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I came here to meet you! ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.
... I want you to get in the way of my life.
( from )good question
i think i played well so you can say congratulations and ill accept it, this time
[ if he had been mediocre, though, he would NOT! want to hear congrats for that. ]
i never said id go with either group
oh...
[ he understands why he got ditched now. :( ]
i guess ill just go back to the hotel for now
wow... to be this beautiful yet the least popular boy in the world :/ [ comfort him! ]
( that she can, huh. sure. )
Thank you for bestowing upon me the privilege of congratulating you, milord.
( she's the funniest girl alive. )
Congratulations on the win.
And I'm sorry I missed it.
( ... anyway! )
Are you going to be able to find the hotel from where you are...?
( look. she's just worried. this is not comforting though, she realizes. )
And how are you the least popular when you're the one who didn't say you'd go?
( this is also not comforting. but at least she didn't deny his pretty privileges. )
Thank you for bestowing upon me the privilege of congratulating you, milord.
( she's the funniest girl alive. )
Congratulations on the win.
And I'm sorry I missed it.
( ... anyway! )
Are you going to be able to find the hotel from where you are...?
( look. she's just worried. this is not comforting though, she realizes. )
And how are you the least popular when you're the one who didn't say you'd go?
( this is also not comforting. but at least she didn't deny his pretty privileges. )
( from )[ y... yeah! it'll definitely be like in riddle's daydreams! it won't be like owning a horrible untrained stray cat snatched from off the streets at all. ]
well, this wouldnt be true for almost anybody else, but i think you should find that im pretty easily pleased
that means youll have a summer filled with happiness, good for you
[ he's not rejecting this role, because it takes a real man... to be a wife. ]
but since its the summer you have to let me sleep in at least three days a week
its my beauty sleep
[ as long as kaiser doesn't piss and spray on his walls-- ]
Haven't I told you before? All time spent with you is filled with happiness. It always has been.
[ is this all too much? it's easy to get schmoopy now, but when it's a month in and chappell roan is playing in the background, will riddle still be able to say all this? his excitement and delight go beyond feeling indebted to his old friend, especially given how rigid riddle is about obeying his mother. even just talking with his old bestie goes against what she expects of him. is this really alright? is any of this really alr--
oh ew riddle was just about to have a hard conversation with himself, what the fuck...... no, he decides nothing matters because he always gets what he wants and he wants kaiser. intentions be damned, that's the end of it!!! ]
We will have to adjust the time for our morning greetings then. Will that not disrupt your routine? I suppose we can just greet each other in person whenever we happen to cross paths...
Haven't I told you before? All time spent with you is filled with happiness. It always has been.
[ is this all too much? it's easy to get schmoopy now, but when it's a month in and chappell roan is playing in the background, will riddle still be able to say all this? his excitement and delight go beyond feeling indebted to his old friend, especially given how rigid riddle is about obeying his mother. even just talking with his old bestie goes against what she expects of him. is this really alright? is any of this really alr--
oh ew riddle was just about to have a hard conversation with himself, what the fuck...... no, he decides nothing matters because he always gets what he wants and he wants kaiser. intentions be damned, that's the end of it!!! ]
We will have to adjust the time for our morning greetings then. Will that not disrupt your routine? I suppose we can just greet each other in person whenever we happen to cross paths...
Maybe I shouldn't. That would imply you care how it makes me feel.
[ not that he feels anything to begin with. kaiser being difficult isn't annoying on an emotional scale, it's just that not addressing it could set a bad precedent. ]
Do you make my life difficult? No. But you do try to.
[ not that he feels anything to begin with. kaiser being difficult isn't annoying on an emotional scale, it's just that not addressing it could set a bad precedent. ]
Do you make my life difficult? No. But you do try to.
( from )[ but kaiser wants to know, where is he supposed to fit? he doubts he could stretch his legs out all the way in that loft!! ... is what kaiser was prepared to complain about, but he forgets about it when isagi shows up and immediately beans him on the forehead. in response, he wrinkles his nose and nudges isagi's ankle with his foot as isagi sits down. ]
You want to share me with ghosts? Too bad, I think my spiritual sense is zero.
[ why fear ghosts when you can fear people etc. — anyways, kaiser slides a sweet crepe over, with red beans and tons of whipped cream and matcha powder sprinkled on top. ]
( maybe he had a response to kaiser's question earlier. something along the lines of him possibly liking the idea of seeing kaiser on his knees crawling towards him to get into bed every night. but eh. )
Hm. What happened to the banana and the chocolate? ( stabs his fork into the crepe anyway and takes a big bite from it. )
Did you already eat? ( he leans forward a little then to get a better look at kaiser, eyes narrowing slightly. ) Oi. You didn't get caught in the rain just now, did you? ( because did isagi also "nag" at him to bring along an umbrella before heading out this morning? u-huh. for sure. but did kaiser do that? )
Hm. What happened to the banana and the chocolate? ( stabs his fork into the crepe anyway and takes a big bite from it. )
Did you already eat? ( he leans forward a little then to get a better look at kaiser, eyes narrowing slightly. ) Oi. You didn't get caught in the rain just now, did you? ( because did isagi also "nag" at him to bring along an umbrella before heading out this morning? u-huh. for sure. but did kaiser do that? )
( from )i know im not stable
im saying you should appreciate im not even worse after prolonged exposure to all that shit because i assure you i wouldnt even be the fun kind of extremely unstable. i wouldve attempted to kill myself in front of you at least 15 separate times by now
[ not fun at parties unstable. annoying to exist around unstable. :( ]
( from )youre making it sound like children are some kind of ticking time bombs that are impossible to defuse
if their upbringing is decent enough then theyd probably give obvious signs of when they need something, dont you think?
[ well, kaiser also has crazy accurate reads on people sometimes, so maybe he shouldn't really judge his ability to perceive peoples' micro-tells as the norm. ]
personally, id rather deal with kids than adults any day of the week
kids just want their basic needs fulfilled and to not feel like life is pointless
adults want a lot more than that
( ... )
There are kids out there who would not want to disappoint, or be a bother, for any number of reasons, good or bad. And to achieve that, they get really good at hiding things.
They're the ones I'm afraid I wouldn't know how to read.
( ahem. but, he is good at reading people. that makes one of them. )
The adults in your life are also kinda.. special.
There are kids out there who would not want to disappoint, or be a bother, for any number of reasons, good or bad. And to achieve that, they get really good at hiding things.
They're the ones I'm afraid I wouldn't know how to read.
( ahem. but, he is good at reading people. that makes one of them. )
The adults in your life are also kinda.. special.
yeah, i agree
when it comes to these things, its important to choose somebody whose way of thinking and living that youre compatible with, no? in that sense, this is not a bad match
[ being a german, she will need to understand that sometimes the highest of compliments is "nicht schlecht"... ]
when it comes to these things, its important to choose somebody whose way of thinking and living that youre compatible with, no? in that sense, this is not a bad match
[ being a german, she will need to understand that sometimes the highest of compliments is "nicht schlecht"... ]
( from )actually, yes...
the world in general shouldnt look at me until im prepared to be looked at.
[ he has the sensibilities of a victorian woman sometimes, okay. nala will have to be the man in this situation, because kaiser isn't. ]
what, you dont feel the same way?
( the question is can she put her claws on kaiser's pussy. )
I always want to be looked at. I don't suffer any of your insecurities! It's alright, I'll be the only one to look at you from now on.
( as the man, she'll take care of her demure wife. )
Do you like the sound of that?
I always want to be looked at. I don't suffer any of your insecurities! It's alright, I'll be the only one to look at you from now on.
( as the man, she'll take care of her demure wife. )
Do you like the sound of that?
( )at least, i think its fine
not having set plans means you still have the potential to do a lot of different things
youre not like me, locked into one thing thats do or die
[ is football that dramatic? well... ]
not that im complaining, i prefer it to live my life this way... but your mindset is different than mine. everybody should pick the method most compatible with themselves at an individual level, yes?
?
is this 20 questions now?
okay... do you think here is a higher power? something like god, or destiny? [ um. ]
If you enjoy that one thing and are the best there is at it, isn't that fine too? You *do* enjoy football, right? Just because you have a talent for it, that doesn't mean you should force yourself to endure it.
[ spoken like a true rich girl who has never had to work a single day in his life. he has no scope of soccer money or just how shitty kaiser had it before all these crazy 30 year old men introduced him to sweet, sweet crack in ball form. ]
But, you're quite right. For once in my life, I'm excited about the future. The possibilities before me seem endless. I like to have everything planned out to my satisfaction in order to minimize the need for risky or foolish moves...but you already know that. I *am* beginning to appreciate all the ways I've seen people live their lives though.
Well, why not? You're the one who asked first, and what better way to learn about someone than to ask them directly? I've never played a game like this with anyone, so take responsibility and indulge me.
Anyway... I only believe in my own power. If there is a God, they do not stand above me, and I'll defy them without hesitation over and over if I'm not satisfied with what they have to say. (Also, there is no scientific evidence of any such thing existing, so I refuse to subscribe to what is essentially overelaborate superstition)
[ such confidence! a very normal amount of confidence, even. look, if there was a god or if fate is real, he wouldn't be stuck at 5'3" for the rest of his goddamn life. nah....the universe is clearly only governed by spite and chaos..... ]
[ spoken like a true rich girl who has never had to work a single day in his life. he has no scope of soccer money or just how shitty kaiser had it before all these crazy 30 year old men introduced him to sweet, sweet crack in ball form. ]
But, you're quite right. For once in my life, I'm excited about the future. The possibilities before me seem endless. I like to have everything planned out to my satisfaction in order to minimize the need for risky or foolish moves...but you already know that. I *am* beginning to appreciate all the ways I've seen people live their lives though.
Well, why not? You're the one who asked first, and what better way to learn about someone than to ask them directly? I've never played a game like this with anyone, so take responsibility and indulge me.
Anyway... I only believe in my own power. If there is a God, they do not stand above me, and I'll defy them without hesitation over and over if I'm not satisfied with what they have to say. (Also, there is no scientific evidence of any such thing existing, so I refuse to subscribe to what is essentially overelaborate superstition)
[ such confidence! a very normal amount of confidence, even. look, if there was a god or if fate is real, he wouldn't be stuck at 5'3" for the rest of his goddamn life. nah....the universe is clearly only governed by spite and chaos..... ]
( from )[ but he hasn't fished enough... still, kaiser can throw in the towel when he knows it's for the best and drop his location pin into his next message. ]
dont rush me, it takes effort to be this good looking
20 minutes. ill be outside
[ kaiser is, of course, not serious about that. most of that 15 minutes — because early is on time, noa remembers this, right? — is spent trying to find a coin, because he has a very specific look he always goes for if he wants to be more lowkey. if he keeps his hair covered and neck covered, it immediately renders him incognito for most casual fans, so he's got his hair tied up and shoved under a baseball cap, wearing one of the black zip-up training jackets from playing for the german national team, well-fitted jeans, and a pair of his reading glasses.
all this doesn't fully diminish his star quality, because a few passers-by do a bit of a double-take seeing him stand by the curb in wait, but at least none seem to fully recognize him. ]
Edited 2025-02-21 00:45 (UTC)
[ no need to fish when he's about to get forcibly pulled into the water! noa just leaves his text on read and decides to arrive at the pin with a few minutes to spare. early is on time indeed, and noa is pleased kaiser remembers when he pulls into the curb and unlocks the passenger door.
he's not stepping out of course, not when there are people around, so he expects kaiser will let himself in. his windows are even tinted on this car for privacy sake. noa enjoys driving and he dislikes gawkers, and so his new car is a premium brand that's modest compared to what he could get at his wealth level. the average person would be forgiven for thinking kaiser just ordered an uber and spent extra to get the black car treatment. his driver is dressed in a french national team jacket, the gallic rooster adorned over the heart of the bright blue fabric, and a pair of simple jeans to match his passenger.
there's no time wasted once kaiser is in and buckled up, turn signal clicking as he pulls out and gets on the road again. ]
Are you going to ask where we're going?
he's not stepping out of course, not when there are people around, so he expects kaiser will let himself in. his windows are even tinted on this car for privacy sake. noa enjoys driving and he dislikes gawkers, and so his new car is a premium brand that's modest compared to what he could get at his wealth level. the average person would be forgiven for thinking kaiser just ordered an uber and spent extra to get the black car treatment. his driver is dressed in a french national team jacket, the gallic rooster adorned over the heart of the bright blue fabric, and a pair of simple jeans to match his passenger.
there's no time wasted once kaiser is in and buckled up, turn signal clicking as he pulls out and gets on the road again. ]
Are you going to ask where we're going?
( from )[ there are two wolves within kaiser. one is telling him, "don't say it, michael! don't say it!" and the other is saying "but you're right. you ARE everybody's favorite german boy". both wolves are delusional, but in different ways. ]
i have something else to say to this, but first, let me ask: would YOU have said no if it were you?
( from )... just let me take care of my teams internal affairs on my own
itll be seriously and personally demoralizing to me specifically if you enter that mess, itll feel make me feel like im a subpar housewife who cant take care of the mess in the kitchen all on my own. just stay in the living room, honey, its under control, trust in my deep cleaning process
[ does that metaphor make sense? well, it does now. ]
chris prince? adam blake?
[ i almost forgot harry kane exists in blue lock already... ]
Bellingham is at least redeemable but you know I'm right about Vinicius.
Anyway, I know you hate the British but Prince isn't worth my efforts. Blake... perhaps. He's something of a sex pest so I wouldn't feel awful about it.
[ not that he ever feels awful about anything he does, it's more that he has plausible deniability on being a psychopath! ]
Anyway, I know you hate the British but Prince isn't worth my efforts. Blake... perhaps. He's something of a sex pest so I wouldn't feel awful about it.
[ not that he ever feels awful about anything he does, it's more that he has plausible deniability on being a psychopath! ]
( from )[ true, the concept of michael kaiser is nice. the actual him? not so nice. he's better as an idea in the mind... like patrick bateman...... ]
?
dont be in pain while youre on vacation... also i probably wont really have any stories
[ maybe later, after the second leg of the match in germany, because that match was a clown show and a half. not that riddle will understand, but it's okay. plenty of actual soccer fans don't understand soccer either! ]
im not here to sightsee, after all
i probably wont even get to see any hot italian men -_-
[ Opinions Expressed On How Attractive The Italian National Team Are Not Necessarily My Own. ]
Don't be foolish. You've heard of the expression 'to miss someone so much it hurts', haven't you? Of course I would pine for my dearest friend during my first spring break. Do you mean to tell me you've never yearned for me as well?
[ is he playing a dangerous game or knowingly torturing his wife?? it's difficult to say..... ]
Really? You don't get even a day or two to yourselves? It must be difficult. A shame about the hot Italian men as well. Technically they shouldn't be difficult to find, but without the free time to chat them up, it almost doesn't matter. A crying shame indeed.
Do not fret. I will do my utmost to come up with enough stories for the both of us. I will be on the lookout for charming men, curious knicknacks, potential mysteries, and anything else that will liven up our reunion!
[ is he playing a dangerous game or knowingly torturing his wife?? it's difficult to say..... ]
Really? You don't get even a day or two to yourselves? It must be difficult. A shame about the hot Italian men as well. Technically they shouldn't be difficult to find, but without the free time to chat them up, it almost doesn't matter. A crying shame indeed.
Do not fret. I will do my utmost to come up with enough stories for the both of us. I will be on the lookout for charming men, curious knicknacks, potential mysteries, and anything else that will liven up our reunion!
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