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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

( CTFU )

It's not nice to laugh at old men.

[outplayed]

what, because we are a pair of nice boys who would never laugh at old men?

[sublimed]

Exactly.
You're a polite German boy, no?

[outplayed]

fine, then you can laugh and i will stay stoically silent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1iJbb6Lg7I

[sublimed]

That seems almost backwards...

( since. it's usually kaiser cheesing and sae being like -_-... but anyway — )

They got kinda too close there.

( THE FUCKING DEATH ARM CROSS IS KILLING MEEE )

[outplayed]

its good to try new things on occasion
also i wish your brother would do that to me

[ unfortunately, it probably wouldn't send kaiser off on a stretcher. ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9XYzG2nyYk

[sublimed]

?
He does it to me all the time.

( but he's stinky and drooly so sae's not sure what's so fun about it??? but ok freak

also plz don't show him younger neuer he's gonna get wet )

Hmm... ( distracted. what was the clip about again )

[outplayed]

stop bragging... -_-

[ then give that torture to HIM! kaiser WANTS IT! ]

stop, youre supposed to laugh, not get horny
i have different clips for being horny over neuer

[sublimed]

( well maybe kaiser should be an incestuous object of obsession then damn... )

Don't show me Neuer then, show me something funny?

[outplayed]

[ that was never under kaiser's control, he was born under the star of being a male clone of his mother and his father being a typical Male about his woman... ]

fiiiine
https://v.redd.it/xqkwmvlps0a31

[ arguably, that's just the same thing but with a different gk, but whatever. ]

[sublimed]

( me laughing at the comments like "these polish boys really don't fuck around" )

Brave of him to run out so far, I think.

[outplayed]

when youre a true tank of a gk then these little things dont bother you, i assume
the risks he takes are calculated and he lets himself have a cigarette every time they pay off

[sublimed]

Your new gk crush, I assume?

( cTFU )

[outplayed]

i havent decided yet... do you think i should stick with my type (old man) or go for a young gk this time?

[ sorry manu. you're last year's crush now. also, the promised fistfight: ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ESW5sBbKfY

[sublimed]

Up to you.
It's not going anywhere either way, so the world's your oyster.

( he's so nice! )

Fighting with the fans is kind of crazy...

[outplayed]

dont be mean -_- thats not the point
my aspirational gk crushes arent meant to be fulfilled, theyre just another coping mechanism of mine -_-

[ first of all, kaiser so rarely wants attainable things, ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW49_KNabRw

[sublimed]

( just realized kaiser truly is a Man bc he doesn't want the pick-me tradwife, he wants the blue-haired theythem he can break......... )

?
Coping with what? And how does that help?

( NOT THE OWN GOALS )

... now that's just depressing.

[outplayed]

[ unfortunately, he hasn't realized that he IS the blue-haired theythem who is going to be broken. ]

coping with my lack of any steady male guiding figure in my life, which is why i subconsciously idealize the concept of a strong, tall man who always has my back and defends me and my interests with all he has in him

[ kaiser is Too self-aware. ]

what, you dont think theyre funny?

[sublimed]

( true! )

Oh.

( even he was weirded tf out < - or he would be if he cared )

They're funny when they happen to my opponents, I guess.

[outplayed]

[ stop, let him cope. he deserves it. :( ]

then the video should be funny since its not like we played any of them

[ kaiser DEMANDS rationality out of amusement! ]

so how would you rank everything ive shown you in how amusing you found them thus far

[sublimed]

The first one was the funniest.

( then he got a little distracted by Neuer and it all went downhill... )

[outplayed]

well stop getting distracted by manu. thats my thing

[ kaiser knows. ]

https://v.redd.it/xc584snjahse1

[sublimed]

Coaches are clowns, so this is nothing new...

[outplayed]

you dont think its funny how players leave the pitch but the diving never leaves the player? hm

[ kaiser doesn't do that shit fyi!! when he falls, it's because he's breaking down in every conceivable way. ]

fine, then whats funnier
the italian circus or the og: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1zjjf5EN1g

[sublimed]

That's also depressing.

( so no! )

Is this still meant to make me laugh? These are just silly.
If you need theatrics and mindgames to win, you're probably shit. ( party pooper supreme... )