not.
I don't want to catch it if it's some weird stomach bug.


( even if kaiser watched him puke... but it's different, ok. )

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