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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[rationalizer]

Only for this ask.
You can go back to being a menace immediately after.

[ he's offering up a lot of his time for kaiser's benefit! it's only fair to request a respectful ask in exchange. ]

[outplayed]

[ it's not that kaiser can't do this, but that he doesn't want to... that makes it even worse! even as a shameless opportunist, kaiser has to steel himself for this one... he's telling himself to be relieved that at least at least he doesn't have to do it in person. ]

then please
theres nobody else i can learn more from, and i would make the most of the opportunity

[ hang on, he needs to frow up. ]

[rationalizer]

Ok. It's a deal.
I'll throw in one free scrimmage while we're here at a time of your choosing too.

[ for a job well done 😌 ]

[outplayed]

[ okay, he's back, he managed to keep it down. ]

you liked it that much?

[rationalizer]

It was short and to the point, so yes.

[ he's also just mildly impressed kaiser was able to swallow his pride and do it, so he wants to throw the dog a bone. ]

[outplayed]

you liked that it was concise more than what i actually said? you really dont appreciate my verve and wit at all

[ "say less"? alright, then next time he is forced to say something nice/respectful/even remotely positive about noa, kaiser will keep that in mind. ]

[rationalizer]

I appreciated the admission that I'm the best person you could learn from.

[ this is because it is true. ]

[outplayed]

well, that is simply true. unfortunately.

[ kaiser put his head in both his hands and clutched at his own hair for that one. maybe pride is a white liquid, because physiologically, kaiser is really struggling to hold it down at the moment. ]

i have a lower opinion of the world than before, so if that was one of your secondary objectives of dragging us to a different continent, congratulations. you succeeded.

[ not because the teams were worse than kaiser expected, but that he realized all of the teams are less suited to his insanity. alas... ]

[rationalizer]

[ tragic: most suitable master for your development is the unhinged cyborg. ]

It wasn't and you're being overdramatic. My peers are fine players and the teams are strong in their own way.

[outplayed]

you know thats not what i meant
so sorry, i was wrong to consider cheating before, your peers are fine players with strong teams but are a bad match for me, they couldnt handle me -_-

[ he'll still consider cheating with re al though, so. ]

[rationalizer]

[ going from one psychopath to the next... ]

It's good you figured that out on your own.
I could have told you as much, but I doubt you would have taken me on my word. Even if I know better on account of experience, you're just naturally defiant.

[outplayed]

well, i have to consider the value of cheating while im still young and beautiful, theres no point in doing it once im aging because then i have no shot of you taking me back later

[ he's kidding! he's kidding. he promises. ]

[rationalizer]

I would take you back no matter when. As long as you realized how good you had it with me that is.

[ he will always support and enable his favorite ace striker with a thousand mental disorders. ]

[outplayed]

[ "yeah i have bpd (beautiful princess disorder), what of it" ]

i thought my "elementary level crude jokes" didnt stir anything in you but here you are continuing the joke?

[rationalizer]

Who said I was joking?

[outplayed]

[ a few minutes later, noa will receive a horribly framed picture of kaiser in front of a toilet bowl that suggests he puked into it shortly beforehand. there are some subtle signs like hair length that this is not a recent picture, and then there's the fact that it's very clearly the bastard münchen's training facility restroom, not blue lock's. why does kaiser have such a picture? well, (1) he has a thousand mental disorders, and (2) he always knew it would come in useful. ]

you did that to me. hope youre happy

[rationalizer]

👍

I can tell that isn't recent, but nice try.
You can't shock me.

[outplayed]

🖕
i just wanted to let you know thats how i feel, and that you did that to me
besides, i would hope it doesnt shock you, hasnt everybody puked after a tough training session a few times

[ hasn't everybody??? ahah? ]

[rationalizer]

No, just you.
You're one of a kind.

[ keep getting sick, it's noa's turn to be weird for profit. ]

[outplayed]

[ he's about to develop his one thousand and first mental disorder... well, kaiser is pretty sure that can't possibly be true, but he wants to see what the angle is here. ]

youve literally never witnessed any other athlete throw up after practice before? never in your life? do you swear you are telling the truth?

[rationalizer]

Do you think I would lie to you?

[outplayed]

i assume anybody would lie to me under the right set of circumstances, so yes

[rationalizer]

Smart.
I won't deny it may have happened, but I haven't witnessed it with my own eyes.
But if you're throwing up after practice, it's because of dangerous overexertion.

[outplayed]

i know
it rarely happens, okay? nothing to worry about -_-

[ he can't be stealing sae "return to zero state" itoshi's thing... but there were certainly a lot of growing pains when he first entered the youth academy, including getting used to eating three carb-loaded meals a day. ]

so you DID just lie to me -_-

[rationalizer]

[ he wants to argue he didn't really lie based on technicalities in word choice, but that's pedantic. ]

Yeah.
I guess you're not unique after all.