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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

( akashiko???

sure, he sends over a picture. and sure enough, there's two lines? )

??

[outplayed]

[ he's saving this one for posterity 💙 ]

its defective
but ill get you kombucha anyways since you pissed for me 💙

[ for the RECORD! he is NOT babytrapping sae! he'll tell sae after he can keep an eye on him in case this makes sae throw himself down the stairwell or something... ]

[sublimed]

Oh ok

( yay ❤️

even if that's so evil and manipulative of him ❤️ )

The salted one remember

[outplayed]

yeah i know
is that all you want
planes going to start landing btw

[ if he times the ubereats order just right, it should arrive at their apartment complex just as kaiser does... sniffles... ]

[sublimed]

Seven packs of blueberries

[outplayed]

may i ask why seven and not one

[sublimed]

No you may not

[outplayed]

then ill get you one pack but the big one 😑

[ excuse him?! kaiser knows he's going to be the one eating them in the end... ]

what else

[sublimed]

No
Get me seven or I'm not letting you in

( :( )

[outplayed]

??????????
ok fine. seven. will that make you happy

[sublimed]

Yes

( hehe )

Don't need anything else

[outplayed]

ok then youd better be happy when i show up or else you lied...

[ kaiser does not believe for a single moment that he's going to show up with a salted kombucha and 7 packs of blueberries and this will make sae happy. but god, he'll do it. ]

im deplaning now
hold on for like
45 minutes, i guess...?
i can call if youre lonely 🥺

[ also because kaiser simply likes to call sae— ]

[sublimed]

No

( sae knows kaiser likes to call him. which is precisely why he's not gonna pick up if he does!

punishment. )

[outplayed]

[ kaiser would love to know what he is being punished for right now. he has been such a good kitty as of late. ]

awww
i guess im the only lonely one

[ you know. since sae has company— ]

[sublimed]

True
I'm gonna tell this guy to leave before you come back

( :* )

[outplayed]

shut the fuck up -_- i dont believe you

[ HE'S CALLING x12 ANYWAYS!! PICK UP!! ]

[sublimed]

( IGNORE :) )

[outplayed]

[ PICK UP! PICK UP! PICK UP! PICK UP! PICK UP! ]

if you wont pick up your phone can you at least answer this
is this the kombucha you wanted

[ sending a picture... also, kaiser has prepared for sae's whims this time. he has two other flavors too, not shown in the background... sniffles... ]

[sublimed]

( IGNORE! IGNORE! IGNORE! )

Oh
Yeah
Did you get the berries

( acting like kaiser's not spam calling him... )

[outplayed]

... yeah
all seven packs
or do you want... different berries now

[ he's still calling every few minutes in the background btw. ]

[sublimed]

No but go back and grab me a lime for my sparkling water

( still ignoring it...... )

[outplayed]

[ all this and he's still going to have to take sae to the obgyn to get akashiko terminated in a few days, huh? ]

i will go back ONE time so think of everything you want now.

[sublimed]

( true! :) )

Ok
Two limes for my sparkling water

[outplayed]

[ kaiser might be an insane controlling german bf, but is it so bad. he gives as much as he takes away 💙 ]

let me rephrase
do you want anything other than fruit or tea.

[sublimed]

( hm. )

Let me ask the guy if he wants anything