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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[rationalizer]

[ sounds like a kaiser problem to him! ]

You're asking the wrong person about that.

[ ^^^ man who has no life outside of kicking that ball, there is a black hole where his soul should be. ]

[outplayed]

if you have no suggestions that would improve my lifestyle then dont tell me to change what im doing because it only sounds like youre complaining

[ kaiser hates that this sounds like something noa himself would say. bring him a logical theory that beats his own aahhh bullshit... ]

this could be considered beneficial for my mental state

[rationalizer]

Being a menace and a terror in general or toward me specifically?

[ 😑 ]

[outplayed]

dont be so insecure, noa, i mean you specifically
i promise, its something special that i feel towards you

you walked right into that one

[ 😊 ]

[rationalizer]

Feel less for me.

[ stop trying to be cute!! he doesn't want it. ]

[outplayed]

i cant do that, what if it inadvertently makes me start wanting to crush you less too?
its like that so just accept it...

[rationalizer]

[ little monster... noa has to accept that he has simply owned himself by choosing kaiser as one of his would-be gen z rivals. he would rather kaiser be a terror than starry-eyed anyway. ]

How long are you going to make me wait on your grand ascension?
Imagine if someone beats you to the punch.

[outplayed]

wooow... so impatient for me...
dont worry, itll be worth the wait so can you be good and not rush me?




you need to stop walking into it

[ please. kaiser can't even get that much twisted joy out of this because it's too easy!! ]

[rationalizer]

Your elementary level crude jokes don't stir anything in me.

[ he has walked into many a joke of this kind over the year and he's heard better. ]

[outplayed]

then stop setting me up

[ has noa considered that it's all his own fault! and it always is!! ]

anyways, like i said, dont rush me, what are you pushing at my back for? isnt it IRRATIONAL to pick fights you arent prepared for yet?

[rationalizer]

[ oh yes, of course, how could he forget it's always his fault and never kaiser's, how silly of him. ]

By all means, take as much time as you need. I'm not going anywhere. Maybe we can have a scrimmage every now and then so I can assess your progress.

[ i.e. bully session. he wants to bully him. ]

[outplayed]

[ his masochistic ass is intrigued. ]

how often and when would these scrimmages hypothetically start
also yes, i will take all the time i need and no more so stop bothering me about it, im NOT dragging my feet...

[rationalizer]

[ the thing is he knows kaiser isn't slacking. he just needs to haze him every so often for mental enrichment purposes (keeping him insane and unhinged) ]

On season we would have to work around a tighter schedule. Once a month should be feasible.
Off season could be once a week - if you ask respectfully.

[outplayed]

oh, so not while here -_- but thats alright, i will take what i can get
can you give me a demonstration of what you mean by "ask respectfully"? for reference, so that i know how to do it properly

[rationalizer]

No.
Figure it out yourself. That's part of the challenge too.

[outplayed]

you want me to be nice to you that badly? that you feel you need to bribe it out of me?

[rationalizer]

Respect isn't about being nice, not with me at least. There's a hint.
You're the one who stands to benefit from this arrangement.

[outplayed]

before i make my attempt, i want to point out that a trade is something thats supposed to be mutually beneficial. that means you get value out of me treating you respectfully?

[rationalizer]

Only for this ask.
You can go back to being a menace immediately after.

[ he's offering up a lot of his time for kaiser's benefit! it's only fair to request a respectful ask in exchange. ]

[outplayed]

[ it's not that kaiser can't do this, but that he doesn't want to... that makes it even worse! even as a shameless opportunist, kaiser has to steel himself for this one... he's telling himself to be relieved that at least at least he doesn't have to do it in person. ]

then please
theres nobody else i can learn more from, and i would make the most of the opportunity

[ hang on, he needs to frow up. ]

[rationalizer]

Ok. It's a deal.
I'll throw in one free scrimmage while we're here at a time of your choosing too.

[ for a job well done 😌 ]

[outplayed]

[ okay, he's back, he managed to keep it down. ]

you liked it that much?

[rationalizer]

It was short and to the point, so yes.

[ he's also just mildly impressed kaiser was able to swallow his pride and do it, so he wants to throw the dog a bone. ]

[outplayed]

you liked that it was concise more than what i actually said? you really dont appreciate my verve and wit at all

[ "say less"? alright, then next time he is forced to say something nice/respectful/even remotely positive about noa, kaiser will keep that in mind. ]

[rationalizer]

I appreciated the admission that I'm the best person you could learn from.

[ this is because it is true. ]