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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

Why the hell would I lie about this?

( he said it to rin! once. :/ )

[outplayed]

so you dont have to admit to yourself that im right after you denied it three times?
and if not to yourself, then to me, because you think im going to be unbearable about it if you say its true

[sublimed]

As always, you vastly overestimate how much I give a shit about this.

( he is ABOVE it -_- )

[outplayed]

im not overestimating how much YOU give a shit
i just genuinely want you to say it so much that im pestering you
duh

[sublimed]

Fine.
"You changed my texting mannerisms slightly."
Happy?

[outplayed]

[ why is kaiser getting so good at wheedling things out of sae? is he preying off of whatever human weakness it is that makes cat people go bonkers over a common haughty housecat? disgusting. ]

i think i generally make your life more amusing (POSITIVE)
but ill take that yes it does make me happy

[sublimed]

( don't worry it's the toxoplasmosis

also?? sae just says things so kaiser gets out of his ass?????? smh. )

Well, you are a part of a circus troupe now, so I guess it's true.
I can't complain about the entertainment your bewildered expressions provide on TV.

[outplayed]

[ that's going to be a problem when sae gets knocked up :( ]

you would also be fucking bewildered if you realized your own team is inting against you and your "coach" has lost his "mind" and decided this is "rational"

[ NEL arc from the perspective of kaiser would be a psychological horror where everything he's ever known is completely upended? also sae trying to get under kaiser's skin is to him, more proof that he was right all along? so. ]

you watch me that much? im flattered

[sublimed]

( how's he gonna get knocked up? first you gotta cum in me bro )

I've got little interest in anybody else, so of course I do.

( okay well he got kaiser riled up so he's satisfied. it was funny! but also he's right about everything tbh, sae's just being a bitch. )

[outplayed]

[ hm, he feels like maybe... sae is trying to send him a message...... but he can't imagine what it is? ]

again: im flattered
any michael kaiser highlight reels that stick out in your mind

[sublimed]

( it's subliminal! )

You shouldn't be.
Rather, you should deeply consider how unskilled the rest of your team is.

Not particularly, no.
Your dramatic introduction to Isagi was amusing, though. What was it, again?
Ah, right.
#kaisagi ( teehee )

[outplayed]

[ maybe subliminal messaging doesn't work on the deranged? ]

i have no control over that
at this point, as long as theyre not an active detriment to me then they make me look good in comparison, so its fine

[ ness would probably love it if kaiser could defend his honor here... and if it were anybody else, maybe kaiser even would? but it feels weird to bring up another midfielder in front of sae itoshi, of all people, he'll pass on that one! ]

... ok
you want to turn me into a biter SO bad 😑

[sublimed]

( NOT sae's problem. )

At what point do people who contribute very little to your growth become an active detriment, I wonder?

( you should defend your own midfielder's honor! not that sae wouldn't pinpoint every single mistake or mediocre play ness has ever made, but still. )

Just don't bite him out on the field.
You'll definitely get carded. ( slaps knee )

[outplayed]

do you wonder or are you suggesting that youd like to give an opinion on the matter, actually?

[ and that's why he can't defend ness's honor, because sae will say things that kaiser hadn't even considered and make ness look even worse than if he hadn't tried. hmph... ]

i am NOT giving him the pleasure of that thank you very much
you on the other hand will be getting some difficult to explain bite marks if you bring it up again -_-

[sublimed]

I wonder.

( and he does, considering he's always been surrounded by players superior to him. sure, that gave him mental instability, depression and suicidal thoughts, but! it also spurred his growth!!! )

Oh? Scary.
In that case, maybe I'll make a tweet about it, too.

[outplayed]

if youre implying that im leveling off: im not
but i see your point.
not much point being the biggest fish in a little pond, i guess

[ i NEED them to PLEASE give AGES because i don't understand if kaiser got tatted up absurdly young or if he was scouted late and rose up explosively fast (tears up) ]

...
you want me to maul you?
dont you have a rabid dog for that purpose already?

[sublimed]

In the end, my opinion is my own.
What you do about your talent or career is up to you.

( OUGHHH kaiser in the tattoo shop at like, 14: yeah a full arm sleeve please )

Maybe I want to stay faithful.
Aren't you happy?
It's your mouth I want to bleed in. ( ok edgelord )

[outplayed]

[ well, that's why the plan was originally to transfer to real at the first possibility, but... ugh! pride is a crazy drug! ]

well sure, true. but youve not actually given your opinion
just implied it strongly
how about you come out and say it in so many words?
i genuinely want to hear it

[ kaiser... might respect sae's opinion on the matter. maybe. ]

oh please, youre gonna make me fucking blush
was the spitting not enough for you, saechen? [ when it unlocked SO many doors for both of them?! ]
how about you dont tweet the stupid hashtag and ill still do all that for you

[sublimed]

( WELL MAYBE KAISER SHOULD GO TO REHAB )

My opinion is that you'll begin wasting away soon.
Or perhaps it's my professional assessment?
Take that as you will.

( he wants to save you from the #mid ok )

I won't be that easily satisfied. ( it was nice though... he supposes! )
Ah? Do you promise?
I've discovered it's usually much better when genuine frustration is involved.

[outplayed]

alright
ill take it into consideration.

[ get him out of bastard midchen... ]

i do promise but
now im morbidly curious. do not say anything about that [ HE KNOWS IT'S M OF HIM ]
what would you have to say about it anyway...
because the way i see it, what could you POSSIBLY say about that hashtag that doesnt inflict mental damage on yourself in the process? nothing.

[sublimed]

Let's see...
"A lot of you have been asking me who between #kaisagi I'd end up passing to. The answer is neither of them; they're too busy being up each other's asses to pay proper attention to the ball, anyway."
How about that?

( you underestimate him. )

[outplayed]

[ i accidentally hover profiled trying to hit "Reply to this" and almost banned this user. i think the spirit of kaiser actually possessed my fingertips for a moment there? ]

oh
thats fucking VILE on so many levels
dont tweet that

[ hold on. he shouldn't have said that ]

wait ignore my last text

[ IS IT TOO LATE?? ]

[sublimed]

( UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE DID NAWT LIKE THAT ONE )

Ignore your last text as in, do tweet it?
Okay, hold on.

( he's not actually tweeting it but just to give kaiser a scare — )

[outplayed]

[ DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES

aka he's hitting voice call with the same kind of speed that makes npcs go "when did he shoot?!" when he goes for a goal in the hopes it interrupts sae before he can press send. PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO HIM BABYGORL... ]

[sublimed]

( damn, that was fast... when did he call?????

but, sure, sae's gonna pick up, sneering at the screen. )

What?