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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

ok fine how about this:
- he has a weapon (physical) of your choice that isnt useless
- his bloodlust is nerfed because he is thinking about how id probably be pissed/sad/upset you died BEFORE i could marry you
- on top of all that there is a 50/50 chance he will get mentally stunned with guilt

[ they might be so fucked up in their heads but in the end, sometimes they are just normal teenage boys who have a lot of opinions about power scaling. ]

[sublimed]

( oUUUUUGHHH who does kaiser think would win btwn goku and naruto )

Okay, fine.
He can have a box cutter, and I'll have a machete.

( seems fair to him. )

Would his bloodlust be nerfed or fueled by the fact that you want to marry someone else, though?

[outplayed]

[ he's not a weeb. ask him about superheroes instead. except don't because i don't know things about superheroes. ]

you have a knife

also i dont think he cares about marrying me more than he cares about me being pissed/sad/upset so its irrelevant to the matter at hand

[sublimed]

( he only knows some tokusatsu and it's only because rin used to play with power ranger toys ughhh... )

Why can't I have a machete?
My physical stats aren't that high and I don't actually want to kill anyone, unlike your dog.

... mm. If you say so.

[outplayed]

do you just... have a machete lying around, sae??
also dont try and pass yourself as a frail maiden

though ill give you that i think ness has higher physical stats that doesnt necessarily matter all that much bc i think your wincon isnt beating him in a fight, its successfully getting out of that situation so you could also outsmart him or use situational advantage

[ does kaiser think a lot about what he would do if things escalated into a crisis situation? maybe. ]

[sublimed]

No
But acquiring one can't be that hard?

Also, I'm totally a frail maiden.

( when it's convenient to be one, that is. )

True. My real strength lies in quick adaptability.
I might be disadvantaged in an outright fight, but I'm giving myself pretty good chances of escaping.

[outplayed]

well ok then when you fulfill your childhood promise youd better invest in a machete

also: you are not TOTALLY a frail maiden

[ he knows that about sae. yeah. ]

see? i think you would be fine tbh
if anything the machete might not help much because if you have to use it then youre already in a disadvantaged situation
maybe just invest in always having pepper spray nearby

[ he should not... be so into this conversation...... it's making him seem like a normal 18 year old. ]

[sublimed]

As a frail maiden I think I deserve a machete.
Need one, in fact. For self-defense.

( :) )

How are you going to tell me I'm not a frail maiden then tell me to get pepper spray.
Should I get a rape whistle, too, while I'm at it?

( SORRY )

[outplayed]

what kind of a frail maiden can even handle a machete in the first place

[ you are apologizing because you just set me up to look even worse. ]

also it isnt rape if you enjoy it
but if you are SOOOO worried about it then just divorce your childhood fiancé asap, if they even exist, and remarry me immediately
it will simply not be a problem then

[sublimed]

A frail maiden becomes just a maiden with a machete in hand, obviously.

( look, it's what sae would've wanted. for me (to win) and for kaiser (to be violently misogynistic so he can find it hot). )

?
It won't be a problem because I'll always enjoy it or because you'll always protect me?

[outplayed]

kind of moving the maidenposts here but okay. ive no argument against that.

[ this is going to age soooo badly if next week's chapter is called "piece of trash" because kaneshiro (genius writer) reveals kaiser's crazy abuse backstory. or maybe it ages well because abuse victims continue the cycle? anyway, ]

both, duhhhhh
as established previously you ARE my woman when we fuck (you even said so) and i guess i have an OBLIGATION or whatever to provide both those things... also your tastes are just like that with or without me becoming invovled.

[sublimed]

See?

( he can talk his way out of anything unless kaiser chooses not to let him.

also, maybe he was the schoolyard bully? you never know... i'm betting on alcoholic parents but we'll see! either way it works. )

If I have a machete on me, I guess you're free from one of these obligations. Just so you know.
Also, true.
Somehow I don't like being called out on it, though... ( shocked pikachu at being problematic )

[outplayed]

that only lessens the obligation

[ this is only partially because kaiser thinks men should take care of women. it's mostly because he just thinks he should take good care of his stuff regardless! :) ]

dont feel bad about it darling
its one of the many things that makes you the insanely hot kind of crazy

[sublimed]

I'm not an obligation.
You should be happy to jump in and take a bullet for me anytime, anywhere.

( DUH? )

I think we gotta find more weird things you're into.
To even us out.

[outplayed]

alright fine whatever thats fine
but can you promise me that youll try your very best to not get in the line of fire in the first place, saechen
can you do that for me, darling

[ 😑😑😑 but also it's fine since kaiser wants to die first if they're not dying together, he's one of those "i don't want to be alive to suffer for longer" types. ]

and have i not said already
aside from the choking thing im so normal and youre such a bad influence on me

[sublimed]

I don't think I can, actually.
Knowing me, I'll be first in line.

( have we forgotten about the self-destruction — )

Hmmm.
If you were normal, you wouldn't get off to the stuff I suggest, so I doubt it.
I think we can dig deeper in there.

[outplayed]

ugh... ok, woman.

[ women!! -_- they just don't know what's good for them. ]

thats the "youre such a bad influence on me" part of my statement coming into play
im adapting to my circumstances
but fine go ahead and dig if you like, theres nothing to find

[sublimed]

Do you have your dick in me right now?

( what did he say about doing this outside of bed!!!!! )

Well, you're obviously highly unstable.
There has to be something to dig up there, and any trauma can be a kink. ( trust him he knows! )

[outplayed]

im imagining my dick in you right now, that must half count which is why i dropped the "my"

you calling me highly unstable is crazy
you make a radioisotope look steady [ they should never have revealed kaiser knows physics. ]
and im not traumatized

[ we do not even need the backstory reveal to know that ain't true. ]

[sublimed]

Then call imaginary Sae a woman.
Also, stop it. I feel violated.

( k-kyaaa >_< )

I'd have to be a total fucking moron not to see it.
Anyway, I'm no therapist, but... ( takes one to know one? maybe? yeah. )
All I'm saying is there are fun coping mechanisms out there.

[outplayed]

we just established that you enjoy that so why should i stop.

[ both the woman calling and the violating. ]

i dont need that shit. first off i dont plan to cope
ill just deal with it and move on

[ he actually believes this. he doesn't know that currently he's having a full on mental breakdown in canon. ]

you are projecting on me...

[sublimed]

Because I said so.

( plain and shrimple. )

... I see. Being delicate is a stupid approach to take when it comes to animals.
Let me say it plainly, then:
You're a damn liability out on the field when you let your emotion control you to the point of throwing bitch-fits mid-match.

And don't ever put me at your level or anywhere near it.
I'm far too good to be projecting anything on brainless beasts who still need handlers before being let out in public.

[outplayed]

the sae in my imagination is enjoying it even more now

[ rate his interpretation of sae in his mind out of 10.

also he had this whole diatrabe in response typed out defending himself, but then he decided he simply does not care enough. ]

alright, alright
and how would you handle me, saechen?

[sublimed]

Yeah, that sounds about right.

( 10/10. )

The way I handle all beasts in my care.
With restrictive discipline and an occasional reward, just to keep you salivating.

( he wouldn't gaf about the defense anyway so truly!!! )

[outplayed]

[ see, he knows better than to waste both of their time!! also he managed to get sae to stop saying he's got weird issues by distracting him so it's a win win. :) ]

ah the classic sae itoshi carrot and stick
but as established, youre more of a dog trainer
so i think you should consider mixing up your methods on my behalf, they wont work nearly as well as they do for your average rabid canine. so meet me halfway?
3/4 of the way?

[ he thought twice about that one, sae is NOT going to give more effort than he does. so sure, he'll split the difference. ]