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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

well the difference between them and me is that i do not currently do criminal shit so i dont need to get out of anything, lets get that clear right off the bat

[ currently... ]

if youre sooo disdainful of it all, though, we can call it off
wouldnt want you to be corrupted by taking the money of the rich

[hamletism]

LMFAO
hell no
there's nothing left to corrupt in me so we're all good

[outplayed]

so glad you can deign to accept my 1%er money, you class traitor

[ he's kidding... though this probably isn't obvious. ]

just promise you wont blow it all at once

[hamletism]

hey, i'll stab anyone in the back, i don't give a fuck

( or so he says. not actually entirely true, but money? yeah, money, he'll take from anyone. )

?
not like it's any of your business what i blow it on
the only time it is is when i'm blowing you

[outplayed]

but ill be disappointed to hear it if my tainted money was used badly
at least make every bit of it count, you know? which i doubt you can do all in one sitting

but if you can, then you should just tell me what youd spend it on and id think about giving it directly?

[hamletism]

just living expenses
that's all the money i ever make goes for lol

( #poorlyfe )

[outplayed]

oh? good for you, how positively responsible
then if your services are satisfactory, how about i pay your rent

[hamletism]

on top of the 2k?

( :) )

[outplayed]

nice try but no
not unless you plan on making yourself available to me 24/7 then i might contemplate it a little

[hamletism]

for one month's worth of rent?
no way

[outplayed]

no i mean in exchange ill pay your rent and give you a little allowance
not $2k but enough

[hamletism]

... like every month?

( he's listening..... )

[outplayed]

i was thinking weekly allowance but sure
the details dont matter much i guess
you have to keep up good service though

[hamletism]

even better. let's do weekly
and yeah, yeah
whatever you need

( even if it's just holding kaiser's hand......... )

[outplayed]

[ he needs sustenance far more vile than that, unfortunately. ]

yay okay
so what time do you get up usually. youre probably going to need to start getting up earlier

[hamletism]

( like h*gging... )

???
what time do YOU get up
i refuse to be out of bed before noon tbh

[outplayed]

ok lazyass!
6 in the morning and i start getting ready for bed at 10 at night
you can be up by 7 if you want

[ the controlling insane german bfisms begin... ]

[hamletism]

wtf
what would you even need me for that early in the damn morning????

( HAVE MERCY )

[outplayed]

to help me take my pulse
and stuff

[ be his emotional support animal a little... and stuff. ]

[hamletism]

?
get a medical professional for that

( hello!!!! )

[outplayed]

youre complaining about getting paid to do something as easy as that?
useless lazyass
fine go find another job thatll pay your rent to do something that simple

[hamletism]

ughhh
don't get mad, princess
fine i'll get up and be your nurse. happy?

( -_- )

[outplayed]

yay💙 okay💙
if you forget and wake up late im going to scruff you and throw you out the window, alright

[ :) ]

[hamletism]

how are you gonna throw me out if i'm sleeping at my place

( smh!!!! )

[outplayed]

you think im going to pay for somebodys apartment and not have a way to get into it?
do you only hang out with morons and cucks? wow

[ they aren't on his insane controlling bf level. ]