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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

mm
never mind then i cant explain it

[ thankfully, sae thinks he's stoopid so he shouldn't question this. :) ]

genuinely embarrassing to invite the recordholders for 4 leagues and then barcha ngl
this was the expected outcome but its still cringe

also do not deny it a second time i think ive changed you -_-

[sublimed]

No, I want to hear it.
Use your words, Mika, I know you can do it.

( they just established he's a yapper, so? )

Everyone else probably said no. Still, it is embarrassing as hell.

... hah? Where'd that come from?

[outplayed]

surely yapping doesnt imply explaining?
i think i need more motivation to try

[ also he wants sae to bait him nicely with nickname usage a little more while he thinks about how to say this in a way that isn't insanely soppy. ]

two all caps LMAOs in one conversation?
whens the last time you did THAT?

[sublimed]

Yapping is yapping.
You can talk your way out of anything, so why can't you explain?

( hmm. idk! )

Not all change is positive.
Getting me to say "LMAO" doesn't mean I'll commit. ( :/ )

[outplayed]

i just feel like youre going to say the explanation makes no sense so i cant find the motivation to try -_-

[ throw him a bone... pleading... ]

commit to what? being somebody who LMAOs?
also i never claimed i changed you in a good way
just that ive done it at all
i dont mind making you worse, actually

[sublimed]

?
What, you want me to reassure you about your yapping?

( WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO!!!! )

Yeah, to being someone who LMAOs.
I don't think it's possible to make me worse, though, so you're probably safe on that front.

[outplayed]

hmm... would you? then yes

[ tell him you love to hear his yapping! ]

oh come on now
youre not even close to being that bad, sae itoshi
like sure youre mean and condescending but nobody can say its not deserved and you arent a jackass completely unprovoked, disgustingly greedy, or an actual hazard to the people around you

[sublimed]

Fuck no.

( nice try tho. )

What, are you really complimenting my personality right now?
Sure, I'm not the shittiest guy in the world, but let's not kid ourselves.

( he is. a dick. sometimes completely unprovoked. a lot of times??? )

[outplayed]

damn
it was worth a try though
but fine im not saying then 😑

[ hmph, take that. ]

if you think me saying "youre not the worst, you could be like, a literal fucking criminal or a scummy capitalist ceo or something" is a compliment then yeah. im complimenting you
anyway
you didnt deny it

[ ok well he's never a dick completely unprovoked to kaiser. kaiser always deserves it. ]

[sublimed]

You're such a baby.

( HMPH! )

Nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.( omg... a joke!!!!!!! )
Deny the change?
I don't know if giving me new texting habits counts as one, but if it does, sure, you might've changed me a little.
Proud of yourself?

( true! )

[outplayed]

is that why you spoil me sometimes

[ pleading/smirking emoji mashup ]

and of fucking course im proud of myself
how many people can possibly say that about sae itoshi, hm? im in a privileged class now

[sublimed]

Yeah.
Why wouldn't I spoil my baby?

( LMFAOOOOOOOOOO )

I would say just having my number makes you privileged, so.
Besides, I might've changed all on my own.
How do you know it's your influence in particular?

[outplayed]

woooooow youre the best, mother

[ they NEED to not do this. ]

alright lets hear your counter explanation, then
what else in your life could have compelled you to throw out a LMAO more often?

[sublimed]

?
Things are becoming funnier.

( SOCCER CIRCUS IS EVOLVING )

[outplayed]

[ *puts on the glasses (icon) for this intellectual counter* ]

in that case youd be going LMAO more in your conversations in general
not just with me
is that whats happening?

[sublimed]

( hm. )

I've said it to other people.
Don't be jealous, kitten.

[outplayed]

too bad i dont have a new father too
i cant go crying to daddy asking him why mommy lies to me

meow

[sublimed]

Why the hell would I lie about this?

( he said it to rin! once. :/ )

[outplayed]

so you dont have to admit to yourself that im right after you denied it three times?
and if not to yourself, then to me, because you think im going to be unbearable about it if you say its true

[sublimed]

As always, you vastly overestimate how much I give a shit about this.

( he is ABOVE it -_- )

[outplayed]

im not overestimating how much YOU give a shit
i just genuinely want you to say it so much that im pestering you
duh

[sublimed]

Fine.
"You changed my texting mannerisms slightly."
Happy?

[outplayed]

[ why is kaiser getting so good at wheedling things out of sae? is he preying off of whatever human weakness it is that makes cat people go bonkers over a common haughty housecat? disgusting. ]

i think i generally make your life more amusing (POSITIVE)
but ill take that yes it does make me happy

[sublimed]

( don't worry it's the toxoplasmosis

also?? sae just says things so kaiser gets out of his ass?????? smh. )

Well, you are a part of a circus troupe now, so I guess it's true.
I can't complain about the entertainment your bewildered expressions provide on TV.

[outplayed]

[ that's going to be a problem when sae gets knocked up :( ]

you would also be fucking bewildered if you realized your own team is inting against you and your "coach" has lost his "mind" and decided this is "rational"

[ NEL arc from the perspective of kaiser would be a psychological horror where everything he's ever known is completely upended? also sae trying to get under kaiser's skin is to him, more proof that he was right all along? so. ]

you watch me that much? im flattered