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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

?
Are you my mom

( let him liiiiveeeee )

[outplayed]

i could never be as beautiful as your mother, sae itoshi, but im flattered you think im comparable

now answer my questions

[sublimed]

Your questions are annoying so I don't want to.

[outplayed]

[ he is literally asking so he can get sae whatever he wants on his way back in?? okay... ]

do you want me to just hurry back and keep your bed warm again, my darling
is that what you really want

[sublimed]

( ohhh. if he makes a long list of demands then maybe kaiser will be late... )

Okay get me the kombucha from that one mall
The one I went with Luna to

[outplayed]

[ can sae keep in mind that kaiser (cultist in cult of the lamb) will absolutely murder others if he gets jealous? not the real kaiser. the kaiser who is a cute animal in cult of the lamb! ]

no
in fact im going to post on instagram about how i had the most rancid kombucha from that place and i think i saw a rat

[sublimed]

( HMMMMMMMMMMM... )

?
Back then you'd say you'll get it for me... ( :( )

[outplayed]

did i say that?

[ UGH... well, kaiser is no liar... he is so many other terrible things that he can't afford to also LIE!! (ignoring all the times he has lied to sae, they don't count because sae still doesn't know) ]

theyre probably closed by now, no?
ill get you some tomorrow morning...

:(

[sublimed]

:(

( :( )

[outplayed]

???
are you pregnant? are these cravings

[sublimed]

Maybe I am.
You've been coming inside regularly, so who knows?

[outplayed]

can you piss on one of the pee sticks and check, then
i put some in your bathroom just in case
in the mirror cabinet by your flossers

ill get you whatever you want if youre pregnant

[sublimed]

??
Seriously?

( HE GOT THE TESTS JUST IN CASE????????????? FREAK )

[outplayed]

im so for real right now
go do it

[ yes??? he's a responsible boyfriend???? if he left it up to sae, then sae would be like 4 months pregnant before he did anything about the situation because he kept forgetting to????? ]

[sublimed]

Can you just go get me my kombucha

( GOD DAMN )

[outplayed]

i will but i wont give it to you if you dont show me the piss stick test results first

[ WELL IS THAT WRONG...? ]

[sublimed]

Fine
Whatever

( FREAK!!!!!!!! )

[outplayed]

okay im waiting

[ they invented airplane wifi for moments like this 💙 ]

[sublimed]

Ok
It says wait a few minutes so

( so like... 15 mins later................. )

There's two lines what does that mean

[outplayed]

[ AKASHIKO? ]

can you show me a picture, first of all

[sublimed]

( akashiko???

sure, he sends over a picture. and sure enough, there's two lines? )

??

[outplayed]

[ he's saving this one for posterity 💙 ]

its defective
but ill get you kombucha anyways since you pissed for me 💙

[ for the RECORD! he is NOT babytrapping sae! he'll tell sae after he can keep an eye on him in case this makes sae throw himself down the stairwell or something... ]

[sublimed]

Oh ok

( yay ❤️

even if that's so evil and manipulative of him ❤️ )

The salted one remember

[outplayed]

yeah i know
is that all you want
planes going to start landing btw

[ if he times the ubereats order just right, it should arrive at their apartment complex just as kaiser does... sniffles... ]

[sublimed]

Seven packs of blueberries