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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

Fuck no.

( nice try tho. )

What, are you really complimenting my personality right now?
Sure, I'm not the shittiest guy in the world, but let's not kid ourselves.

( he is. a dick. sometimes completely unprovoked. a lot of times??? )

[outplayed]

damn
it was worth a try though
but fine im not saying then 😑

[ hmph, take that. ]

if you think me saying "youre not the worst, you could be like, a literal fucking criminal or a scummy capitalist ceo or something" is a compliment then yeah. im complimenting you
anyway
you didnt deny it

[ ok well he's never a dick completely unprovoked to kaiser. kaiser always deserves it. ]

[sublimed]

You're such a baby.

( HMPH! )

Nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.( omg... a joke!!!!!!! )
Deny the change?
I don't know if giving me new texting habits counts as one, but if it does, sure, you might've changed me a little.
Proud of yourself?

( true! )

[outplayed]

is that why you spoil me sometimes

[ pleading/smirking emoji mashup ]

and of fucking course im proud of myself
how many people can possibly say that about sae itoshi, hm? im in a privileged class now

[sublimed]

Yeah.
Why wouldn't I spoil my baby?

( LMFAOOOOOOOOOO )

I would say just having my number makes you privileged, so.
Besides, I might've changed all on my own.
How do you know it's your influence in particular?

[outplayed]

woooooow youre the best, mother

[ they NEED to not do this. ]

alright lets hear your counter explanation, then
what else in your life could have compelled you to throw out a LMAO more often?

[sublimed]

?
Things are becoming funnier.

( SOCCER CIRCUS IS EVOLVING )

[outplayed]

[ *puts on the glasses (icon) for this intellectual counter* ]

in that case youd be going LMAO more in your conversations in general
not just with me
is that whats happening?

[sublimed]

( hm. )

I've said it to other people.
Don't be jealous, kitten.

[outplayed]

too bad i dont have a new father too
i cant go crying to daddy asking him why mommy lies to me

meow

[sublimed]

Why the hell would I lie about this?

( he said it to rin! once. :/ )

[outplayed]

so you dont have to admit to yourself that im right after you denied it three times?
and if not to yourself, then to me, because you think im going to be unbearable about it if you say its true

[sublimed]

As always, you vastly overestimate how much I give a shit about this.

( he is ABOVE it -_- )

[outplayed]

im not overestimating how much YOU give a shit
i just genuinely want you to say it so much that im pestering you
duh

[sublimed]

Fine.
"You changed my texting mannerisms slightly."
Happy?

[outplayed]

[ why is kaiser getting so good at wheedling things out of sae? is he preying off of whatever human weakness it is that makes cat people go bonkers over a common haughty housecat? disgusting. ]

i think i generally make your life more amusing (POSITIVE)
but ill take that yes it does make me happy

[sublimed]

( don't worry it's the toxoplasmosis

also?? sae just says things so kaiser gets out of his ass?????? smh. )

Well, you are a part of a circus troupe now, so I guess it's true.
I can't complain about the entertainment your bewildered expressions provide on TV.

[outplayed]

[ that's going to be a problem when sae gets knocked up :( ]

you would also be fucking bewildered if you realized your own team is inting against you and your "coach" has lost his "mind" and decided this is "rational"

[ NEL arc from the perspective of kaiser would be a psychological horror where everything he's ever known is completely upended? also sae trying to get under kaiser's skin is to him, more proof that he was right all along? so. ]

you watch me that much? im flattered

[sublimed]

( how's he gonna get knocked up? first you gotta cum in me bro )

I've got little interest in anybody else, so of course I do.

( okay well he got kaiser riled up so he's satisfied. it was funny! but also he's right about everything tbh, sae's just being a bitch. )

[outplayed]

[ hm, he feels like maybe... sae is trying to send him a message...... but he can't imagine what it is? ]

again: im flattered
any michael kaiser highlight reels that stick out in your mind

[sublimed]

( it's subliminal! )

You shouldn't be.
Rather, you should deeply consider how unskilled the rest of your team is.

Not particularly, no.
Your dramatic introduction to Isagi was amusing, though. What was it, again?
Ah, right.
#kaisagi ( teehee )

[outplayed]

[ maybe subliminal messaging doesn't work on the deranged? ]

i have no control over that
at this point, as long as theyre not an active detriment to me then they make me look good in comparison, so its fine

[ ness would probably love it if kaiser could defend his honor here... and if it were anybody else, maybe kaiser even would? but it feels weird to bring up another midfielder in front of sae itoshi, of all people, he'll pass on that one! ]

... ok
you want to turn me into a biter SO bad 😑

[sublimed]

( NOT sae's problem. )

At what point do people who contribute very little to your growth become an active detriment, I wonder?

( you should defend your own midfielder's honor! not that sae wouldn't pinpoint every single mistake or mediocre play ness has ever made, but still. )

Just don't bite him out on the field.
You'll definitely get carded. ( slaps knee )

[outplayed]

do you wonder or are you suggesting that youd like to give an opinion on the matter, actually?

[ and that's why he can't defend ness's honor, because sae will say things that kaiser hadn't even considered and make ness look even worse than if he hadn't tried. hmph... ]

i am NOT giving him the pleasure of that thank you very much
you on the other hand will be getting some difficult to explain bite marks if you bring it up again -_-

[sublimed]

I wonder.

( and he does, considering he's always been surrounded by players superior to him. sure, that gave him mental instability, depression and suicidal thoughts, but! it also spurred his growth!!! )

Oh? Scary.
In that case, maybe I'll make a tweet about it, too.