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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[nintendog]

( well, that's not fair. )

If you deserve it, then it'd be justified.

( maybe. will she go through with it? hm. )

[outplayed]

depriving people of sleep is a war crime, is it not...?
you think its justified? to commit a war crime on me?

[nintendog]

Just long enough to do what I need to, and then you can go back to sleep! It's not like I'm keeping you up for a week. You'll survive.

[outplayed]

what if i cant go back to sleep afterwards
i rely on this body for my living, you know... it could always all go downhill...

[nintendog]

You're not so frail that half an hour or so would kill you.

( she refuses to believe it. )

Besides! What if that's the only time I'm free for the next month or something?

[outplayed]

you dont know that
also, why would you only be free at like 2am? go to bed yourself at that point, honestly

[nintendog]

Could be, though! You don't know that either!

They call me in at odd hours sometimes, which they can't really control if it's an emergency, and I don't like to wait if we have a lead from the broker.

( she's also! a little busy body! which he knows. she can't help that her lulls are at stupid hours and she wants to hang out. )

But you're right. I can just go to bed and keep a tally instead of how many times I have to kick your ass.

[outplayed]

okay yay
then you can deliver all of the asskickings at once, very efficient

[ he likes that idea, actually. ]

well, i wake up early, so if you need company at like 5:30 in the morning i can do that...

[nintendog]

( truly there is something deeply wrong with this boy. )

That just sounds like I'm using you to let off steam. Which I'm not.

( she has an annoying coworker who can regenerate that she can take it out on actually........ that she has* taken it out on, )

Huh? I mean, I assumed you get up early for like, training or something right?

[outplayed]

[ he's just an efficient german boy! ]

oh, you arent? then whats the point -_-

[ to punish him?! it's not punishment to him. ]

but yeah i get up early
especially because it takes me a while to wake up properly...

[nintendog]

You would not want me to. Weren't you just saying that your body is what you use to make your living? I'd take you out of commission for a while if I was letting off steam.

( which surely he does not want.

but, also, why's that kinda cute though. )

I'll keep it in mind. But if I've been awake long enough to see sunlight again then I might just take your spot in bed for a nap first.

[outplayed]

cant you beat me all at once, but like, tenderly

[ uwu... ]

okay, i dont mind
i dont usually make my bed though. so you will just have to put up with that.

[nintendog]

( huh....... )

I can't possibly comprehend what that would even look like. How would you tenderly do that?

( like what are you ASKING for here kaiser. )

It'll get messed up anyway. You have to deal with the fact that I'll be making it after.

( girl this is not a threat? )

[outplayed]

idk youre the expert, you can probably figure it out, cant you?

[ he can't just keep saying stuff and expect to get away with it. and yet... ]

and if i like my mess where im used to it being...?

[nintendog]

I can't be gentle and rough at the same time.

( make SENSE she is begging y )

You can do that after I leave then! It'll just get messed up again when you go to bed anyway. I don't want to leave something I used a mess!

[outplayed]

sure you can
its like when parents discipline their children, isnt it?

[ Does She Understand Now. ]

well okay, fair enough
if you find anything in my bed just set it by my pillow later dwbi

[nintendog]

( ....? )

I wouldn't know. I've never done anything that needed it. I also don't have children.

You want to be disciplined?

( and also like, parents gone, yknow. )

???
Just what am I going to find in there?? How much stuff do you have on your bed??? How do you sleep on it?

[outplayed]

no i said its LIKE that, you know, like a metaphor? or analogy?
good lord, cant say a single thing without getting the sideeye even when i dont deserve it

[ nah, he prefers that his mother left and ignored him over his father who wrecked his shit constantly, so no discipline for him!! thanks. ]

just this and that
like i said dont worry about it okay, chances are you wont even notice anything

[ ... he sleeps with his emotional support ball (long story) in his bed... anyways... ]

[nintendog]

( must be the history of saying shit that's absolutely out of pocket. )

I'm learning your preferences, and felt like I should maybe clarify! Better than letting me run with the wrong assumption as I try to figure out exactly what it is you want.

( ah the terrible choice between good ol absent or abusive. )

Well, alright then. I guess I'll have to see for myself.

( what the hell that's moe.......... )

Anything else I should know when coming over?

[outplayed]

that im very sweet and delicate and my sleep is a precious commodity so treat me with the kindness you would a newborn child...

[ he's not serious, he promises. ]

ill leave the key so you can lock up after, just shove it back underneath the bottom crack of the door
a teammate has my spare key for emergencies so i can still get in
(he does not enter my room without permission so dwbi)

[nintendog]

Then I'll make sure to bring your bottle and blanket when I kick your ass.

( delicate...... ok sure. )

I can do that. But also, I don't know if I want to be there if you're not? Wouldn't that be weird?

[outplayed]

okay make sure the bottle isnt too hot though so my tongue doesnt get hurt

[ he's just kidding. because he doesn't drink white liquids. :) ]

?
is it that weird
just think of it a hotel room

[nintendog]

( he's getting this shit.




also this has been stated before but, again, what, )

I mean, if you don't mind it's fine, but.. I guess I'm just of the thought that it's your personal space and it feels like intruding if you're not there.
Like what if I get bored and start reorganizing?

[outplayed]

[ 1. deserved, and
2. he'd take it. ]

?
reorganize to your hearts content
if im bothered by it later ill put the stuff back the way i prefer it
stuff is just stuff, is there much reason to get worked up over it...?

[nintendog]

( ......................? )

It was just an example. I wouldn't actually mess with your stuff. Most people would care though, I think. I'd care if most people touched my stuff.