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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

when you put it that way, i agree
youve ever a way with words, dont you

[sublimed]

I know you're making fun of me
but I don't care.
My way's still funnier.

[outplayed]

i wasnt [ he prommy... ]
i do think itd be funnier
specifically i imagined you saying that to your manager and i had a little chuckle over it, so

[sublimed]

Want me to record that for you, too?

[outplayed]

i mean at this point, you may as well record the entire interaction and let him know at the end its so i can laugh at him

[ then he will understand what sae sees in kaiser, you know? ]

[sublimed]

And you were telling /me/ to go easy on him.

( wow... giraud's gonna learn sae's baby daddy is a dick )

[outplayed]

[ or maybe he's going to learn that sae's baby daddy as a sense of humor and joie de vivre? ]

im so confident youve done him worse, saechen, that id be willing to bet he isnt even particularly upset by it

[sublimed]

( hm. )

Probably not.
He's just going to question my life choices even more than he already does.

[outplayed]

a question for you, then
would you be more or less offended if he didnt question your life choices afterwards?

[sublimed]

Probably more.

Knowing you and knowing life, soon enough Giraud's gonna be approving of this, anyway.
Don't charm him too much. ( -__- )

[outplayed]

[ "so you admit i'm charming"... kaiser doesn't want to die quite yet. ]

sorry i just cannot help my abundance of natural charisma

[ because that's so much better. ]

dont worry
im sure you will always be his favorite and thats why we will get along 😊

[ sae glazers (handshake emoji) ]

[sublimed]

( unfortunately. kind of. -_- )

You can talk up a guy as gullible as Giraud, yeah.
If you're nice to him once he's going to like you, it's just how it goes.

( sigh!!! )

I don't care if I'm his favorite
I just need him to do his job. ( but considering he's been sae's babysitter since forever... probably... )

[outplayed]

but i want you to be his favorite soooo
i have to act in my own self-interest

[ sae glazers!! (handshaking more aggressively) ]

[sublimed]

... ?

( literally why!!!! )

[outplayed]

did i phrase it wrong?

[ checking... ]

no i phrased it right
whats the problem

[sublimed]

Why would you care about that
when not even I care about it?

( HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND )

[outplayed]

probably the same reason normal people get emotionally invested in our matches even though they have nothing to do with all of that...?

[sublimed]

So are you emotionally invested in my relationship with my manager only or all of my relationships in general?

( HMMMMMMMMMM )

[outplayed]

?
only with people who could be future babysitters
dont worry sae i do not give a fuck about your relationships otherwise

[ do not make him seem like a jealous woman... if he cared about loyalty above all else he would simply marry ness at (googles the earliest you can get married in germany) probably right now assuming they're all 18... ]

[sublimed]

So you want to have a child but you don't care I might be marrying someone else?
Crazy priorities.

( idk... they ARE lesbians so i mean. )

[outplayed]

[ DON'T MAKE HIM LAUGH ]

lmao
you are not marrying other people

[ 1. marrying your brother is illegal everywhere so is not an option, and
2. who tf else is on the shortlist of candidates? nobody.

ergo, he has no competition and he thinks it would be embarrassing if sae even attempted to argue otherwise. ]

[sublimed]

( wow??? he's literally a hot commodity??? )

?
I get thousands of Valentine's day gifts every year?

( fish fear him women want him. also? marrying your brother is legal in MY blue lock? )

[outplayed]

and how many gift givers' names do you remember
how many gifts didnt end up in the trash or being given elsewhere?

[ oh ok in that case kaiser has ONE competition but lbr he's more marriageable. ]

[sublimed]

( he's probably never even seen most of them in person, because he just makes giraud throw all of them out. it's not like he has any use for chocolates? well, he lets giraud keep some, if he wants... which is very merciful of him, he thinks. )

...
"Satsuko."

( did he just say a random name?

yeah. )

[outplayed]

[ again: do not make him laugh... but it's kind of cute that sae is trying... ]

oh?
and how does miss satsuko sign her name?
what gift did she give you? did you like it?
what does she look like?
im scoping out my competition

[ that last statement is to preempt something to the effect of "and why do you care". ]