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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

( well maybe kaiser should be an incestuous object of obsession then damn... )

Don't show me Neuer then, show me something funny?

[outplayed]

[ that was never under kaiser's control, he was born under the star of being a male clone of his mother and his father being a typical Male about his woman... ]

fiiiine
https://v.redd.it/xqkwmvlps0a31

[ arguably, that's just the same thing but with a different gk, but whatever. ]

[sublimed]

( me laughing at the comments like "these polish boys really don't fuck around" )

Brave of him to run out so far, I think.

[outplayed]

when youre a true tank of a gk then these little things dont bother you, i assume
the risks he takes are calculated and he lets himself have a cigarette every time they pay off

[sublimed]

Your new gk crush, I assume?

( cTFU )

[outplayed]

i havent decided yet... do you think i should stick with my type (old man) or go for a young gk this time?

[ sorry manu. you're last year's crush now. also, the promised fistfight: ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ESW5sBbKfY

[sublimed]

Up to you.
It's not going anywhere either way, so the world's your oyster.

( he's so nice! )

Fighting with the fans is kind of crazy...

[outplayed]

dont be mean -_- thats not the point
my aspirational gk crushes arent meant to be fulfilled, theyre just another coping mechanism of mine -_-

[ first of all, kaiser so rarely wants attainable things, ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW49_KNabRw

[sublimed]

( just realized kaiser truly is a Man bc he doesn't want the pick-me tradwife, he wants the blue-haired theythem he can break......... )

?
Coping with what? And how does that help?

( NOT THE OWN GOALS )

... now that's just depressing.

[outplayed]

[ unfortunately, he hasn't realized that he IS the blue-haired theythem who is going to be broken. ]

coping with my lack of any steady male guiding figure in my life, which is why i subconsciously idealize the concept of a strong, tall man who always has my back and defends me and my interests with all he has in him

[ kaiser is Too self-aware. ]

what, you dont think theyre funny?

[sublimed]

( true! )

Oh.

( even he was weirded tf out < - or he would be if he cared )

They're funny when they happen to my opponents, I guess.

[outplayed]

[ stop, let him cope. he deserves it. :( ]

then the video should be funny since its not like we played any of them

[ kaiser DEMANDS rationality out of amusement! ]

so how would you rank everything ive shown you in how amusing you found them thus far

[sublimed]

The first one was the funniest.

( then he got a little distracted by Neuer and it all went downhill... )

[outplayed]

well stop getting distracted by manu. thats my thing

[ kaiser knows. ]

https://v.redd.it/xc584snjahse1

[sublimed]

Coaches are clowns, so this is nothing new...

[outplayed]

you dont think its funny how players leave the pitch but the diving never leaves the player? hm

[ kaiser doesn't do that shit fyi!! when he falls, it's because he's breaking down in every conceivable way. ]

fine, then whats funnier
the italian circus or the og: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1zjjf5EN1g

[sublimed]

That's also depressing.

( so no! )

Is this still meant to make me laugh? These are just silly.
If you need theatrics and mindgames to win, you're probably shit. ( party pooper supreme... )

[outplayed]

everybody was comparing the italian clown show to this corner, i just wanted to know which one is better in your opinion
i agree this ones not nearly as funny, personally

youre so hard to please
you wont even crack a smile if i show you the zidane headbutt, will you

[sublimed]

The other's funnier because it was pure chance and dependent on a random guy from the stands.
Not impressive but amusing.

I've seen that plenty of times, so no.

( he is impossible to please but kaiser knows that? and he enjoys it. i know he does!!! )

[outplayed]

[ true‼️ ]

hm. maybe we should just be miserable, then
do you want to self harm together later

[sublimed]

In what way?

( they have so many... )

[outplayed]

probably shouldnt do anything too physically crazy at this point in the season, as tempting as it is
how about 90 minutes of doomscrolling followed up by something that barely qualifies as sex

[sublimed]

( "something that barely qualifies as sex" = all of their so-called sexual encounters so far )

I guess. Another El Classico soon.

( alas... )

I've been doomscrolling half of the day, anyway, but sure.

[outplayed]

dont remind me.

[ he doesn't want to play washed lewandowski noa again. it hurts him on so many levels. ]

doomscrolling without me?? wow
so what shit are they saying on social media right now

[sublimed]

The usual.
Mostly coach complaints.

( no comment on that in case someone seizes his phone — )

We can check again together.