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I came here to meet you! ( text | action | etc. )
... I want you to get in the way of my life.
... I want you to get in the way of my life.
Ass crack, spread'em wide open. This is our check-up.
[ medpoc wants kaiser to be so fat, have a lil breast to him... ]
[ medpoc wants kaiser to be so fat, have a lil breast to him... ]
truthfully this is the most i've ever thought about my name and i'm already pretty bored of it
[ why waste such time reading into silly things... ]
[ why waste such time reading into silly things... ]
( from )ok rude? but omw
[ guy with no shame... so he takes his sweet ass time coming over — look, he's not exactly on his home turf, isn't it alright if he sightsees a little on the way over? — and since yuki said the door's open, he doesn't knock and just strolls on in... walks over to the sofa and lays down on his stomach on it... ugh!
he's tired. so it's leech time. ]
[ yuki doesn't care about being rude to kaiser. honestly, it would be weirder if he wasn't rude. half the time he doesn't mean the things he says seriously, but if kaiser chooses to take him up on his offer, then who's yuki to refuse him?
kaiser takes so long getting to his place that yuki ends up taking a shower out of sheer boredom. and writer's block, maybe. he's supposed to be getting ready to record his next album but it's hard so he distracts himself by washing his entire body, head to toe, very purposefully not thinking about whether kaiser will like how he smells when he's done.
the leech has arrived by the time yuki strolls back out, only wearing a ragged old towel around his thin waist. he huffs out a sarcastic-sounding laugh and crosses his arms staring down at the little leech. ]
You really weren't kidding, huh?
kaiser takes so long getting to his place that yuki ends up taking a shower out of sheer boredom. and writer's block, maybe. he's supposed to be getting ready to record his next album but it's hard so he distracts himself by washing his entire body, head to toe, very purposefully not thinking about whether kaiser will like how he smells when he's done.
the leech has arrived by the time yuki strolls back out, only wearing a ragged old towel around his thin waist. he huffs out a sarcastic-sounding laugh and crosses his arms staring down at the little leech. ]
You really weren't kidding, huh?
( from )[ okay, that's fair. kaiser doesn't love the situations or the interactions either, except with his fp (favorite person), like a real bpd girlie. ]
oh. its fine then
since i enjoy [ screams, cries, pukes in his mouth, ] just spending time with you...
hang on
im gonna be ill that took so much out of me
( from )good idea
never forget that you were the one who brought it up first, okay?
[ is he teasing? serious? both simultaneously? well... ]
but i wont allow an official engagement until both of us are in pro teams, like good, responsible young adults
by which i mean, a youth team wont do, it has to be the main team proper
Eh, if I die before Sae-chan, that's fine, I guess.
Sucks for him, though. But I'll make sure he's happy before I go.
Sucks for him, though. But I'll make sure he's happy before I go.
Thank you.
I tried to stab Kagami Taiga with a pair, so I suppose I have a bit of a sentimental attachment to the instruments.
Then, perhaps this will entice you.
[He sends a picture. It's him, naked, holding the phone up. It's a full-body shot; the aim of the picture was more practical than sexual, as he took it to measure his muscle growth. But it's still a good shot. He's soft in the picture, but it's clear he's not lacking for anything.]
I tried to stab Kagami Taiga with a pair, so I suppose I have a bit of a sentimental attachment to the instruments.
Then, perhaps this will entice you.
[He sends a picture. It's him, naked, holding the phone up. It's a full-body shot; the aim of the picture was more practical than sexual, as he took it to measure his muscle growth. But it's still a good shot. He's soft in the picture, but it's clear he's not lacking for anything.]
I had to go through my poetry collection for this. I forgot how much I loved Lorca
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- 2024-10-11 11:06 (UTC) - Expand( from )you think?
[ he doesn't know. ]
well to be fair, i dont think we have been the most subtle, but i also dont think noel noa really gives a shit what i do as long as i score goals
hes busy being a good mentor to [ HISSING ] yoichi rn
[ ... he doesn't know... ]
besides hes french, he probably has had way freakier sex
[ he truly just says whatever he wants about the french. to be fair, he doesn't know, but noa kind of deserves whatever shit it is kaiser wants to say about him! ]
[ if only he knew that if noel noa is captain holt. kaiser is cheddar. ]
you think he fucks?
he looks like he does photosimimy or whatever
that shit that plants do
[ sorry he slept through biology class... and history... and math... and everything else too. ]
you think he fucks?
he looks like he does photosimimy or whatever
that shit that plants do
[ sorry he slept through biology class... and history... and math... and everything else too. ]
( from )okay
well when the time comes, in spite of all that you have said, i promise you i will still tell you that you look nicer than that other guy whose outfit kind of resembles yours from a distance 🥺
[ he'll also say some other things that suggest that riddle asked for this, and to admit that kaiser's neurotic thoughts are totally justified, and you are not insane and neither am i!
also, yes, he wants to risk it all for the thrill of it. to feel truly alive...... ]
youre no fun...
fiiiine......
do you want to eat wagyu or sashimi? or have you eaten either of those already?
Look at you, being sweet to me. Well, thank you Kaiser. I'll hold you to that.
[ feeding into each other's neuroses and anxiety.....this is going to be a really healthy and normal friendship, RIP to everyone else 🥰 ]
You wouldn't be the first to tell me that, and you definitely won't be the last. If you not suffocating from neurotoxins paralysing your lungs, leading to you dying in my arms is boring, then I'm happy to be boring.
I've never eaten sashimi before! I would love to try it. Do you have a place in mind?
[ feeding into each other's neuroses and anxiety.....this is going to be a really healthy and normal friendship, RIP to everyone else 🥰 ]
You wouldn't be the first to tell me that, and you definitely won't be the last. If you not suffocating from neurotoxins paralysing your lungs, leading to you dying in my arms is boring, then I'm happy to be boring.
I've never eaten sashimi before! I would love to try it. Do you have a place in mind?
( when he wants to hold sae and squeeze him really tight )mall kombucha and i feel you up in a cnc kind of way?
[ he thought he said that!!!! ]
whatever.
i'm in a relationship with you because i want to be, not because i'm fit to be. you can decide if that means anything to you or not.
just forget about me putting on some kinda long-term act for you. that's your gig.
whatever.
i'm in a relationship with you because i want to be, not because i'm fit to be. you can decide if that means anything to you or not.
just forget about me putting on some kinda long-term act for you. that's your gig.
( masterful edging )i mean, when you put it that way, youre giving me something to prove
sure, in most situations that dont involve weapons, ive got confidence enough to give you a good show.
but also wouldnt it be sooo gallant of you to swoop in? 🥺
You need better hobbies. Surely you have better things to do than get into fights for the sake of it.
( would it be hot to watch? sure. but she's not encouraging that???
... )
You want my honest response?
If I know you didn't instigate, then yes, of course I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
But if you did then I might let them get a swing in before I step in. Unless, you know, they escalate immediately to actually try and kill you from the get go.
Then again, you did say you're the big dog around there. They wouldn't fall on the metaphorical sword for their liege?
( she's being DRAMATIC, of course. because he is. )
( would it be hot to watch? sure. but she's not encouraging that???
... )
You want my honest response?
If I know you didn't instigate, then yes, of course I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
But if you did then I might let them get a swing in before I step in. Unless, you know, they escalate immediately to actually try and kill you from the get go.
Then again, you did say you're the big dog around there. They wouldn't fall on the metaphorical sword for their liege?
( she's being DRAMATIC, of course. because he is. )
It's the "you remind me of nobody" part that sounds a little weird.
Though now that you explained it, it makes sense! Sort of...if you want to tell someone they are unique, maybe just say that? That you've never met anyone like that before?
Or is that too sappy?
Though now that you explained it, it makes sense! Sort of...if you want to tell someone they are unique, maybe just say that? That you've never met anyone like that before?
Or is that too sappy?
( emotional mother )?
yoichi, you should excuse my mood swings because my emotions are valid and understandable, okay?
besides, didnt you want to have a kid?
[ he remembers... sometimes... ]
U-huh. I want like... two. ( because he's an only child and being an only child is boring af. )
Or maybe by some miracle we'll have twins. ( as if kaiser getting preggers isn't already asking for too much. )
Or triplets. ( maybe even quadruplets. ) Like hamsters. They can pop out a lot at once, right...
Or maybe by some miracle we'll have twins. ( as if kaiser getting preggers isn't already asking for too much. )
Or triplets. ( maybe even quadruplets. ) Like hamsters. They can pop out a lot at once, right...
( absolutely not tempting fate... )well, the fact that theyre eye catching and memorable is a nice bonus...
but no, i got these tattoos for myself
[ and the obvious — which in this case, is correct — is that they serve as some kind of reminder to himself. ]
seriously, dont worry about it, i wont get sick, i train in colder weather all through autumn and winter
anyways, sure, lay a guess on me: whats compelled me to seek some real lovers out in the wild at night?
[ the obvious guess would be match anxiety, but kaiser doesn't really get that: execution in a match is a simple matter of "man proposes, god disposes" to him. as long as he does everything he needs to improve and performs properly, the rest is out of his hands. the more likely culprit is an upcoming media appearance, unusual mostly because kaiser tends to not do solo appearances. ]
They make you stand out more on the field, but I don't think you got it to simply sand out. Did you?
[ brb she is taking notes on him now orz ] Well, I don't ever recall seeing you anxious and restless before a match, excited yes but if you're like this...perhaps
[ Akane pauses, runs through what she knows Kaiser is doing: matches, training, interview— ah. ]
You have a youtube interview coming up soon, don't you? I think there was a tweet about it
[ brb she is taking notes on him now orz ] Well, I don't ever recall seeing you anxious and restless before a match, excited yes but if you're like this...perhaps
[ Akane pauses, runs through what she knows Kaiser is doing: matches, training, interview— ah. ]
You have a youtube interview coming up soon, don't you? I think there was a tweet about it
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( ghost on roach violence... )fuck no
if the little itoshi wants credit for that then he has to beat me to the punch -_-
im not letting him claim stolen valor -_-
Yeah, but you'd be already dead if you kill me as a ghost. So, what's the point of you getting credit? No one'll think of you.
( chalant and unconfusing )im not picky
but, hm. a love hotel, then. its not like i can visit something like that in europe easily, you know?
as for me... i wont swallow, thats pretty much it
if i could choose, i would rather want it more brusque than slow
we can agree that neither of us are doing this to seek tenderness, i hope?
Japan's love hotels are unique. How garish would you like it to be? Would you like a hot tub in the shape of a heart? The bed as well? I'm sure I can find one in Tokyo.
That's fine. Are facials out of the question as well?
We agree.
Bend me over the bed, and don't leave marks on my neck, but they're encouraged elsewhere.
That's fine. Are facials out of the question as well?
We agree.
Bend me over the bed, and don't leave marks on my neck, but they're encouraged elsewhere.
( lethal combo of compatible insecurity )[ that's right!! depend on him!! kaiser will come over and take things off of the high shelf down for riddle at any time. :) ]
it would probably be better for profit margins if i stocked first and painted second, then i can do a restock after thats done with
is there a way to get customers to come in faster
maybe if we really push for it, we can even break $5k...
[ he can't play games to simply relax. his soul wants to minmax, emphasis on the "max" part. ]
[ just because riddle is weird about him doesn't mean he's immune to getting socked in the liver.....!!!! ]
Excellent idea. Maximizing efficiency is essential for success. I haven't quite figured out the formula behind determining the number of customers per day, but if need be we can offset a potentially slow day by staying open past hours. We might be cutting it close to bedtime, but if 5 minutes is enough for us to settle in, we can look at our profit margins tomorrow. $5000 is ambitious, but I think with us working together it should be possible. Time is the only thing holding us back.
[ god really should have worked harder to keep them apart, riddle is an ambitious overachiever so he's basically gooning to the thought of this challenge. ]
Excellent idea. Maximizing efficiency is essential for success. I haven't quite figured out the formula behind determining the number of customers per day, but if need be we can offset a potentially slow day by staying open past hours. We might be cutting it close to bedtime, but if 5 minutes is enough for us to settle in, we can look at our profit margins tomorrow. $5000 is ambitious, but I think with us working together it should be possible. Time is the only thing holding us back.
[ god really should have worked harder to keep them apart, riddle is an ambitious overachiever so he's basically gooning to the thought of this challenge. ]
( dwbi he'll suffer from the ketamine/molly dosing )winning trophies and people saying theyll support me unconditionally
what would make YOU happy
A little?
( anyway. )
Leaving the door unlocked like that isn't safe!
( the likelihood of him doing anything about that seems kinda slim, so she will simply take it upon herself to do it when she gets there.. at a reasonable time with both errands and avoiding a spill.
and yes, she still does knock before opening the door when she gets there some half odd hour later, bag of takeout and two smoothies in tow. finally. she can lock it.
is one of the drinks purposefully pink? maybe so. )
I'm heeeereee!
( fanfare and applause! .. of which there is none, so she'll cut her dramatics short by setting everything on a table first. nothing crazy. it's just thai, curry and noodles and such, )
Bath or food first?
( this Almost feels crazy to ask. )
( anyway. )
Leaving the door unlocked like that isn't safe!
( the likelihood of him doing anything about that seems kinda slim, so she will simply take it upon herself to do it when she gets there.. at a reasonable time with both errands and avoiding a spill.
and yes, she still does knock before opening the door when she gets there some half odd hour later, bag of takeout and two smoothies in tow. finally. she can lock it.
is one of the drinks purposefully pink? maybe so. )
I'm heeeereee!
( fanfare and applause! .. of which there is none, so she'll cut her dramatics short by setting everything on a table first. nothing crazy. it's just thai, curry and noodles and such, )
Bath or food first?
( this Almost feels crazy to ask. )
relatable except robots can do arithmetic better than me :(
outplayed
- 2024-12-02 00:30 (UTC) - Expand( from )honestly, this sounds a bit fun
[ that is a high compliment because kaiser has never had more than "a bit" of fun in his entire life, and he never will. ]
ill read the letter out loud to you and you can make suggestions for changes, then
is this what all your assignments are like? school doesnt sound that bad
not really
homework and assignments suck
[ it's because he's bad at school. ]
and the teachers are unnecessarily annoying about them and act like the world is going to end because you didn't do your biology homework or something
[ again... it's because he's bad at school... ]
homework and assignments suck
[ it's because he's bad at school. ]
and the teachers are unnecessarily annoying about them and act like the world is going to end because you didn't do your biology homework or something
[ again... it's because he's bad at school... ]
( from )[ that's a short turnaround for kaiser to (make ness) find a specific ice cream flavor, but it's fine. if it comes down to it, kaiser will bring to normal chocolate ice cream and pretend like he doesn't know the difference, forcing him to commit to a lifelong bit that he can't tell the difference between types of chocolates. ]
alright, ill come over to your room then
[ it has screens... and isagi is allowed in there, so kaiser feels that he should be too... and this way, he will not allow noa to escape his obligations, because kaiser fought hard for what he got. it's a real "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" angle, but whatever.
like a good german boy, kaiser understands "in two hours" to actually mean "in less than two hours". very much not like a good german boy, though, he's just barging the hell in or whatever his corny line was, carrying two cups of ice cream. no greeting, just immediately looking around to where he can shamelessly sit down. it's a territory claiming thing, maybe. ]
[ yes, everyone is allowed to enter his office so long as he's inside it. he has an open door policy, it's just that isagi is the only one brave enough to actually use it. well, that just goes to show how much like jinpachi he is. that asshole also barged into his room when they were in the pxg youth division to ramble on about whatever new theory he cooked up in that insane brain of his.
sadly he won't even get the element of surprise. there's a cctv feed of the hallway just outside his control room, which he suspects jinpachi gave him as a joke about how they both have a need to seem omniscient. he catches kaiser coming down the hall and waits to turn his head past the top of his chair as greeting. one benefit here is he doesn't need to wear the translation earbuds, which are comfortable but get annoying after long periods. ]
Kaiser.
[ obligatory acknowledgment of his presence. noa remotely locks the door behind him and flips a switch that sets up a DO NOT DISTURB holographic sign on the other side. he promised this time, so he will honor it by not letting anyone just waltz in. there are two options - a second swivel chair he set up near his or the awful cot that acts as his bed. again, he's certain jinpachi is playing pranks on him. ]
sadly he won't even get the element of surprise. there's a cctv feed of the hallway just outside his control room, which he suspects jinpachi gave him as a joke about how they both have a need to seem omniscient. he catches kaiser coming down the hall and waits to turn his head past the top of his chair as greeting. one benefit here is he doesn't need to wear the translation earbuds, which are comfortable but get annoying after long periods. ]
Kaiser.
[ obligatory acknowledgment of his presence. noa remotely locks the door behind him and flips a switch that sets up a DO NOT DISTURB holographic sign on the other side. he promised this time, so he will honor it by not letting anyone just waltz in. there are two options - a second swivel chair he set up near his or the awful cot that acts as his bed. again, he's certain jinpachi is playing pranks on him. ]
( from here )
I'm not super familiar with what you eat in Germany generally. That's something I should research...
Hey, I saw that last match. You were ...I don't know how to explain it but, it was amazing. What you did. Even if I don't really know a lot of what goes on in the field, even I could tell you were really...cool.
[ Sincere? Yes. Bad at expressing it? Absolutely. ]
I'm not super familiar with what you eat in Germany generally. That's something I should research...
Hey, I saw that last match. You were ...I don't know how to explain it but, it was amazing. What you did. Even if I don't really know a lot of what goes on in the field, even I could tell you were really...cool.
[ Sincere? Yes. Bad at expressing it? Absolutely. ]
lots of bread, red meat, potatoes... cabbage, tomatoes, and root vegetables
pickled vegetables reminds me a bit of sauerkraut but i dont think germans actually eat much of it except as a side dish
but i might be biased since i dont actually go out to eat a lot and am on a meal plan
[ also, nice subject change, but kaiser shall not call her out on it. ]
well, yeah
i am the coolest, after all, and nobody does it like me [ tehepero! ]
pickled vegetables reminds me a bit of sauerkraut but i dont think germans actually eat much of it except as a side dish
but i might be biased since i dont actually go out to eat a lot and am on a meal plan
[ also, nice subject change, but kaiser shall not call her out on it. ]
well, yeah
i am the coolest, after all, and nobody does it like me [ tehepero! ]
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