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[outplayed]

I came here to meet you!       ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.

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[sublimed]

( SNIFFLIN )

I guess?
If it's big enough, you'll still feel it, right?
Plus, you'll be moving around, so...

... never tried it. ( OUGHH )

[outplayed]

mhm
and does the thought intrigue at all

[sublimed]

Considering how much we've already done
I'd say it's not that far-fetched.
Sure, I'll try anything. ( it's a safe space etc etc )

[outplayed]

anything? really? [ HE IS BEING GIVEN TOO MUCH POWER... ]
alright im not committing to this yet but ill keep it in mind

i need to think about how many new doors i plan to let you open for me, you know?

[sublimed]

... well, most anything, I guess.

( can anything be feasibly worse than what they already did... the answer is yes, but. look.

barely. )

Let's do this first then decide on how to proceed.
Get you used to having something up your ass around me

( SLAPS KNEE )

[outplayed]

[ yeah... if anything, they're moving towards being more normal, given where they started at...... ]

metaphorically ive already been there for ages, thanks
so
any intriguing but damaging sexual things thatve been on YOUR mind late, saechen?

[sublimed]

( kaisae missionary with lights off era❓❗️ )

Haven't had much time to think of possible self-destructive sex acts lately
But I guess we can always come up with something new.

Have you considered punching me yet? ( backhands are cool and all but we can do better etc etc )

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[ did he not say it from the start?! with the right wife, missionary forever could be bliss. ]

im gonna be real with you
i feel like that might cross a line that i cant walk back over, you know what i mean?

ill do it for your birthday after looking at your health insurance plan in detail, how about that

[sublimed]

( i still have trouble believing it but ok!! )

Can't walk back over because of responsibility or developing new deviations?

... hah. You think my insurance plan is in any way lacking?
I'm a world-famous player; you don't have to worry about that.

( come on!!! he gets worse injuries out on the field. )

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both
although the latter is more worrisome im ngl

[ wrong, he would actually feel way worse if he did permanent damage to sae, but... you know...... ]

im not like your rabid dog you know
theres only so many matches that you can sit out before it starts being a detriment to your career prospects and i presume you still care about that? so

[sublimed]

... wait, don't tell me you actually think you'll hurt me too much?

( kind of cute... )

I'm not made of glass.
One punch isn't going to change anything.

[outplayed]

have you never had a concussion?
how bad it gets doesnt have much to do with how hard you get hit
you get unlucky and youre out for months

[sublimed]

Yeah.
My brother gave me a concussion last time I visited home, in fact.

( he's fine now though :) )

We can avoid the face if that's what you're concerned about.

[outplayed]

alright
somethings wrong with your family but everybody already knew that

[ i just don't know about that? has sae ever been fine?? ]

mmm
okay then where do you want me to punch you

[sublimed]

It's normal for brothers to fight.

( maybe not to the point of concussions, but. still.

anyway! we all know the answer. )

I don't mind the stomach.
If it makes me puke then it's a win for both of us.

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mmm idk about that
ness just ignores his and i know for a fact he hates his family

[ kaiser's references for families is godawful... on the one hand, there's the ness family, and on the other hand, there's the itoshi family. ]

alright
where else
anywhere you wouldnt want to be touched?

[sublimed]

I don't hate my family.

( rin, maybe, but? he doesn't hate his mother or father so???

that said. yeah these are not good references king. )

I'm fine with anything
Especially since you're clearly more concerned about my well-being than I am.

[outplayed]

that honestly makes it worse
ness hates his family so much he would happily sacrifice them to summon a demon if demons were real but you actually like (most of) your family and youre still getting concussed by members?

[ LIKE... DID SAE THINK THAT CAVEAT HELPS...? ]

well apparently somebody has to do it for you
but fine
i will think about this. for your birthday only. be sure to say please and thank you at the time of

[sublimed]

Not members. Just my brother?
He doesn't really count; I've been telling mom to disown him for years.

( one day she will cave.................... )

Boo. Fine. ( -____- october is so far away. die )

[outplayed]

[ no, well, kaiser actually thinks it's also weird that the whole world knows of the itoshi brothers' blood feud so there's no excuse for their parents to not have gotten involved and put one/both of them in therapy at this point... but he also knows sae is a mommy's boy so he won't be saying anything. ]

am beginning to understand how your younger brother ended up the way he did

well on second thought
itll be for your birthday but itd be better done during the offseason, so...

[ sae's hot girl summer is gonna be pretty crazy! ]

[sublimed]

( their mother knows they don't get along, sure, but she also knows the nuances of their fight that nobody else does. also, if she did sign either of them up for therapy, they just wouldn't go, so —

what matters is that she doesn't know about the concussion. )

Because I'm a terrible older brother?
Yeah, I've heard that before.

( like rin's the innocent one here 🙄🙄🙄🙄 )

Right.
In case you "damage" me. ( 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 )

[outplayed]

[ oh but she knows about the inc— ]

no not that
well
yes that too but thats clearly only one part of it

terrible seems strong, subpar perhaps but you did the right thing trying to keep him away from europe

[ that was... the goal, right. actually, kaiser wishes he could unsend that now, he isn't sure that was the point on second thought. ]

... look
cant you think about this from my perspective
even if there's almost no chance of something bad happening that means theres still a chance

[ the au timeline in which kaiser has to take care of his crippled wife with no reason to live... ]

[sublimed]

( obviously not!!!!!!!!! )

I'd rather take 'terrible' over 'subpar.'

( no comment, but. yeah. he knows he did the right thing? everything he's ever done was justified? nobody understands this????? except for kaiser, his biggest apologist — )

Yeah, well
there's a chance of something bad happening basically any time you move or breathe.
Doesn't mean it'll happen.

( damn... his crippled wife that he crippled himself? that'd be crazy....... )

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oh, well, then
youre simply the absolute worst there is, sae itoshi
that better?

[ ok? sae didn't call him an idiot moron so maybe he wasn't too off base with that?? he's not sorry for being an apologist, if it were him, he'd have done the same— ]

you know thats NOT the same thing
youre talking about the off chance that your apartment building catches fire or some shit
but this is more like walking into your burning apartment building on purpose
so fucking sorry if im concerned about it but i cant help it

[ because he... UGH... c......ca.......care...........s......... ]

[sublimed]

I'll take it.

( he'd literally rather be the worst ever than just?? subpar???? never use that word again!!! )

... you're so fucking annoying, Mika.
And a hypocrite, too.
You do realize that any time you make me choke you until you're barely alive, I'm at risk of giving you permanent brain damage, right?
And yet I do it, anyway, without any bitching.
Stop being such a damn wuss.

( sigh. )