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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[ ok that's fair! as far as kaiser is concerned, you probably can't trust women anyway! ]

i find it so intriguing that you have such a high opinion of yourself yet you are so hung up on your baby bird
if you had less self esteem id understand it more, i guess?

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That's rude.
Fine, what do you wanna know?
You've asked me "why him tho" so many times already but I feel like you're itching to ask again just to see if you can make heads or tails of my answer this time.

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youre right about that
i have you under my microscope and i wont stop hitting the different magnifying options until i understand wtf i am looking at

have you ever owned a pet

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I don't like where this is going.

But yeah, I've owned many pets.
If a zoo counts, I've owned even more.

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and you took care of them yourself?

[unjilt]

Sure.
.........
Well.
Okay.
Not... For everything......

[ he took care of loving them but the rest was not his problem. ]

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then can you be sure that you arent mistaking a sense of fulfillment over taking care of something properly for [ he is NOT using the l word— ] something else.

[unjilt]

Something else?

[ say it (because he doesn't get it). ]

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[ UGHHHHHHHHHH.... ]

maybe its not a crush
maybe you just feel good about taking care of something

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........Do you think I'm his parent or something?

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no?? thats why i asked about pets
but maybe it does mean youd be a [ SHUDDERS ] good parent or something

[unjilt]

You think so?
It's not like I don't think about the future, but thinking about being a parent is a little...

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i thought i was good at twisting the narrative in my favor
but youre making me look like a damn amateur

why the hell not, tell me what are your future dreams then

[unjilt]

Shut up, I'm just a positive person.
How about you tell me yours instead?
And I'm talking personal goals, not professional ones.
None of this “I'll be dead by 30” bullshit, either.

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to get so well known for being the fucking best at something that my continued existence gives people with type a personalities depression over how theyll never have that

ok your turn

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No marriage or kids?

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you cannot possibly think itd be good for society for me to have kids.

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If anything, they'd be really attractive?

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why dont you have an extra kid on my behalf, then.

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Or maybe you should have a kid with me?

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youre leading me on again but: okay
just one?

[unjilt]

Obviously I'm kidding and I can't believe you're making me say it.

Yeah, just one.
You don't want kids, and the truth is I don't, either.
I'd just spoil that kid rotten and give it everything it wants.

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oh, well, agreed.
if i had a kid id never tell it no or that it did wrong or that it cant do whatever it wants

[ this would be so much more heartwarming if he could use something other than 'it'? but. ]

probably for the best then that both of us refrain

[unjilt]

[ reo uses “it” too, so it's fine. ]

Yeah.
The truth is I don't want kids.
I don't want to give my parents the satisfaction.

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already pressuring you to pump out an heir eventually, hm?
they probably shouldve had more kids themselves if they were so worried about it

or are they worried about like
a succession sort of situation lmfao