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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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who??

[ hang on, let him look this up. as if kaiser knows shidou's full name... ]

oh
no
id only talk to him if i felt like getting an std without even being touched

[sublimed]

He's likely to have good recommendations, though?

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i have a low opinion of his taste, judgment, sensibilities, and really i just dont think much of him at all. so even if thats true, i will never want to hear his opinion on anything

to reiterate: no.

[sublimed]

( damn... so hard to please. sae thinks he's funny sometimes? )

Don't you also think lowly of yourself?
Strangely picky for a piece of trash...

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i was born into this world a piece of shit that nobody wants. some humans make themselves useless piece of shits, thats even worse than me

[ strength: "i can look down upon all 'humans'" 😔 ]

i just really cant deal with that type

[sublimed]

Oh, so it's a difference between 'organic' and 'self-made'...

( it's all the same to him, but? sure... )

The key is to ignore them.

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organic is healthier so you should prefer it, no? thats why it costs so much

[ that is definitely why it costs so much. :) ]

i try but my patience has its limits and some of them dont understand social cues or take it as a challenge when i clearly want them to leave me alone
so how do you do it, sae
how do you maintain your impressive apathy under such circumstances

[sublimed]

Depends if it's worth the higher price.

( easy lay with shidou or something-like-sex with kaiser.......... )

Hmm...
I just really don't care.
None of these people are worth even a sliver of my attention. ( that's it......... )

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[ something that barely qualifies as sex... but is clearly a mutual act of grievous self-harm 😃 ]

i just dont think anybody can enable you into mutual self harm the way i can so keep that in mind

and i see. your utter apathy is as charming as ever, sae
i work hard for your attention, after all [ ......... kind of... ]

[sublimed]

Being extremely annoying doesn't equal hard work.

( yowling under his door until he gives in is NOT hard work!!!!!!!! )

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i think it does
i put in a lot of my time and effort to get what i want, isnt that literally hard work? if that isnt hard work then what is?

and thats on top of how hard i work in training to make sure its not embarrassing for you to be seen with me

[ j*de would never yell at him for not backtracking, believe. ]

[sublimed]

You put in effort into being annoying?

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[ that's what he read all those psych and philosophy texts for, it's a long-run investment. ]

id say its 30% effort 70% talent
and from MY perspective its effort into getting what i want, ok?

[sublimed]

Well, I guess you are talented at being obnoxiously unignorable.

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your acknowledgement pleases me a certain amount that doesnt truly bring me any meaningful satisfaction but feels good in the moment
i always knew you liked it when i cutely meow in front of your door

[ NOT what sae said! but whatever. ]

[sublimed]

Not what I said.
But you are also exceptionally good at putting words in my mouth.

( among other things... slaps knee )

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i mean, i can always put other things into your mouth if you dont like my words?

[sublimed]

As long as they're not caloric.

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[ hang on, he has to look up his previous lies about how much protein is in cum. ]

well, just as a reminder, 7g of protein per cumshot
actually, i bet mine has more because i eat so much more protein than the average person
just saying...

[sublimed]

( the fact that sae believes this is crazy... )

7g protein and how many calories?
Or do you not know since your cum is apparently special??

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just a few calories
arent you good at counting those? why don't you take a load and estimate it in your mouth

[sublimed]

That's not how it works.

But since it tastes bad, I guess it does only have a few...

( because obviously all bad tasting things are low-calorie... )

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sae, just think about it. something couldnt possibly be high protein, low calorie, AND good tasting or else everybody would know about it by now
youll just have to put up with the taste. temporary sacrifice for the greater good

[sublimed]

It's fine.
It's better to eat disgusting stuff so you don't look forward to it.

( ... )

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i wouldnt do that but i understand that

[ kaiser has about a dozen evil coping mechanisms he used to deal with being a poor kicked starving kitten of a child. sae can ask for some... if he likes...... ]

how many loads do you want then