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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

??
Seriously?

( HE GOT THE TESTS JUST IN CASE????????????? FREAK )

[outplayed]

im so for real right now
go do it

[ yes??? he's a responsible boyfriend???? if he left it up to sae, then sae would be like 4 months pregnant before he did anything about the situation because he kept forgetting to????? ]

[sublimed]

Can you just go get me my kombucha

( GOD DAMN )

[outplayed]

i will but i wont give it to you if you dont show me the piss stick test results first

[ WELL IS THAT WRONG...? ]

[sublimed]

Fine
Whatever

( FREAK!!!!!!!! )

[outplayed]

okay im waiting

[ they invented airplane wifi for moments like this 💙 ]

[sublimed]

Ok
It says wait a few minutes so

( so like... 15 mins later................. )

There's two lines what does that mean

[outplayed]

[ AKASHIKO? ]

can you show me a picture, first of all

[sublimed]

( akashiko???

sure, he sends over a picture. and sure enough, there's two lines? )

??

[outplayed]

[ he's saving this one for posterity 💙 ]

its defective
but ill get you kombucha anyways since you pissed for me 💙

[ for the RECORD! he is NOT babytrapping sae! he'll tell sae after he can keep an eye on him in case this makes sae throw himself down the stairwell or something... ]

[sublimed]

Oh ok

( yay ❤️

even if that's so evil and manipulative of him ❤️ )

The salted one remember

[outplayed]

yeah i know
is that all you want
planes going to start landing btw

[ if he times the ubereats order just right, it should arrive at their apartment complex just as kaiser does... sniffles... ]

[sublimed]

Seven packs of blueberries

[outplayed]

may i ask why seven and not one

[sublimed]

No you may not

[outplayed]

then ill get you one pack but the big one 😑

[ excuse him?! kaiser knows he's going to be the one eating them in the end... ]

what else

[sublimed]

No
Get me seven or I'm not letting you in

( :( )

[outplayed]

??????????
ok fine. seven. will that make you happy

[sublimed]

Yes

( hehe )

Don't need anything else

[outplayed]

ok then youd better be happy when i show up or else you lied...

[ kaiser does not believe for a single moment that he's going to show up with a salted kombucha and 7 packs of blueberries and this will make sae happy. but god, he'll do it. ]

im deplaning now
hold on for like
45 minutes, i guess...?
i can call if youre lonely 🥺

[ also because kaiser simply likes to call sae— ]

[sublimed]

No

( sae knows kaiser likes to call him. which is precisely why he's not gonna pick up if he does!

punishment. )

[outplayed]

[ kaiser would love to know what he is being punished for right now. he has been such a good kitty as of late. ]

awww
i guess im the only lonely one

[ you know. since sae has company— ]

[sublimed]

True
I'm gonna tell this guy to leave before you come back

( :* )

[outplayed]

shut the fuck up -_- i dont believe you

[ HE'S CALLING x12 ANYWAYS!! PICK UP!! ]

[sublimed]

( IGNORE :) )