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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

?
if you promise me thats actually what you do, to his face, then sure i will let this go

what if i swear ill only message once every two weeks at most

[sublimed]

You think I wouldn't say it?

( you underestimate how blunt he can be — )

I'll consider it.
It still sounds annoying.

[outplayed]

ok then record it and show me later
dont forget this is one of the few babysitters we can count on for our future child so try and go easy on him [ this shit again? this shit always...... ]

[sublimed]

Sure.

Hmm... I don't think he'll say no even if I don't go easy on him, so there's no need to worry. I've been signing his paychecks for years now.

( why is he even playing along still — )

[outplayed]

[ for akashiko's sake? because kaiser knew he loves her all along?? ]

huh? thats kind of sweet, actually
all the more reason you should give me his number, its a long term investment?

[sublimed]

( yeah no. babysitting duty's important because that means he doesn't have to hang out with that fuckass kid???? )

Dunno if sweet's the word, but sure.

Anyway, that's even more of a reason not to do it.
When you say "long term" I start getting scared. ( allergies... )

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[ stop... he knows sae loves her deep deep deep DEEP DEEEEEEP down. ]

"long" is relative
we could both be dead in a decade and the probability of that is pretty high

so dwbi babygirl live fast die young give me his number etc.

[sublimed]

( i just don't think so????? )

A year seems long to me, in all honesty.

But... ughhhhh.
I'll think about it.
Well, first off, I guess I'll warn him a strange German guy will be messaging him sometimes.

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?
you can use my name im sure he will figure it out

[ YAAAYYYYY kaiser bothers sae til he gives in yet again! ]

[sublimed]

It's funnier my way.

( -_- )

[outplayed]

when you put it that way, i agree
youve ever a way with words, dont you

[sublimed]

I know you're making fun of me
but I don't care.
My way's still funnier.

[outplayed]

i wasnt [ he prommy... ]
i do think itd be funnier
specifically i imagined you saying that to your manager and i had a little chuckle over it, so

[sublimed]

Want me to record that for you, too?

[outplayed]

i mean at this point, you may as well record the entire interaction and let him know at the end its so i can laugh at him

[ then he will understand what sae sees in kaiser, you know? ]

[sublimed]

And you were telling /me/ to go easy on him.

( wow... giraud's gonna learn sae's baby daddy is a dick )

[outplayed]

[ or maybe he's going to learn that sae's baby daddy as a sense of humor and joie de vivre? ]

im so confident youve done him worse, saechen, that id be willing to bet he isnt even particularly upset by it

[sublimed]

( hm. )

Probably not.
He's just going to question my life choices even more than he already does.

[outplayed]

a question for you, then
would you be more or less offended if he didnt question your life choices afterwards?

[sublimed]

Probably more.

Knowing you and knowing life, soon enough Giraud's gonna be approving of this, anyway.
Don't charm him too much. ( -__- )

[outplayed]

[ "so you admit i'm charming"... kaiser doesn't want to die quite yet. ]

sorry i just cannot help my abundance of natural charisma

[ because that's so much better. ]

dont worry
im sure you will always be his favorite and thats why we will get along 😊

[ sae glazers (handshake emoji) ]

[sublimed]

( unfortunately. kind of. -_- )

You can talk up a guy as gullible as Giraud, yeah.
If you're nice to him once he's going to like you, it's just how it goes.

( sigh!!! )

I don't care if I'm his favorite
I just need him to do his job. ( but considering he's been sae's babysitter since forever... probably... )

[outplayed]

but i want you to be his favorite soooo
i have to act in my own self-interest

[ sae glazers!! (handshaking more aggressively) ]

[sublimed]

... ?

( literally why!!!! )

[outplayed]

did i phrase it wrong?

[ checking... ]

no i phrased it right
whats the problem