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I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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mhm
i hope im getting priority on fulfilling your deviant wants

[ making this extra gay by just... sending sae an invitation to share his google calendar. now sae will never need to wonder when kaiser is free to engage in freak shit with ever again, he actually does seem to be very good about maintaining it... ]

next friday if everything gets delivered by then?

[sublimed]

Unfortunately.

( that's fucking CRAZY but okay, fine, sure, he'll just accept and have an insight into all of kaiser's activities from now on, why not??? )

Mmm... let me ask Giraud if I've got nothing planned.

( that's his google calendar. )

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[ well. look. he does keep it in german so sae would have to put in effort to be really intrusive, but also kaiser wouldn't care if he were, so. ]

you should just give me his number
itll be easier

[ share your google calendar back. ]

[sublimed]

( google translate exists!!!!! )

Hell no.

( two people who give a fuck about his wellbeing? talking to each other???? he just doesn't think so. )

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[ that is an extra step of effort that he assumes sae does not give enough of a shit about to go through. ]

whaaat
are you scared hell like me more than you and consider changing employers

[sublimed]

( he's right. but still. )

No
It just seems like an annoying combination.

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but then you wont have to do all your own scheduling?

[sublimed]

You'd rob me of the opportunity to watch Giraud's face pale when I tell him to "put Kaiser in for freaky sex next Friday, and make sure Saturday's free, because I'll probably be out of commission"?

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?
if you promise me thats actually what you do, to his face, then sure i will let this go

what if i swear ill only message once every two weeks at most

[sublimed]

You think I wouldn't say it?

( you underestimate how blunt he can be — )

I'll consider it.
It still sounds annoying.

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ok then record it and show me later
dont forget this is one of the few babysitters we can count on for our future child so try and go easy on him [ this shit again? this shit always...... ]

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Sure.

Hmm... I don't think he'll say no even if I don't go easy on him, so there's no need to worry. I've been signing his paychecks for years now.

( why is he even playing along still — )

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[ for akashiko's sake? because kaiser knew he loves her all along?? ]

huh? thats kind of sweet, actually
all the more reason you should give me his number, its a long term investment?

[sublimed]

( yeah no. babysitting duty's important because that means he doesn't have to hang out with that fuckass kid???? )

Dunno if sweet's the word, but sure.

Anyway, that's even more of a reason not to do it.
When you say "long term" I start getting scared. ( allergies... )

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[ stop... he knows sae loves her deep deep deep DEEP DEEEEEEP down. ]

"long" is relative
we could both be dead in a decade and the probability of that is pretty high

so dwbi babygirl live fast die young give me his number etc.

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( i just don't think so????? )

A year seems long to me, in all honesty.

But... ughhhhh.
I'll think about it.
Well, first off, I guess I'll warn him a strange German guy will be messaging him sometimes.

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?
you can use my name im sure he will figure it out

[ YAAAYYYYY kaiser bothers sae til he gives in yet again! ]

[sublimed]

It's funnier my way.

( -_- )

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when you put it that way, i agree
youve ever a way with words, dont you

[sublimed]

I know you're making fun of me
but I don't care.
My way's still funnier.

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i wasnt [ he prommy... ]
i do think itd be funnier
specifically i imagined you saying that to your manager and i had a little chuckle over it, so

[sublimed]

Want me to record that for you, too?

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i mean at this point, you may as well record the entire interaction and let him know at the end its so i can laugh at him

[ then he will understand what sae sees in kaiser, you know? ]

[sublimed]

And you were telling /me/ to go easy on him.

( wow... giraud's gonna learn sae's baby daddy is a dick )

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[ or maybe he's going to learn that sae's baby daddy as a sense of humor and joie de vivre? ]

im so confident youve done him worse, saechen, that id be willing to bet he isnt even particularly upset by it