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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[ stop, let him cope. he deserves it. :( ]

then the video should be funny since its not like we played any of them

[ kaiser DEMANDS rationality out of amusement! ]

so how would you rank everything ive shown you in how amusing you found them thus far

[sublimed]

The first one was the funniest.

( then he got a little distracted by Neuer and it all went downhill... )

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well stop getting distracted by manu. thats my thing

[ kaiser knows. ]

https://v.redd.it/xc584snjahse1

[sublimed]

Coaches are clowns, so this is nothing new...

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you dont think its funny how players leave the pitch but the diving never leaves the player? hm

[ kaiser doesn't do that shit fyi!! when he falls, it's because he's breaking down in every conceivable way. ]

fine, then whats funnier
the italian circus or the og: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1zjjf5EN1g

[sublimed]

That's also depressing.

( so no! )

Is this still meant to make me laugh? These are just silly.
If you need theatrics and mindgames to win, you're probably shit. ( party pooper supreme... )

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everybody was comparing the italian clown show to this corner, i just wanted to know which one is better in your opinion
i agree this ones not nearly as funny, personally

youre so hard to please
you wont even crack a smile if i show you the zidane headbutt, will you

[sublimed]

The other's funnier because it was pure chance and dependent on a random guy from the stands.
Not impressive but amusing.

I've seen that plenty of times, so no.

( he is impossible to please but kaiser knows that? and he enjoys it. i know he does!!! )

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[ true‼️ ]

hm. maybe we should just be miserable, then
do you want to self harm together later

[sublimed]

In what way?

( they have so many... )

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probably shouldnt do anything too physically crazy at this point in the season, as tempting as it is
how about 90 minutes of doomscrolling followed up by something that barely qualifies as sex

[sublimed]

( "something that barely qualifies as sex" = all of their so-called sexual encounters so far )

I guess. Another El Classico soon.

( alas... )

I've been doomscrolling half of the day, anyway, but sure.

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dont remind me.

[ he doesn't want to play washed lewandowski noa again. it hurts him on so many levels. ]

doomscrolling without me?? wow
so what shit are they saying on social media right now

[sublimed]

The usual.
Mostly coach complaints.

( no comment on that in case someone seizes his phone — )

We can check again together.

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say no more.

[ kaiser understands. one wrong move and they'll get in trouble for accidentally breaking the line when rma boycotts the b'do again or whatever. ]

do you follow any of your own fans, sae

[sublimed]

No.
I don't want to see them.

( this sounds mean, but he just means it like... he doesn't need to see pointless glazing when he knows full-well what he did and didn't do wrong? )

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thats too bad. even putting aside what they say about you, some of the sae itoshi girlies have some mean (positive, amusing) comments to make about others, which i enjoy
like fan like idol, i guess

[ kaiser reading e****** posting about c*************: you're so right girl. you're smart as hell. ]

[sublimed]

Like what?

( or can you not say here — )

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[ i forgot this is a safe space. but anyways he's just posting this but you have to pretend she said this about michael kaiser. ]

this one is funny too
https://x.com/wusialalover69/status/1904190388434338182

[sublimed]

That's your fan, not mine.

( why's kaiser showing him weird kaisergirlie posts!!!!!! )

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thats YOUR fan
im just the convenient medium she uses to have delusions about her favorite football player being gay and getting fucked by other players
which in this case is true but that doesnt matter
do you understand

[sublimed]

If it's my fan why are all of these about you

( -_------------------- )

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because i save the ones about me. i like the way they objectify me

[sublimed]

Weirdo.
"He doesn't understand anything" is true I guess.

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at least we can both not understand together
ive also never watched porn and you need to treat me like a baby