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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[outplayed]

[ he wants to point out that technically no, it doesn't require as much finesse? but there's also a lot of possibilities for things to suddenly and drastically go wrong. but sae's point from before is keeping his metaphorical mouth shut... ]

can you?
promise you can and i wont say anything else on the matter

[ he's taller and more built, so he feels like that's just objectively not true... but maybe he just wants sae to say it anyway. like, sorry to be gay, but he'll believe it if sae promises... ]

[sublimed]

I can.
You trust me, don't you?

( one jab to the throat and everything's solved, even if kaiser's bigger in every way??

we're just NOT going to touch upon the subject of possibly not being able to also turning him on because that's weird? also the conversation got really gay so we're also ignoring that? so much to ignore so little time. )

[outplayed]

[ UUUGHHHHH ooouuughhh uhmmmmm... well... ]

unfortunately yes, it seems i do trust you

[ UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH...... that "unfortunately" is going to have to do a LOT of heavy lifting. that "unfortunately" is like the ness and kaiser amidst the rest of BM (the rest of the sentence) right now trying their god damn best but are absolutely doomed by the narrative... ]

[sublimed]

Terrible decision.

( only half-joking about this —

but, really. more than gay, he feels kind of bad for kaiser? he's always heard that he's not trustworthy, and rin likes to point out that nothing he says means anything, so look.

anyway, to make it worse: )

... I trust you, too.
That's why I ask you for all of this. ( sigh. )

[outplayed]

[ ok but (1) rin is a biased reporter and (2) somehow they are on the same bullshit wavelength so they can have entire conversations where they say many things that don't mean anything yet somehow both of them got something out of it anyway. so. ]

wow
absolutely tragic for both of us, i think
well now im feeling a touch more motivated than before

far be it from me to let the one and only sae itoshi down, you know?

[sublimed]

( true. maybe it's fine to trust someone who actually Gets You. scary? but? )

Hmm, lucky me.
Going to work hard to please me?

[outplayed]

dont i always?

[ he doesn't always... the majority of the time, sure. but, you know, for the sake of their (his) awful flirting. ]

seems our docket for intriguing sexual acts has filled up nicely, hasnt it
and you said you havent had the time to think about it recently

[sublimed]

Well, you made me think about it, so now I'm thinking about it.
If I come up with anything else anytime soon, I'll let you know.

( ... more importantly: )

When can I see you?

[outplayed]

mhm
i hope im getting priority on fulfilling your deviant wants

[ making this extra gay by just... sending sae an invitation to share his google calendar. now sae will never need to wonder when kaiser is free to engage in freak shit with ever again, he actually does seem to be very good about maintaining it... ]

next friday if everything gets delivered by then?

[sublimed]

Unfortunately.

( that's fucking CRAZY but okay, fine, sure, he'll just accept and have an insight into all of kaiser's activities from now on, why not??? )

Mmm... let me ask Giraud if I've got nothing planned.

( that's his google calendar. )

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[ well. look. he does keep it in german so sae would have to put in effort to be really intrusive, but also kaiser wouldn't care if he were, so. ]

you should just give me his number
itll be easier

[ share your google calendar back. ]

[sublimed]

( google translate exists!!!!! )

Hell no.

( two people who give a fuck about his wellbeing? talking to each other???? he just doesn't think so. )

[outplayed]

[ that is an extra step of effort that he assumes sae does not give enough of a shit about to go through. ]

whaaat
are you scared hell like me more than you and consider changing employers

[sublimed]

( he's right. but still. )

No
It just seems like an annoying combination.

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but then you wont have to do all your own scheduling?

[sublimed]

You'd rob me of the opportunity to watch Giraud's face pale when I tell him to "put Kaiser in for freaky sex next Friday, and make sure Saturday's free, because I'll probably be out of commission"?

[outplayed]

?
if you promise me thats actually what you do, to his face, then sure i will let this go

what if i swear ill only message once every two weeks at most

[sublimed]

You think I wouldn't say it?

( you underestimate how blunt he can be — )

I'll consider it.
It still sounds annoying.

[outplayed]

ok then record it and show me later
dont forget this is one of the few babysitters we can count on for our future child so try and go easy on him [ this shit again? this shit always...... ]

[sublimed]

Sure.

Hmm... I don't think he'll say no even if I don't go easy on him, so there's no need to worry. I've been signing his paychecks for years now.

( why is he even playing along still — )

[outplayed]

[ for akashiko's sake? because kaiser knew he loves her all along?? ]

huh? thats kind of sweet, actually
all the more reason you should give me his number, its a long term investment?

[sublimed]

( yeah no. babysitting duty's important because that means he doesn't have to hang out with that fuckass kid???? )

Dunno if sweet's the word, but sure.

Anyway, that's even more of a reason not to do it.
When you say "long term" I start getting scared. ( allergies... )

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[ stop... he knows sae loves her deep deep deep DEEP DEEEEEEP down. ]

"long" is relative
we could both be dead in a decade and the probability of that is pretty high

so dwbi babygirl live fast die young give me his number etc.

[sublimed]

( i just don't think so????? )

A year seems long to me, in all honesty.

But... ughhhhh.
I'll think about it.
Well, first off, I guess I'll warn him a strange German guy will be messaging him sometimes.

[outplayed]

?
you can use my name im sure he will figure it out

[ YAAAYYYYY kaiser bothers sae til he gives in yet again! ]