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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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no?? thats why i asked about pets
but maybe it does mean youd be a [ SHUDDERS ] good parent or something

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You think so?
It's not like I don't think about the future, but thinking about being a parent is a little...

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i thought i was good at twisting the narrative in my favor
but youre making me look like a damn amateur

why the hell not, tell me what are your future dreams then

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Shut up, I'm just a positive person.
How about you tell me yours instead?
And I'm talking personal goals, not professional ones.
None of this “I'll be dead by 30” bullshit, either.

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to get so well known for being the fucking best at something that my continued existence gives people with type a personalities depression over how theyll never have that

ok your turn

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No marriage or kids?

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you cannot possibly think itd be good for society for me to have kids.

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If anything, they'd be really attractive?

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why dont you have an extra kid on my behalf, then.

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Or maybe you should have a kid with me?

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youre leading me on again but: okay
just one?

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Obviously I'm kidding and I can't believe you're making me say it.

Yeah, just one.
You don't want kids, and the truth is I don't, either.
I'd just spoil that kid rotten and give it everything it wants.

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oh, well, agreed.
if i had a kid id never tell it no or that it did wrong or that it cant do whatever it wants

[ this would be so much more heartwarming if he could use something other than 'it'? but. ]

probably for the best then that both of us refrain

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[ reo uses “it” too, so it's fine. ]

Yeah.
The truth is I don't want kids.
I don't want to give my parents the satisfaction.

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already pressuring you to pump out an heir eventually, hm?
they probably shouldve had more kids themselves if they were so worried about it

or are they worried about like
a succession sort of situation lmfao

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[ why is he the second person so mention succession to him smh ]

I like to think they got it so right the first time they knew a second one would only be subpar.
Haha.
Nah, I never asked why they didn't have another kid, but I think they really just straight up don't care that much.
It's like having a kid was a checkmark on their list of things to do, they did it, so they moved on.

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[ the succession memes are too strong, i'm afraid. ]

and did they take care of you personally?
or was that left to others

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Take a wild guess.

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<Font face="Courier>sorry rich boy, but youre just adding more evidence to my hypothesis couldnt you be attached to baby bird because its something youve never experienced before you know, imprinting?

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No way am I getting psychoanalyzed by the craziest person I've ever met

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[ killing myself like kaiser for the obvious reason rn ]

im not even in the top 5 craziest people in this insane asylum and if you took a moment to introspect you would agree
but this is deflection so im taking that to mean im correct

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[ i pretend i do not see ]

You're assuming stuff about my relationship with my parents.
They treat me well and we get along fine, there's just stuff I disagree with them on that makes me rebel against them.
Didn't you ever rebel against your parents?

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hah
no, actually. i listened very carefully to everything my parents told me
and im becoming everything they said i am and more
guess i simply cannot relate

[ if this were in person, then reo would note kaiser giving the fakest ass smile in the world on purpose over this... he is soooo normal! ]

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[ realizing they’ve never spoken in person wtf ]

Really?
That must be pretty cool.
Though not sure I believe you, but I won't pry.
You don't have siblings either, right?

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[ it's reo's self-preservation instinct kicking in. kaiser's terrible vibes are contained this way— ]

ive nothing to gain from lying to you over this, you know?
and im an only child too
you could also say that they expect things that are easier for me to live up to than a little scion like you, so its still not really comparable