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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

Weirdo.
"He doesn't understand anything" is true I guess.

[outplayed]

at least we can both not understand together
ive also never watched porn and you need to treat me like a baby

[sublimed]

You definitely watched porn and you're older than me.

[outplayed]

oh yeah? name one pornographic video that you think ive watched
and im still a baby in football years

[sublimed]

Dunno. Probably something boring when you were trying to figure out if you're a normal teenager.
And it doesn't matter.

[outplayed]

frankly speaking, the most offensive thing about this is the thought that i ever questioned if im a normal teenager
i know what i am

[sublimed]

Trash can watch porn, too.

[outplayed]

[ it's ****shit not trash! the nuance is important to kaiser's identity!!!!! 🥴 ]

thanks for giving me permission to watch porn i guess
any recommendations?

[sublimed]

( because sae is known to pay attention to personal nuances............... )

Ask Ryusei.

[outplayed]

who??

[ hang on, let him look this up. as if kaiser knows shidou's full name... ]

oh
no
id only talk to him if i felt like getting an std without even being touched

[sublimed]

He's likely to have good recommendations, though?

[outplayed]

i have a low opinion of his taste, judgment, sensibilities, and really i just dont think much of him at all. so even if thats true, i will never want to hear his opinion on anything

to reiterate: no.

[sublimed]

( damn... so hard to please. sae thinks he's funny sometimes? )

Don't you also think lowly of yourself?
Strangely picky for a piece of trash...

[outplayed]

i was born into this world a piece of shit that nobody wants. some humans make themselves useless piece of shits, thats even worse than me

[ strength: "i can look down upon all 'humans'" 😔 ]

i just really cant deal with that type

[sublimed]

Oh, so it's a difference between 'organic' and 'self-made'...

( it's all the same to him, but? sure... )

The key is to ignore them.

[outplayed]

organic is healthier so you should prefer it, no? thats why it costs so much

[ that is definitely why it costs so much. :) ]

i try but my patience has its limits and some of them dont understand social cues or take it as a challenge when i clearly want them to leave me alone
so how do you do it, sae
how do you maintain your impressive apathy under such circumstances

[sublimed]

Depends if it's worth the higher price.

( easy lay with shidou or something-like-sex with kaiser.......... )

Hmm...
I just really don't care.
None of these people are worth even a sliver of my attention. ( that's it......... )

[outplayed]

[ something that barely qualifies as sex... but is clearly a mutual act of grievous self-harm 😃 ]

i just dont think anybody can enable you into mutual self harm the way i can so keep that in mind

and i see. your utter apathy is as charming as ever, sae
i work hard for your attention, after all [ ......... kind of... ]

[sublimed]

Being extremely annoying doesn't equal hard work.

( yowling under his door until he gives in is NOT hard work!!!!!!!! )

[outplayed]

i think it does
i put in a lot of my time and effort to get what i want, isnt that literally hard work? if that isnt hard work then what is?

and thats on top of how hard i work in training to make sure its not embarrassing for you to be seen with me

[ j*de would never yell at him for not backtracking, believe. ]

[sublimed]

You put in effort into being annoying?

[outplayed]

[ that's what he read all those psych and philosophy texts for, it's a long-run investment. ]

id say its 30% effort 70% talent
and from MY perspective its effort into getting what i want, ok?

[sublimed]

Well, I guess you are talented at being obnoxiously unignorable.

[outplayed]

your acknowledgement pleases me a certain amount that doesnt truly bring me any meaningful satisfaction but feels good in the moment
i always knew you liked it when i cutely meow in front of your door

[ NOT what sae said! but whatever. ]

[sublimed]

Not what I said.
But you are also exceptionally good at putting words in my mouth.

( among other things... slaps knee )